A Pile Of Fangirling Gayness

ada (she/her) something has possessed me to make this blog but I'm rolling with it?

[adageeksout]

Burns family and the rest of the Guild: Welcome to the Fuck Vampires Club, where we say fuck you to vampires!

Calliope (and let's be honest, Talia too), standing up: Yeah, sorry, I think we had a misunderstanding.

[eegnm]

Only good things for her now pls

[multipacksstuff]

first kill headers

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ok but there is SO DAMN MUCH potential for Talia and Margot. I’m talking many seasons. I’m talking angsty mutually-respectful-enemies-to-grudging-allies-to-lovers. I’m talking later in life queer awakenings and/or casually bi milfs (both is good). I need them to make out at least ONCE! please, netflix, please.

also: anyone know what their ship name is? Margalia? Taliot? MargTali?

[incorrectcalliette]

[at night, in bed]

calliope: *rolls over and knees jules in the ribs*

juliette: ow! you kneed me!

calliope, barely awake: yeah, i do need you

[trickarrows-bishop]

cal: do you cook? juliette: I made a cake once elinor: yeah... it was good juliette: really? elinor: don't make me lie twice, jules

[shetheyshenanigans]

I love Juliette already but gal please take your shoes off your bed, it’s giving me hives

[youaretheunicorn]

calliope: my girlfriend will be graceful. ruthless. a fearless force of nature.

juliette: *falls on her knees sobbing after accidentally stepping on a snail because she tripped*

calliope: her. i want her.

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precisely.

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i just want a pretty girl to be SO into me that she stares at me enough to realize I'm a vampire. looking at you, miss calliope burns.

[lais-made-up-of-moonlight]

we're all here making fun of juliette for being down so hard, but can we talk about miss calliope burns tho?????

homegirl really got so attracted to cute nerd that she couldn't stop staring from afar and figured out the girl is a vampire bc of it

both cal and jules are total simps, it's just that cal is the grumpy one and jules is the sunshine one

[mymycorrhizae]

First Kill | First Love

[thismission]

this show is fucking incredible

[adageeksout]

THIS SCENE Y'ALL

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look i GET that the First Kill milfs are in happy and committed relationships but i just think it would be nice if they had a thing. it would just be nice, okay?

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Calliope: I will find a way to kill you, nightcrawler.

Juliette: Cool.

Calliope: Juliette, I am going to take you out.

Juliette: OMG you’re asking me out on a date???

[papurrcat]

“I will spend the rest of my life trying to figure out how to kill you…”

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shoutout to Ben, i would NOT be that okay if i saw my bestie drinking blood from a man's neck ...that's friendship i guess??? (Juliette, i still love ya, but from an outside perspective it was not super chill)

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just finished season 1 of first kill. HOLY SHIT.