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@actualphanphicquotes
Reality and horror started to sink into her, she had just made a deal with the prince of darkness, the enemy of righteousness, Lucifer, the devil himself. Will Lucifer jr. Her father’s son. I’m doomed aren’t a I?
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A new little something from actualphanpicquotes. But actually even for today such a Steampunk-Rocket Horse would be really neat. But back then most likely it would have been the only possibility to leave France within six hours. I think with the transportation possibilites like carriages and steam train it would have taken at least 6 hours to get to the rural parts around Paris. Even today it takes with ICE and TGV at least 5 hours and 10 minutes to get from Cologne Central Railway Station, Germany to Paris Gare de l’Est. From Cologne to Paris Gare du Nord, it would take about 3 hours and 15 minutes. With the Thalys, an express train. Not an old steam engine.
I want to take this ride one day. *_* But taking a ride on a Steam Punk Rocket Horse would be really neat.
They finished packing what little they brought and headed downstairs. Once the room key was returned, they hailed a hansom and headed for England. After six hours, they where finally out of France.
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Where have you been all my tumbling?
Mostly on Fanfiction.net, probably. :P
(thank you! <3)
"You dont even have a last name!" "Yes I do. My last name is Daae," "That is your mother's maden name. What is your father's last name," "He has neither name nor country, he took the name Erik by chance," I knew this because many times I had asked my daddy what his last name was. This was what he always told me.
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So, I blog yesterday’s entry again and today’s. I am not so happy with the display of pictures in reblogs. But I sourced the quotes. You can find this and all other hilarious quotes on http://actualphanphicquotes.tumblr.com. And again, it is not my intend to mock the authors, but let’s face it: The quotes are genuinely funny. And I appreciate this. They are not great literature, but they still entertain me. Otherwise I wouldn’t sit down and make little drawings and write down the quotes.
And alone Christine’s really pissed off expression was worth the work. Thank you very much to the authors for the fun I had (even if unintentional). As said yesterday, I am glad that I hadn’t internet access to blurt out my teenage and early adulthood nonsense.
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This is phantastic! Reading one just now made me snort so loudly that I woke up my Mother x
"Now, I believe there is a debt between us. You see, I have been asked fifteen questions, and now I must ask you fifteen questions." Christine grinned. "Okay, shoot!" She said, happily. [...] "Who's your favorite singer?" "I like Ramin Karimloo."
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...he pulled open a drawer looking for his mask adhesive. Thus far, the best working and least painful thing he could find was denture adhesive. It smelled minty fresh too. He made short work of the mask reapplication and noticed his Fixodent supply was running short.
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He had taken her into his hands, into his thin, strong piano man’s hands, and his long fingers had crawled all over her, like spiders.
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I saw a guy with some begets in his hands fall and land his face in the begets. I giggled a little because I couldn't help it. "What are you giggling at?" Erik asked. "Oh…this guy with begets just fell and landed on the begets…I couldn't help but giggle.." I said as I let out a little giggle again.
Christine Daae, an actual quote from an actual phanphic
The fact that this is easily the most brilliant and hilarious out of the PotO tumblrs but the only active one I've come across in awhile, I thank you! Seriously, don't stop!
Haha, thanks! :) Glad you're enjoying it!
"Vous êtes beau, mon ange. Vous avez capturé mon coeur." Erik kissed each of her fingers in a very French-like manner.
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How could Raoul have believed all the crap she told him that night? That the Phantom would kill and kill again, kill even as many as a thousand men?
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"Hello, I am Countess DeChagney." I replied to myself as I stood in front of my mirror. The more and more I thought about it, the more…..I…I hated it. "I am very pleased to meet you. I am the Countess DeChagney." Still, it didn't fit. Then I tried something I thought I would never say. "Hello, I'm Christine, Erik's wife."
an actual quote from The Wedding Singer an actual phanphic
In an attempt to appease the opera ghosts rage Andre offers to him his only daughter to be the Phantoms servant.
- a real fanfic
check out this letter the Phantom gives the main character:
Mademoiselle,
I am pleased to see that you are as lovely as your father had promised and you will do for serving my needs(?!?!?!?), but keep in mind that silence can be thought of as dimness and that questioning your elders so irreverently will not be tolerated. I expect you to come to me after dinner tonight, Madam Giry will show you how to do so.
Until Then,
OG
(via despiteyourdestination)
Oh, I get it. They are basing their character on the Phantom from the US tour.
(via fdelopera)
He loved her like only a pigeon would.
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