Mercury

she / they

[girl-effigy]

starting a relationship with a tgirl from seattle and instantly getting psychic whiplash as your mind is forcibly connected to the massive web of the polycule

[cheetah-reblogs-shit]

@acutemercuryexposure

[ostolero]

going out to eat some mold spores. anybody need anything?

[quaternion-group]

can i get added onto your will

[ostolero]

not sure why but go wild

[tillman]

[tiktoks-we-like]

[home-assistant-shapes]

[puthy]

[cheetah-reblogs-shit]

@acutemercuryexposure

[acutemercuryexposure]

ur mom be a marvel cuz when im with her she goes shes right behind me isnt she and then after she goes well that just happened

[lovinglystar]

[IDs in alt text]

This feels like a message you'd get from someone with like extreme amnesia trying to remember things about the world

[yilleypi]

[lovinglystar]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

The numbers on debit cards would slowly turn red one by one to indicate when you were getting low on funds.

[puerto-nic0]

haha and what are those numbers?

[foodblueprint]

[tf2heritageposts]

tf2 heritage post

[beautifulminduglythings-moved]

insane clown posse lyrics are like "the rich gettin richer the poor get poorer i fuck a bigot's mother then i punch him in the boner (clown noise)

[punkrock-bottom]

[luke-is-gay2]

I love this so much

[anachronic-cobra]

The idea of a pregnant couple posting about a gender reveal party only go to "PSYCH IT'S THE OTHER KID" is hilarious and also these are some fantastic parents

[vikingofficial-deactivated20241]

You've heard of TERF bangs, now get ready for whatever the hell this is

[crybabycrybabyidiotdumb]

Serf bangs was right there

[vikingofficial-deactivated20241]

You own this post now

[0sbrain]

whoever wrote this, you are so right

(id provided by @some-aries-bullshit )

[hotvampireadjacent]

[travalicious]

[tonyalmeida]

[thememedaddy]

[gunsandfireandshit]

[donotingest]

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

chekov’s cat: if you see a cat, it will probably be relevant later.

schroedinger’s gun: there’s no way to know if a gun is loaded or not until you physically inspect and check it yourself, so it’s safest to assume all guns are loaded.

[carterslayer]

Isn’t that second one just gun safety?

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

the best    jokes have an element of truth to them