[ooc: hiiii this is the anon who asked about needing a bard. I was inspired to create an rp sideblog for this]
A handsome, pale red tiefling with a near permanent smirk plastered on his face saunters up.
"In regards to the open entertainment position: my resume,"
He places a high quality length of parchment on the desk. It is filled with various productions, awards, and accolades. "Mikael 'Misha' Andrysiak," it says. Graduate of Baldur's Gate University's College of Lore with a concentration in Illusionary Magic. The highlights of the resume include: first chair flute of the Waterdeep philharmonic for 6 concert seasons, a 2 year residency in Neverwinter, and a run of A Pleasurable Deal in Athkatla, where he, obviously, played the lead role.
"the requested blood sample," he adds, placing down a small corked bottle, seemingly unfazed by the odd request.
"and something original," he finishes, adding a manuscript on the table. It appears to by a yet-unpublished play about famous Drow ranger Drizzt Do'Urden.
"I appreciate your consideration."
new HoH hire!! ✨ from here ?
The parchment sat untouched for a long moment. Raphael didn’t reach for it immediately. To do so would betray a hint of eagerness, and eagerness was beneath him. Instead, his gaze drifted to the blood sample, then to the resume, before he finally deigned to lift the paper.
“Waterdeep Philharmonic. Six seasons. Mm.” He set it down after skimming it. “Flute.” The devil said flute the way other men say bless your heart.
The Drizzt play was handled with even less reverence, fanned briefly open, and set back down.
“An original work concerning a drow. Bold choice for an audition, dear, I’ll grant you that.”
His eyes settled on the tiefling properly. Red skin, pale accents. . .a striking enough specimen. The smirk ─── ah, yes. Raphael had catalogued that particular expression. It meant the wearer thought they were the most interesting person in the room. Sometimes they were even right.
“Mikael Andrysiak.” Correctly pronounced, naturally, every syllable slowly rolling off his charming baritone tongue. “You offered the blood sample without the slightest flinch.”
He remarked as a side note.
“Most applicants need reassurance.” little vial set aside. “Either you’ve done your research, or your nerve has simply never been properly introduced to your survival instinct.”
He had no real use for the blood, of course ─── he solicited such things merely for the exquisite theatre of watching a mortal weigh the value of their own life against a moment of his attention. For fun, one could say.
He leaned forward on the chair and steepled his fingers just below his chin. The golden rings with fiendish ornaments on his hands caught light.
“I see here you held the lead in A Pleasurable Deal. Played the devil, I presume? Do tell─── how did it feel, my house’s newest toy lyricist?”