An actual birb wizard, in space

Hey welcome to my blog where i post (mostly reblog :s) alot of random crap woop! :3

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[ommanyte]

[tempestrune]

GET BIG SANDWICH YOUR CITY NOW

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[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Lin-Manuel Miranda said in an interview that he wrote the song “You’re Welcome” for Maui once he knew the character would be voiced by Dwayne the rock Johnson because he thought that Dwayne the rock Johnson would be the one person on earth who could sing something so egotistical and have us completely convinced we should be thanking him and honestly he’s not wrong.

[nsfwcobaltsnow]

[slavetomyheadcanon]

Just in case you needed a reminder of how big wolves actually are… because sometimes when there’s no context for size, I tend to think of them as a lot smaller than they really are.

[toshio]

[siegfriedandroy]

i found this story googling parrot memes and my dumb ass has been laughing ever since  

[movingtotwitter-at-hazymazepone]

DAMN SON

[h0ld-back-the-night-deactivated]

parrot is already pulling receipts on Keith

[mirksilua-blog]

So my dog is a 210 pound Great Dane who has never had a toy smaller than a car tire before, and he always rips them to sheds within a couple weeks.

Recently my sister got him the biggest toy she could find in the doggy toy section, a toy owl about the size of my dog’s head.

He smelled it, took it delicately in his mouth, then just dropped it on the floor and has barely touched it since.

But I keep finding him with it near him while he is sleeping.

I haven’t put it there, and neither has my mum.

He never chews on it, like he is afraid to break it.

And it is always right near his head when he sleeps.

I think he has accepted the tiny owl as his pet.

[mirksilua-blog]

When the fuck did this get notes Did someone famous reblog my tiny puppy boy

[djmeatdaddy]

DOGS ARE SO PURE.

[writing-prompt-s]

Harry, Hermione, and Ron are killed early in their search for Horcruxes. Voldemort orders a full invasion of Hogwarts to find the remaining ones. In a panic, Hogwarts is evacuated. One student slept through the evacuation order: 4th year American transfer student Kevin McCallister.

[poiplefunguy]

SHUT THE FUCK UP OH MY GOD

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[yikyakapp-blog]

[babyanimalgifs]

[surprisebitch]

tagging as /future reference

[justiceforthejabberwock]

THEY BETTER NOT HAVE DONE THE THROW THE BOUQUET THING

[rogerogeroger]

new tradition instead of Throw the Bouquet: FETCH

[mimikyudaily]

at first, when mimikyu was first announced, I thought its eyes were little, tiny arms

the secret is out

[vuroro]

A bad, bad Pokebean thief

[sparklysora]

[torvus230-deactivated20170226]

When you make eye contact with the monster you’re hunting.

[spookyoubliette]

[gay-au-deactivated20140626]

“mickey i am fed up wit your bullshit devil magic”