Regent Farouin Staples

[sweetsurrenderbyjohndenver]

I GOT CHAPPEL ROAN TICKETS!!!

[lordplumdabney]

LOL u got scammed... the chapel ruin is free for all

[sweetsurrenderbyjohndenver]

man syfm

[actuallydabnius]

finally someone stands up to the young master ❤️❤️

[actuallydabnius]

my new bones feel wonderful

they ache so sweetly

[lordplumdabney]

they sayed i shall gift dabnius (my petty regent) a bone surgery and so it will be. he is scared but has little say in my court ever since he ran away to commiserate with my fellow boy lord and lifelong rival ricky tongu

[actuallydabnius]

The Boy says I’m to get my bones replaced with something new entirely

[actuallydabnius]

wife broke favorite book shelf

came home from work for sun’s day and my book shelf hath been knocked asunder. She said she hadn’t noticed as she had been gone all week at hern mother but her mother lives a full days journey

[actuallydabnius]

made up a cheese ball today

I’m think it’s like a full wheel but a ball

[actuallydabnius]

whenstever I hear someone is from wales its like what even is thateth

My wife said they eat wales in her home town but I doubt thereth is a connection

[actuallydabnius]

I find the rizzler to be quiet charming

[lordplumdabney]

uhghhh sorry for being inactive for a few days...

long story short i found dabnius posting on tumblr because he's become addicted to it and so i re-enticed him to be my Petty Regent by PROMISING he could play on tumblr as long as he also updates my blog regularly.

it turns out he was dalliancing with "lord" ricky tongu's petty regent shteet pirgo. they had a plan or somwething for me but thats all in the past now that the entire Monarchy of Dabney, Portecester is online and on tumblr dot fag

[actuallydabnius]

WHAT THEY DON'T TELL YOU ABOUT GETTING OLD IS YOU TURN INTO YOUR FATHER!!!

[actuallydabnius]

I allowed myself a chance at something new

Tonight I ordered a herring at my usual pub. My wife, whom I have not spoken with in quite some time told me not to bother as herring is for Swedes but I liked it!

[lordplumdabney]

my servants are so loyal they tolerate living like this

[actuallydabnius]

He wonders why I’ve run off. I simply tired of this treatment.