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[squidwurd]

i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account

[actualdadtonystark]

~surprise guest ~ open

[actualdadtonystark]

monachopsis-x‌:

Angelo fiddled with his backpack, adjusting the straps as he stood in the doorway of Tony’s presence. He seemed nervous, and avoided eye contact by moving to take off his web shooters.

“Hey, Mr. Stark.. My mom and I got into a fight and she kicked me out so… I kinda just ended up here,” he explained briefly and then looked over to him.

“Oh.” That wasn’t anything near what Tony had been anticipating, but he could roll with the punches. “If you need a place to stay you can crash here for the night. There’s plenty of space.” Even more space than usual since half the team were now fugitives and couldn’t come back. “What’d you guys fight about?” 

[actualdadtonystark]

~surprise guest ~ open

“Oh, shit, hey, FRIDAY didn’t tell me you were here. Thanks for nothing.” 

“I like to keep you on your toes, Boss. Keeps the mind young.” 

Tony scoffs, but doesn’t pay the AI anymore attention. “What are you doing here?”  

[actualdadtonystark]

Fight/Argument Sentence Starters

"Make me"

"Don't tempt me"

"I hate you"

"You are infuriating"

"Just shut up already"

"That doesn't even make sense"

"Bite me"

"Eat me"

"Kiss my ass"

"Just admit i'm right"

"Just admit you're wrong"

"You are being ridiculous"

"That's irrational"

"Listen to me"

"That's not what I meant and you know it"

"Don't yell at me"

"That's it. End of discussion"

"I don't believe you"

"Don't look at me like that"

"What's with that look?"

"Go away"

"Don't talk to me"

"Do you ever shut up?"

"You're such a loud mouth"

"You shouldn't have said that"

"Fuck you"

"Step on a lego"

"Get bent"

"Shut your mouth before I shut it for you"

"It isn't up for debate"

"Don't question my orders"

"I recognize that you have reached a decision, but given that it is a stupid ass decision I have elected to ignore it"

"That is the worst idea i've ever heard"

"Who writes your plans, the village idiot?"

"That's mine"

"Give it back"

"Don't touch my stuff"

"That's not yours"

"Just leave already"

"The door is over there"

"I cannot deal with your bullshit right now"

"I have my orders"

"You have your orders"

[buckytonys]

Tony Stark + looking pretty 1/[?]

[actualdadtonystark]

Tony [after a surgery]: Did the doctor send you? Man you are eye candy! Woah. You’re the prettiest woman I’ve ever seen.

Tony: Are you a model? Who are you? What’s your name?

Pepper: I’m your wife.

Tony: You’re my wife?! Holy shit! Dang. How long? Man, I hit the jackpot!

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[actualdadtonystark]

danielcooperrp:

Daniel can’t believe what he’s hearing. “Major thanks to you? It’s thanks to you that we’ve spent the last year and change of our lives on the run! If you had stopped for, oh, I don’t know, half an hour to think about the long-term ramifications of the Accords not just on you but on an entire planet filled with powered individuals, perhaps you would have realized what an extraordinarily bad idea they were! But because you pushed this terrible bill that offers little power to the people it controls so quickly and with so little oversight, your daughter is now essentially on house arrest under the watchful eye of the UN, like she’s some kind of terrorist. 

“So yeah,” he spits. “The trackers should come off, not just Ally, but everyone. This fascist agreement protects no one, and I thought Iron Man might have something to say about that.”

Tony finds himself speechless. He can’t think of anything else to do except let Daniel rip into him. Every point he made was valid, and while Tony still believes the Accords can be effective in the right hands, there was no doubt that right now all they were was an excuse for the government to treat powered individuals as criminals before they even committed a crime. 

“I didn’t want this to happen,” he finds himself saying, voice uncharacteristically quiet. “Do you think this is how I wanted things to end up? I have a lot to say about all this shit, but I don’t have the power you think I do. Ross is not my friend, he’s not a colleague, he’s my boss. He’s a boss that’s hated my guts ever since I decided to lay a dump on his desk and try to get you delinquents out of prison. You don’t think I hate this too? That my hands are so fucking tied that I can’t help my own family? If I make one move Ross doesn’t like the leash gets even tighter. I have to work within his system, break it up from within, and that means--as much as I fucking hate it--being on somewhat decent behavior. I can’t destroy the Accords single-handedly. I just can’t.” 

[actualdadtonystark]

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[actualdadtonystark]

danielcooperrp:

Daniel sighs. “Fine. I know…I know it cost you a lot of political capital to even get Ally and I in front of someone who was willing to listen to us, but I need another favor. This…tracker thing. We can’t live like this. She can’t live like this. I mean, do they honestly expect her to live the rest of her life always being monitored by the government? This isn’t right, and you know it. Help us end this.”

Whatever Tony had in mind about what Daniel was here for none of what spewed out of his mouth was it. He hadn’t anticipated this sudden surge of anger and Tony stands for some attempt at feeling like he has some sort of solid ground. “I don’t like the tracker shit any more than you do,” he starts off, “but as much as I hate to admit it, I’ve got no say on that. You two are lucky you are back in the country and not in prison cells, major thanks to me by the way. If you think anyone is going to try and work with this on you you’re out of your mind, and you’re too smart for that. If the trackers come off they come off everyone, but there’s no way it’s happening now. We’ve got to chip at this shit slowly.” 

He wants to be more help and he definitely wants to give a better outlook on the situation than what he is spouting right now, but Tony has no legs to stand on when it comes to the trackers. He’s already tried to go to the UN and talk about even the possibility of modifying the trackers and he was shut down within minutes. 

[actualdadtonystark]

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danielcooperrp:

Daniel whips his hand away from the gauntlet, smiling guiltily like a child caught hand mid-cookie jar. He strolls into the workshop proper, a falsely casual air about him. “Who says I want anything? Maybe I just dropped by to say hello to my father-in-law. Nothing big.”

Tony’s eyes narrow more than they already had been and he turns to look at his son-in-law. “Uh huh. You need to work on your poker face, kid. What are you really here for?” 

[actualdadtonystark]

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“I swear to God if you touch the gauntlets one more time I might actually have to duct tape your hands together. Observe with your eyes not your hands.” Tony wipes his own on an already greasy towel and eyes the visitor to his workshop quite suspiciously. “What’ya want?” 

[mariasrainer]

#friendly reminder that pepper’s voice kept tony alive #and when he was about to sacrifice himself the last thing he wanted was to hear her voice  (insp)

[axiomatiq-blog]

Tony Stark ± Identity

[henrysfox]

# ♫ walk walk fashion baby ♫

[userilyarozanov]

It’s sad knowing that I love others more than I love myself.

[morti-do]

[newhologram]

Must be Pepper’s birthday and he only remembered like 5 minutes ago during a fight.

[righthandofscaevola]

I imagine him getting blasted and falling through the ceiling of a mall next to Victoria’s Secret and just going, “oh, well, while I’m here.”

[randomishnickname]

Iron Man 2 missing scene

Famous heart surgeon’s office. X-rays of Tony’s torso are laid out on the desk. Tony toys with his Rolex watch, doesn’t look up once.

HEART SURGEON (poking at the files)

It’s as I said, Mr. Stark: it’s impossible to remove the reactor without damaging your heart beyond repair, the shrapnel is lodged way too close to the left coronal artery. You’d die on the operating table. It’s a damn miracle you survived that first operation, that doctor of yours must have been a true wizard.

TONY STARK

He had very steady hands.

HEART SURGEON

Of course, if you could replace the Palladium with something that doesn’t combust, it’d put an end to your problem. But I’m no engineer.

TONY STARK (resetting the watch)

How long is left?

HEART SURGEON

Three months. Four months, tops. Palladium poisoning is very deadly. There’s some medication I can prescribe you to alleviate the pain if you want.

TONY STARK (with a little hand wave)

Sure, sure. Gimme all the good stuff.

SURGEON (embarassed, but expectant)

Also, it’s a bit…weird to ask, but…would you mind donating your body to our institute after you’re, ehm, gone? Body modifications as heavy as yours are so rare, and it would be such a valuable input to…

TONY STARK (shoots him a long look and nods after a beat, then wanders off, drumming on his arc reactor)

SURGEON (calling after him)

Best of luck Mr. Stark!

Watch ticks and ticks.

Ticking of the watch blends over into heavy metal music. In the limo. Tony lies on the backseat, washes down meds with alcohol, stares at the glass of scotch resting on his belly.

TONY STARK (casually)

Hey, Happy? Which of my car d’you like best?

HAPPY HOGAN (over his shoulder)

That’s a hard one, boss! Eh, well, the R8 is a thing of beauty, but I think I’d pick the Saleen. The noises that car makes! But in silver, orange isn’t really my thing. Why’d you ask, boss?

TONY STARK (removes his watch and puts it in his pocket)

Just curious! Let‘s get us to the airport as fast as we can, ok?

to some random point later in the movie: Saleen S7 in the background, now painted a gleaming silver

Photos: https://radiopaedia.org/cases/chest-x-ray-of-tony-stark-iron-man

[randomishnickname]

@knightinironarmor

[thenamesallison]

@igniscore

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