Purple Monkey Dishwasher

[freshbrewedlife]

Sebastian Scheichl  | @zeppaio

[derekzane-deactivated20150820]

[audax8]

“When it feels scary to jump, that is exactly when you jump. Otherwise you end up staying in the same place your whole life. And that I can’t do.”

[kingpinnn]

The most beautiful thing I have  heard all day and you have the opportunity to hear it too.

[honeydewleaf-deactivated2017123]

One of my faves that was lost to the internet is back

[adamreece]

Mesmerising.

[nnt-k]

[sweetleaf04141993]

I say this all the time and people look at me like I’m unpatriotic

[sereneextremist]

A baby LED costume

[littlebabypubert]

SEIZE THE PREY AND CONSUME

[mentalalchemy]

terrifying

[adamreece]

I am definitely getting this for my kid.

[ted]

Here’s what we should talk about when we talk about Ebola.

The first map compares the total deaths caused by disease in every country. The second shows the public health spending of every government. The difference of the two worlds presented speaks for itself.

Learn what the global community can do to fight Ebola»

[thebirdroads]

The tumblr app sure does use a lot of data for something that doesn't load pictures

[adamreece]

Yes.

[adamreece]

[psychoticmist]

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’

[bernadettelogue]

The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts.

TheDailyPositive.com (via thedailypozitive)

[prekrasnoe-mgnovenie]

[adamreece]

One of the best out takes from any television show, ever. 

[tastefullyoffensive]

Types of Commas [thenamenononehas]

[onceuponatown]

New York 1941-1960.

By Charles Cushman.

[pleatedjeans]

[adamreece]

I knew it!

[no1pussyfan-thecatkind-deactiva]

kingdoughty guess what im eating

[konecny]

this is true insanity ur eating fries on white bread how are australians real

[no1pussyfan-thecatkind-deactiva]

I won’t rest till u at least try it bc its like the best thing in the whole god damn world

[cyber-wytch]

I like Doritos and butter on bread. It’s just so crunchy and amazing

[adamreece]

Hot chips on bread with stacks of butter, mayonnaise & tomato sauce is the food of the gods. Washed down with beer, you're in danger of feeling an unsurpassable peak in your life from which you may never recover. The brick of carbs left in your gut may weigh you down for the next 48 hours, but it's totally worth it.

[pruningthisbranch-deactivated20]

[matdragonis]

I know y'all like sinks and shit but lets talk about toasters

This one looks like a scanner

This one poaches eggs too

Fucking hamster wheels

This ones see through

Awesomeness

This one hangs on the fucking wall

It’s like a flower

Hand held toaster

Need a reminder? write it on your toast

Old school like the old school

WERE LOSING HIM SIR NOT ON MY WATCH

 Now you know todays weather

[maliayukimura]

i didn’t realize that a toaster fandom actually existed. this is beautiful.