team fortress 2

for legal reasons, not really.

[actually-tf2]

ooh look at me im tf2 i came to life cause i was kinda bored

im real tf2

[actually-tf2]

Totally didn't forget I had a Tumblr account, haha, why would you say that?

[everysoldiertf2]

[actually-tf2]

We're TEAM FORTRESS. And you're pregnant.

[twwizzlerr]

[raincoatslol]

Every pyro player's heart is filled with nothing but love ♥

[actually-tf2]

You are LYING. This is a LIE. Play 5 minutes of Casual and you will regret this line.

[twenty-four-karat-casserole]

Idfk it came to mind immediately

[arl3kinka]

I'm sorry I had to

[actually-tf2]

Now, why are you sorry for this?

[allthatispeculiar]

[three-odd-things]

tf2 friendlies be like

[actually-tf2]

Hello 👋

I wish you a happy new year 🎉

Today is ezzdeen's second birthday in the genocide, he turned 8 years old

He is ADHD and very needy & picky, so the family is suffering with him 😔

You can help ezz by reblogging our family's artwork here and donating if you can 🙏🏻

Post Link

Thank you

Yeah I can't really donate but *turns to you, the person reading this* maybe you can

wink wink

[boston-basher-batter]

scooter

I don't call the RED version of me, Scout. Scoot seems better. Do you think I could ride him like one?

[pathofglory]

@f-pauling uhh what were the rules for cross faction whatever's again?

[f-pauling]

What on Earth is happening.

Honestly, I can't really stop it. But the administrator does not approve and will find a way to make sure the teams stay divided.

[yawurstnightmare]

IM NOT DOIN CROSS FACTION ANYTHING DIS GOTTA BE SOME SORT A PRANK OR SOMETHIN

[boston-basher-batter]

I MEANT AS CURB STOMPING! Nah how is this an innuendo. Actually. Don't answer that

[trickwizard]

i love how the lines in the sand makes it so that Soldier just rotated 180 degrees without moving his feet or using his hands, gmod and sfm animation style

[actually-tf2]

He does this all the time

[vogelys]

TF2 will always have a special place in my heart

[christmassailor]

The TF2 mercs as incorrect quotes part 4

[actually-tf2]

oh "incorrect", huh?

[gogopri-deactivated20241226]

If you don't know what's been going on in Team Fortress 2

BLU Scout has had a texture error giving him the wrong color pants for 17 full years, and the game finally got patched so they're the right color.

Within a day, they reverted the fix because it doesn't match the 17 years of cosmetic items he has.

[thetriggeredhappy]

on the topic of nonbinary general and georgia, consider: the 'children' (2) are genderless units until they gain more sentience and pick one, like soldier did (🏳️‍⚧️). zhanna agrees this is a much more assertive and independent way to do it. they have unintentionally invented gender neutral parenting (neither of them know those words).

as far as soldier is concerned there are only four genders. army navy air force and coast guard. god bless america

[actually-tf2]

🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER!!!!!!!!!!!🦅🇺🇸🦅🔥🦅🔥🇺🇸🦅🔥🦅🍩🦅🦅🇺🇸🔥🦅

[number-one-fan-of-heavy]

@f-pauling

CAN HEAVY TAKE MATURNAL LEAVE?

[actually-tf2]

I say so, and I'm a higher authority. I'm TF2!

[retrofps]

[squeakitties]

[actually-tf2]

This is canon now. I say so. I'm TF2.