"Out of the corner of your eye you spot him…"

Hey. My name's Peter. My (adopted) dad is Tony Stark. I'm getting used to having a dad again, and things are pretty weird for me right now. Current M!A status: None Peter's Tumblr prom date: bugboylover (Gwen Stacy) Mun's Tumblr prom date: (Currently doesn't have one) [[Roleplay blog. Not actually nor associated with Marvel or Andrew Garfield. I track the tag actualspidermanpeterparker. Please read the mun/about page!]]

[actualspidermanpeterparker]

Nightmare: There is a great white shark in your living room. And it would eat you, but it's asleep. On your couch. It's got a blanket and is actually really cute. So maybe not a nightmare. UNTIL IT WAKES UP AND EATS YOOOU

..I've had a giant lizard attack me. I could handle a shark. Next?

[actualspidermanpeterparker]

PETER! BUDDDDDYYY!

…who are you?

[actualspidermanpeterparker]

Hey Spidey, how ya been?

I've been alright. Getting by. You?

[tacobeliever]

December 2012: The Month Without a Harry Potter Weekend

[actualspidermanpeterparker]

Peter smiles slightly and waves. "Hello… long time no see."

[josholdridge-blog]

When someone calls me attractive 

[cowpropaganda]

my grandma noticed i was upset so she handed me this spaghetti noodle with a loop in it I’m so happy

[meitene]

[burningbrighterstill]

what the hell even happened it looks like he fell from above

[rubee-deactivated20190117]

in australia, we pronounce ‘gif’ as ‘OI MATE THIS FUCKIN PICTURE IS MOVIN I AM SO FUCKIN FRIED CUNT’

[fasterfood]

when someone who you were in a mutual follow with unfollows you randomly

and then even after you unfollow them they still find their way back onto your dash

[inbox-deactivated20131029]

moo bitch

get out the hay

[actualspidermanpeterparker]

how can people take things so seriously on the internet when there is stuff like 

[fivegum]

i love when girls wear heels to school bc they cant walk in them its just like a free show

[joonchi]

[deactivatedthe-final-horcrux]

“May I ask why you felt little Tiffany deserved to die?”

Will Smith’s logic is always the best logic.

[bleeriosarchive]

I’m pretty sure this is why Tumblr gave us photosets.

[mmmmm-oh-my-god-deactivated2016]

Omg I’m so glad there’s a photoset of this ahh my favorite part

so happy

[chroniclesofdave]

Fucking with your reality

[passrevoked]

[doctorwho]

#MARY POPPINS IS A TIME LORD.

moonmyst:

angsturbatecate:

chylan:

totalspiffage:

yousexythiing:

icthyosapien:

angsturbatecate:

If there was ever a female Doctor, Mary was it.

Head canon, idgaf, fight me.

seriously. she had the bag that was bigger on the inside and everything.

Bowties are cool, huh Mary?

OH MY F**KING GOD.

#been saying this for years #issues with authority. cheeky. sweeps children away on nonsensical adventures. is sometimes a dick. has sociopathic tendencies. is delightful. sounds like the doctor to me

Okay, so Julie Andrews for Twelfth Doctor, y/y?

I wear a daisy hat now… daisy hats are cool

How have we never blogged this before!?!

[vondrunky-deactivated20130613]

oh. man.

[bootycap]

The armor in the background is standing of it’s on volition and you can even see it move a tiny bit. Eep.

[reiloki]