Sloan Negotiates

Adam Sloan | 29 SWAT - Negotiation Specialist

[noahchayton]

“Should we go and make it official, then?”

[adam-sloan]

“There is nothing in this world I want more than that.”

[noahchayton]

“A risk I’m willing to take.. But if it comes up, we can just blame Anhur.”

“Maybe. It’s always meant something to me. I’ve been calling you Sloan since the day I met you, to me it’s the best name in the world.”

[adam-sloan]

“That’ll go over well.”

“It’s obvious, then. It only became a name worth saying after you came along.”

[noahchayton]

“No idea, but I’ve found that messing with you is very fun.”

“…Seriously, though, all jokes aside; I am planning on taking that name of yours.”

[adam-sloan]

“You are going to be the reason the earth suddenly splits in half if you keep going.”

“‘Sloan’ has been the name of drug dealers and worthless bottom-feeders for a very long time and I think you’re better than it-- but I’d be honored if you’d take my name. Maybe it can finally be worth something, now.”

[noahchayton]

“Come on, it’s a little funny. Ooh, kinky. Save it for the honeymoon.”

[adam-sloan]

“Oh my god, Noah. What the hell has gotten into you?”

[noahchayton]

“Oh, did I not mention that? Ah well, anyway. ‘Noah Sloan’ has a nice ring to it, doesn’t it?” 

[adam-sloan]

“Oh, you think that shit’s funny, do you? I swear sometimes I want to deck you and ruin that prized face of yours.”

[noahchayton]

“Oh, I feel the love. I can’t marry you with that attitude. I’m starting to doubt my decision to take your last name.”

“

[adam-sloan]

“Noah-- shit, you can’t just take me off guard like that.”

[noahchayton]

“Your closet is a terrifying place, I was scared for my life.”

[adam-sloan]

“It only looks terrifying so pricks like you don’t go expecting me to dress like an asshole all the time.”

[noahchayton]

“Wait, what- You actually have one?”

“I thought you were bluffing last time.”

[adam-sloan]

“I told you you could go look in the closet, but you chose not to.”

[noahchayton]

“Not too bad of an idea actually. Spontaneity can be fun.”

[adam-sloan]

“Okay then. I’ll need a minute to dust off my tux.”

[noahchayton]

“Oh yeah, right, that. You know we’re slowly turning into one of those couples that just stays engaged forever.”

[adam-sloan]

“What, do you want to go down to the courthouse and get married right now?”

[noahchayton]

“That’s rude. Remind me why I hang out with you again?”

[adam-sloan]

“Maybe because you agreed to marry me. Just a guess.”

[noahchayton]

"That’s okay, I swear I’m still just as pretty as I was the last time you saw me.”

[adam-sloan]

“I forgot how much of an ass you are.”

[word-stuck]

[adam-sloan]

“It’s been so long I hardly remember your face.”

[noahchayton]

So..

[noahchayton]

"Come on, gimme something to work with here. I’m not used to you being so quiet.”

[adam-sloan]

"Shut up."

[noahchayton]

"Even when it’s followed by ‘idiot’?"

[adam-sloan]

"Only when you say it. Every time you call me an idiot, it just confirms how much you love me."

[noahchayton]

So..

[noahchayton]

“Wow. This is a first. You alright there, buddy? I didn’t break you, did I?”

[adam-sloan]