I only work in outer space.

Liz | 30s | Midwest

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[amnesiaguy]

so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig

[amnesiaguy]

weird as hell, thank you for asking

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

[catilinas]

more benches in museums

the benches need to have backs!

[penandinkprincess]

they should invent a sunday that doesn’t have a monday right after it

[phantomrose96]

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

[thedankmemes]

[starg0ld]

[coolstorybrahhh]

i don’t even fuck around and i still be finding out

[rosefinchie]

how it all feels lately

[aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202]

genuinely I cannot fathom trying to use Tumblr like any other social media. I just thought to myself “why does Tumblr even have a ‘Best Posts First’ feature? why would I want to see good posts?” and then I had to stop and consider that for a second

[sandmandaddy69]

[randomitemdrop]

Item: some sort of large rideable Jinsect (Jeans Insect)

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[almondcroissantsandink]

I attended my first academic confererence in YEARS a few weeks ago and forgot how punny they were and so I think during the trip to Erid they would all (1) start holding conferences to convey otherwise common bebriefs about running the ship and (2) dress up in silly clothes while doing it

This is 100% based off the Pickwick Club in Little Women, except I remembered Rocky and Grace were engineers and scientists and not so much artsy/literature academics lol

[martindykewood]

theres some stuff im rather abnormal about

[knowledgetosorrow]

I gave your post a like but with nuance and depth

[ivystoryweaver]

We call those reblogs

[knowledgetosorrow]

I gave your post a reblog with flippant apathy

[sawed-on-shotgun]

Im glad they made up romance for stories and music but can you imagine how scary it would be to deal with all that for real