What if 4Kids dubbed Banana Fish?
1. Ash is a bully instead of a gang leader and has rival bullies
2. Dino is a bad guy and makes kids work in a coal mine
3. Dino is also Ash’s evil uncle or something
4. Eiji and Ash are best friends and nothing else
5. Shorter’s name is now Shorty
6. Sing’s name is now Shawn
7. Lao’s name is now Liam
8. Yut-Lung’s name is Julie and he’s a girl now
9. Eiji’s name stays Eiji because he’s from Japan, and the same goes for Ibe
10. Banana Fish is now candy that makes you want to work in the coal mines, but it gives you a tummy ache which makes people grumpy
11. Blanca does archery now
12. Blanca’s real name is Steve and he’s actually Russian now instead of being from Kazakhstan
13. Ash goes to super detention or something with college students instead of going to prison
14. Of course Max is in college.
15. Griffin is very sleepy and has a bad tummy ache whenever we see him
16. Griffin was fighting in the dessert against the bad guys or something instead of going to war.
17. Eiji stole Shorter’s Yugioh cards off screen
18. Shorter attacks Eiji because Banana Fish and all the soda he drank gave him a bad tummy ache and made him grumpy and he’s still mad about the cards.
19. Shorter doesn’t die, he gets grounded for sleeping in a stranger’s basement
20. No one dies, they all either get grounded, move, or quit their job.
21. Ash catches the building on fire because he’s cold and wants to have a bonfire with smores, Shorter’s body is never shown or mentioned.
22. Abraham doesn’t die, he gets scared of Ash because he’s a bully and he quits his job because he’s scared
23. Ash doesn’t die, he falls asleep and the librarian gets mad and he can’t come back
24. Eiji’s letter is now a “Best friends note” and it says things like “You’re so cool Ash and your water gun is so rad! You’re my best friend!” and it ends with “BFFs FOVEVERRRRRRR”
25. Bones is now called Billy
26. Cain Blood is Cain Baker
27. Arthur gets grounded for being mean to Ash
28. They fight with sticks instead of knives
29. All the guns are water guns or fingers
30. Arthur stopped being friends with Ash because Ash beat him in Go Fish or something like that
32. Yut-Lung has a crush on Eiji or something
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