a parting is sure to follow

hi, I'm Sam. 21. I care more about fiction than real life oops

[maculategiraffe]

me @ any sort of Discourse

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

the inherent shame of having interests

[michellepsychologist]

More uplifting news during this outbreak ♥️

[superpokemondork]

When you google a character from a show you’re watching and get spoiled about them

[memewhore]

[aprfx]

not to be edgy but i unironically enjoy some things

[xxxtictacion]

[reflected-respite]

does anxiety count as cardio

[gothhabiba]

me, every single month without fail: huh weird I feel kind of bloated and lethargic but also very hungry??? and I’m breaking out??? and my back hurts??? this is so strange I have never experienced this before in my whole entire life… what could this be

me a few days later, every single month without fail: oh

[dankmemeuniversity]

[violetbovine]

This is exactly how writing every single one of my papers in college went down.

[seraphcrowley]

This is exactly what being an adult at work is like.

[unclefather]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[phantomrose96]

Fun FMA manga fact:

This isn’t mentioned in Brotherhood, but the reason Roy and Riza came to Resembool scouting out the Elrics is because someone fucked up the ages on Ed and Al’s file.

Literally Roy and Riza are riding in the back of some horse-drawn carriage into Resembool chatting with the driver like “yes we’ve heard rumors of two alchemist brothers here, Ed and Al Elric ages 31 and 30 respectively. Do you know where they live?” And the driver pretty much answers with “lol what? Those kids are like 10.”

Except now Roy and Riza are already THERE so they decide “Fuck it. Let’s pay a visit anyway.”

So everything that went down in the series is thanks to some mysterious fuck up in the Amestrian Intelligence Department and I salute that person.

[phantomrose96]

Bonus: He buries his goddamn face in the document at the end, like staring at it closer might make it less wrong.

[puppetmaster55]

roy’s reaction is literally

[phantomrose96]

Spot the difference

[47ness]

@sweet-suzume !

[frevin]

very ridiculous that i am expected to graduate college and then do something else after that

[marxism-leninism-utenaism]

anime is confirmed bad tbh, except for the animes that i, personally, like

[v-0-3-deactivated20181223]

Finally watching it! I’m in love!!

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[randomsplashes]

this is 100% true adsadjfalds i feel so attacked rn (x)