my name does not mean "ass"

Yo! I'm Popka and I'm infinitely cooler than you. I'm Lolo's partner (she's the sidekick, just saying) and also sort of a part-time gem thief but don't tell anyone. (SEMI-CRACK SFW RP BLOG FOR POPKA FROM KLONOA, OPEN TO ALL FANDOMS AND OCS) [M!A: NONE]

[actualpopka]

"A dream traveller? I've never been called that before. Maybe it has somethin' to do with my purple, or whatever. It's magic, or whatever Duncan said."

"That’d make sense then…? Magic is magic. Funny how your magic is purple, normally here any kinda magicky stuff is green, like a wind bullet," he made a circular motion with his paws, "although you don’t.. Strike me as a cabbit," he mused, stepping forth and walking in a circle around her, staring up at her. "You’re too… You look like some kinda weird version of the folks around here. No fur, no cabbit."

[taintedtemper]

"What’s a cabbit?"

Nano watched Popka stalk around her in caution. “Of course I don’t have fur. I’m a human.”

[actualpopka]

"Hyuuu-maaannn.." he repeated, a judging tone to his voice. "I never heard of that before.. but yep! Certainly no cabbit," he mused, finishing his circle to stare at her again. "I don't see no giant fluff-ears. You can't even fly, can you? That's kinda sad," he frowned.

[actualpopka]

"A dream traveller? I've never been called that before. Maybe it has somethin' to do with my purple, or whatever. It's magic, or whatever Duncan said."

"That’d make sense then…? Magic is magic. Funny how your magic is purple, normally here any kinda magicky stuff is green, like a wind bullet," he made a circular motion with his paws, "although you don’t.. Strike me as a cabbit," he mused, stepping forth and walking in a circle around her, staring up at her. "You’re too… You look like some kinda weird version of the folks around here. No fur, no cabbit."

[actualpopka]

Woah, what would you be?

He looked up at Nano for a good minute.

"I’m a dog, I think," he replied, scratching behind his ear with one large claw. "The heck are you? You’re DEFINITELY not from around here. You’re weird."

[actualpopka]

"So your name’s… Purple? That’s like naming your kangaroo son Joey. Just ‘cause you are something doesn’t mean it should be your name! I mean, do I look like a butt to you? …Please say no."

He shook his head. “Anyway, you’re in Lunatea, Dreamworld,” he sighed, “I can’t believe this is the second time I’ve explained this to a weirdo stranger. First a dream-traveling cabbit, now a— A purple?!”

[taintedtemper]

"No, no, my name’s not purple. I’m Nano! Not purple, don’t call me that."

Nano stood over the small figure- he was definitely small. Smaller than her, and that was an achievement in itself. “What the heck’s Lunatea? Or Dreamworld, even?” She questioned the small ‘dog’ suspiciously- after SipsCo, it was hard to trust anybody, after all.

[actualpopka]

"Your name’s Purple now because I said so."

He glared at her for a moment. Why was she so tall? That’s rude, stop that Nano!

"Only a super cool place because I’m here," he boasted, pointing a claw at himself. "Anyway, Lunatea’s sorta a country in and of itself? There’s… Four kingdoms. Nobody cares about the fifth, that’s where the King of Emo lives. There’s a lotta other places too but who cares? And Dreamworld’s the whole world—" He raised his arms, gesturing all around, then froze and blinked at her.

"How do you not know where this is?! Are you an alien?! I KNEW it! I TOLD Lolo that aliens are purple!"

[taintedtemper]

"No- no, I’m not an alien! Well, I guess I am, ‘cause I don’t really come here…"

Nano looked around. The world was still quite similar to Minecraftia, and in fact, made her a bit homesick. “How’d I get transported to a world I’ve never heard of? I was just looking to shiv someone.”

[actualpopka]

He thought for a moment.

"Transported.... Transported... Transport-- Maybe you're a dream traveller too? I mean, Klonoa wasn't all purple, but he just popped outta nowhere too, same dealio, yeah?"

[actualpopka]

[He stared at Popka in shock and horror. What. How do you know all this?]

"Chipple is a kind, insecure, and sensitive kangaroo. Despite his usual jovial attitude, he doesn’t have much confidence in his abilities. One example is when he wins the Beach Volleyball tournament, and believes that Klonoa let him win, and restarts the game over and over again. In Empire of Dreams, its revealed that one of his dreams is to be stronger."

[actualpopka]

Woah, what would you be?

He looked up at Nano for a good minute.

"I’m a dog, I think," he replied, scratching behind his ear with one large claw. "The heck are you? You’re DEFINITELY not from around here. You’re weird."

[actualpopka]

"So your name’s… Purple? That’s like naming your kangaroo son Joey. Just ‘cause you are something doesn’t mean it should be your name! I mean, do I look like a butt to you? …Please say no."

He shook his head. “Anyway, you’re in Lunatea, Dreamworld,” he sighed, “I can’t believe this is the second time I’ve explained this to a weirdo stranger. First a dream-traveling cabbit, now a— A purple?!”

[taintedtemper]

"No, no, my name’s not purple. I’m Nano! Not purple, don’t call me that."

Nano stood over the small figure- he was definitely small. Smaller than her, and that was an achievement in itself. “What the heck’s Lunatea? Or Dreamworld, even?” She questioned the small ‘dog’ suspiciously- after SipsCo, it was hard to trust anybody, after all.

[actualpopka]

"Your name's Purple now because I said so."

He glared at her for a moment. Why was she so tall? That's rude, stop that Nano!

"Only a super cool place because I'm here," he boasted, pointing a claw at himself. "Anyway, Lunatea's sorta a country in and of itself? There's... Four kingdoms. Nobody cares about the fifth, that's where the King of Emo lives. There's a lotta other places too but who cares? And Dreamworld's the whole world--" He raised his arms, gesturing all around, then froze and blinked at her.

"How do you not know where this is?! Are you an alien?! I KNEW it! I TOLD Lolo that aliens are purple!"

[actualpopka]

You're rude. [He huffed and crossed his arms.]

"You're

Chipple (チップル Chippuru), a kangaroo character who first appeared in Klonoa: Empire of Dreams. He also appeared in Klonoa Beach Volleyball as a playable character, Klonoa 2: Dream Champ Tournament as one of the competitors, and Klonoa Heroes in a supporting role. While Chipple is a kangaroo in the series, he appears more human-like in Empire of Dreams. This is most likely a design change for later games."

[actualpopka]

YOU HAPPENED.

He stared blankly at Chipple, then ran off for a moment, returning with some paper and a pen. He started to write. A few moments passed, and he leaned the paper against a rock. He pointed to it.

Kangaroos are now outlawed in Dreamworld forever. Good fucking bye.

[actualpopka]

ON A SCALE OF 1 TO 10 HOW GAY ARE YOU -ARCHANGEL TOBY

"I am so gay, the universe cannot contain it. It waits, in the shadows, in alleyways and every little corner of your house you never check. The gay is on the hunt, and it doesn't want blood, it wants your soul. They say the last words that Pango ever spoke were 'n-no homo!'. That's how gay I am."

[actualpopka]

So wait a minute, you've actually got somethin' under there, mate?! S-so you mean I.. I'm not normal?! [The kangaroo breaks into tears. Good job, Popka!]

He simply stared at Chipple, scratching his head.

"What in the name of Goddess Claire just happened...?"

[actualpopka]

What's under the bandana?

"It's called a neck."

[actualpopka]

Woah, what would you be?

He looked up at Nano for a good minute.

"I’m a dog, I think," he replied, scratching behind his ear with one large claw. "The heck are you? You’re DEFINITELY not from around here. You’re weird."

[taintedtemper]

"I’m not weird! I’m just… purple.”

The girl was quite easy to anger, and she stood above the creature with her arms crossed. However, the emotion passed quickly, as she looked around. “You’re right, I really don’t know where I’ve ended up again…”

[actualpopka]

"So your name’s… Purple? That’s like naming your kangaroo son Joey. Just ‘cause you are something doesn’t mean it should be your name! I mean, do I look like a butt to you? …Please say no."

He shook his head. "Anyway, you're in Lunatea, Dreamworld," he sighed, "I can't believe this is the second time I've explained this to a weirdo stranger. First a dream-traveling cabbit, now a-- A purple?!"

[actualpopka]

WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?

"Everywhere.""All. At. Once.""...Basically I want to be a god so I can rule over the whole Dreamworld."

[actualpopka]

Woah, what would you be?

He looked up at Nano for a good minute.

"I’m a dog, I think," he replied, scratching behind his ear with one large claw. "The heck are you? You’re DEFINITELY not from around here. You’re weird."

[actualpopka]

Wait, what am I doing?