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@adamnpuckerman-blog
Why is it so god damn hard to get five stars in GTA V? I’ve been at this for two hours and I still haven’t accomplished anything.
It’s not hard at all. You’re not doing it right. Although what are you playing on?
PS4. Nothing seems to be working.
First problem: you’re playing on a PS4.
How is that a problem?
Why is it so god damn hard to get five stars in GTA V? I’ve been at this for two hours and I still haven’t accomplished anything.
It’s not hard at all. You’re not doing it right. Although what are you playing on?
PS4. Nothing seems to be working.
Why is it so god damn hard to get five stars in GTA V? I've been at this for two hours and I still haven't accomplished anything.
Private
Because I like you. Then come get it- I’m basically done.
I’m pretty sure there’s a difference between liking someone and wanting to sleep with someone more.
Alright, I’m on my way then.
Not for me. Good.
Private
Because it’s you. If you want.
What difference does that make?
I would like my iPod back, so yes.
Because I like you. Then come get it- I'm basically done.
Private
So? I’m almost done.
So why want them? I mean, I guess because they’re naked photos but isn’t that what porn is for? I’m not really trying to be my usual sarcastic self. Honestly, just curious.
Should I come over now?
Because it's you. If you want.
Private
I promise. I could send them to myself via email, but I’m not going to. They’re staying where they are.
You will see when you get here.
They’re not that special anyways, you’ve already seen what’s in them before.
And when am I supposed to know to come and collect?
So? I'm almost done.
Private
Promise? I would be very upset if you did. But you can’t really show anyone anyways.
What are you doing anyways?
I promise. I could send them to myself via email, but I’m not going to. They’re staying where they are.
You will see when you get here.
Private
I’d assume not, considering I was naked in all of those, but you couldn’t see everything. Still not something I intended for people to see.
Give me my iPod back and some cigarettes.
I’m not gonna tell or show them to anyone, Mins.
I’ll give it back to you when I’m finished.
Private
Well, now you know why they are private and I’m not explaining myself.
It’s not very endearing, sir.
I don’t mind.
Well, I apologize, miss. How can I ever make it up to you?
Private
Why would you do that? It’s labelled private for a reason. No one was supposed to see those.
Psh, are you insane? You’ve been in perv mode ever since I slept with you.
Curiosity killed the cat?
I’m not always in perv mode. It’s just more fun.
Private
You think I don’t know you well enough to know when you’re lying?
I don’t know, I like you better when you’re being nice to me.
Okay fine.
I’m always nice to you.
Private
Yep, you’re definitely lying to me.
You’re a dick.
I am not!
Yeah, but I’m your favorite one.
Private
I’m starting to think you already did look through the whole thing.
I cannot believe I thought I lost it and you let me freak out for so long. But fine, I’m coming.
....I did no such thing.
Eh, it was fun.
Private
You better not or I’ll know.
Am I going to have to venture out to get it or are you going to bring it to me?
Yeah, yeah.
Ehh, come by in about two hours and if I’m not done by then then you can wait here.
Private
Oh good lord, I’ve given you ideas. Just don’t look through the private pictures and we’ll be fine.
Okay, when will you be done with it? Patience isn’t my strong suit.
....I wouldn’t look through that.
Within the next few hours, probably.
Private
Don’t think of it now. Melody and Beth both regularly look through that. When can I get it back?
Maybe I’ll put it in the drafts of your email.
You’ll get it back when I’m done.
