Jayzvolt

Welcome to the 7th square of Hell

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was getting coffee with my coworker, who is kind of right-wing and I said jokingly, "You know, I'm awfully leftist," and he said, "Yeah, I figured that the moment I learned you're a fan of the Lord of the Rings."

[one-time-i-dreamt]

THE WHAT

[actually-jello]

If you are what you eat, then why should I eat my vegetables?

[scifiction]

R2 D2 is Iron Droid! Lol

[actually-jello]

Me after finishing my 4th bowl of mac n' cheese

[laurieathardees]

What yall bringing to virtual dinner.

[the-skeleton-pub]

Mystery green bean casserole

[actually-jello]

I hope you dint mind me asking, but what's the mystery?

[the-skeleton-pub]

;)

[strangefires]

[plasticcflower]

Who is she

[actually-jello]

Finally.

I've found her.

The perfect video game girlfriend.

[arvo]

hi everyone seems to have really strong opinions on this so rb with your feelings towards the word poggers

[actually-jello]

Honestly poggers

[kremlin]

my favorite part of flying home to texas is when the pilot yells YEEEEE HAWWWW WE’RE IN TEXAS NOW BOYS and fires his revolvers into the roof of the cockpit. 

[actually-jello]

It's kind of like that flying over Ukraine,

The only difference is we just get shot down

[actually-jello]

@santa Times ticking, old man.

[pukicho]

Pro water advocate here. Did you know your body is made up of blood and even more? i will drink you!

[actually-jello]

My boy Puki just discovered blood bending smh

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I attended a school that was established by Freddie Mercury. We only sang Queen songs in music class.

[actually-jello]

School of Rock

[liartownusa]

[actually-jello]

*me sweating profusely and bowing*:

YES SIR, RIGHT AWAY SIR!

[fortscrotum]

[fella123456-deactivated20160217]

fleek

[actually-jello]

Cindy Lou Who lookin ass

[3am-overthinker]

“Just because I am perfectly satisfied being by myself doesn’t mean I don’t feel alone at times”

- 3am overthinker

[actually-jello]

Geez, gotta love rummaging through your personality like a raccoon trying to find a reason to like yourself. Am I right?

[actually-jello]

https://youtu.be/GlBj9Mw3Cdg

Always remember the first Christmas story. I hope that it's going to be a Kenny Chesney Christmas for all of us this year!

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I don’t remember the dream itself, I just remember waking up so disappointed that actual horses didn’t have that many teeth.

[actually-jello]

Well, if OP didnt look a gift horse in the mouth, things might be different

[laurieathardees]

What yall bringing to virtual dinner.

[the-skeleton-pub]

Mystery green bean casserole

[actually-jello]

I hope you dint mind me asking, but what's the mystery?

[actually-jello]

New concept: half marathon + zombie tag.

If you are it by the end of the race, you loose.

That way, only the strong survive. The weak are weeded out, like the pitiful moles they are.

The winner gets bragging rights to the point of being a pompous prissy.