moosh acosta.

this is the first day of my life; swear I was born right in the doorway. i went out in the 𝓻𝓪𝓲𝓷, & suddenly everything ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇᴅ, they're s p r e a d i n g blankets on the beach

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mvrphs:

✧ ❛ starter for @acvstas ;

“ i could fix that engine right up –– for a small FEE. ”

     “ a fee ? like... free ice cream ? ”

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@paulincs !!

     “ i mean, what do you think ? is there life on other planets ? ”

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andrcascotts:

“what does THAT even mean??”

     “ it means i freakin’ BURNED you dude ! roasted, toasted, & braised, my friend. ”

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mvlos:

        ‘’ i’d suggest you to go easy there, buddy, but . . all money’s good money. can i get you anything ELSE?‘’

     “ you’re not gonna’ ask what’s WRONG ? i’m-- now i’m even MORE upset ! but.. i’ll take a shirley temple. virgin. no. alcoholic. no. virgin. ---- -- um, can i have one with alcohol, and one without ? ”

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arizcnax:

             “ specific how? i just want a pizza, dude. put anything on it, i’ll take damn pineapple on it at this point if you allow me at least three pieces. ” 

     “ ----- --- you eat pineapple pizza ? ”

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saantiagoy:

      “i do love thinking aliens are finally here to set us free, but i really think you should just be a LITTLE gentler on those p e e p e r s. they do help you see, y’know?”

     “ you don’t think aliens will just imprison us all ? -- my PEEPERS are fine ! i have 20/20 vision my dude. or like, 20/19. ”

[crazyexedits]

[vivienvalentino]

[uks-gifs]

[buffonia]

[thekokopellikid-deactivated2019]

[basketcasemp3]

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@enzqs !!

     “ give me my jelly beans back ! ”

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@saantiagoy !!

     “ so it was either a u.f.o, or i rubbed my eyes too hard. ”

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@tvddys !!

     “ if i was a bird, i’d probably fly into a ceiling fan. ”

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@mvlos !!

     “ i am not drunk. i’m just upset ... and drunk. ”

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@andrcascotts !!

     “ you have the right to remain BURNED ! ”