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@adamsfire: so i guess i'm being dragged to this thing #onlywiththepipe #warofstars #shithairgameisstrong
Right..
I didn’t realize that becoming a professor at your alma mater was looked down upon but thank you for the enlightening information, I seem to learn more and more from the students here at Alcott every day. I hardly know everything about English and writing, but I’m quite sure that I know more about the administration than you. I can tolerate a student, enrolled in one of my classes or otherwise, continuously attempting to patronize me, but it’s more than likely that you won’t have the same experience with the other professors and administration that you may come across as you progress through schooling. I would advise you to maintain your cynical demeanor as I find it somewhat refreshing when compared to the ass-kissing that I usually experience but, perhaps, learn when to tone it down.
You realise you just talked in a circle right? Your whole point just then was 'Don't be a dick, but also keep being a dick' - thank you for your advice, oh wise professor. Where would I be without your guidance? I don't really care for the 'administration', as long as they do their job since its the fees I'm paying, that pay them. I don't think I should have to 'tone-down' anything for anyone, nobody got anywhere by doing that.
Is that suppose to be a good thing or a bad thing?
Well it depends if you want to be remembered or not, sometimes its better to not be. In a town like this, its definitely better to not be.
Now that’s just too generous.
Phew, I didn’t completely screw it up. Nice to meet you…second billed creator? I still think you should be first, though.
Oh you are very kind, perhaps we could be billed together? A Chapman and Crawford Production.
We’re hardly the best example of morality. We’re just as debauch as people think we are. You’re not doing it? This is my first time and it’s dawning on me that novel writing is not my creative calling.
Well at least we're exceeding expectations.
Oh its actually how I spent my summer, figured it'd be detrimental to try writing a novel during mid-term exam month. Plus I had a lot of time on my hands, got it done pretty fast actually, 80,000 words in less than eight weeks. I'm sure you'll get better at it, its just a matter of finding a rhythm.
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Sounds like a twisted version of that one show — Once Upon a Time. Well, before, they weren’t really “fairy tales” as much as they were inspiration for Goosebumps. I actually really like the original versions, though.
Oh god, do not even mention that show in my presence, let alone compare my masterpiece to it.
You disgust me. I don't know if I can even talk to you anymore.
Least we got a couple millennia out of it. Milton. Mythology. Your namesake’s a real cultural contribution.
Not to mention the entire American education system, the Republican Party and the Westboro Bapist Church. Remember, its Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve. Though I haven't any Eves or Steves lining up so I think everyone is wrong on all counts really.
Right — of course. Should’ve already known you would find them awesome. Which one are you going to write about?
Didn’t they also try to cut their foot to make it fit into the glass slipper?
Oh all of them, I'm combining them into one verse. Its like Game of Thrones, but fairytale characters. And yes you're correct, they did! I don't know why they dulled down the original stories, they're so interesting.
Thank you for fully proving that ignorance really is bliss. I bet you were real disappointed when you found out about the original fairy tale, too.
Which original fairytale? Cause if you're talking the Grimm Brothers ones, no way, they're awesome, I've been working on an adaption of their stories actually, like going into detail with them and making them even more gruesome. I think the original Cinderella is my favorite, the evil step-sisters get their eyes pecked out by birds. So good.
No injuries to either parties. Sorry to disappoint.
Calm down, Creative Writing. I think some nursery rhymes might just be for the kids. I don’t want you to go searching on the moon for any cows that didn’t make it all the way over.
It seems there is disappointment everywhere right now, apparently Humpty Dumpty is most likely about some cannon that sat on a wall during the English Civil War of 1648. As far as Hey Diddle Diddle goes, it seems its either about the constellations, or its just complete nonsense. I'm very feeling very let down right now.
Most likely, it’ll be literally. If it makes you feel better, I knew a couple named Jack and Jill that eventually broke up without any hills involved.
Were there any cracked skulls involved? I love that idea though, life imitating literature. I think some of those rhymes involved real heavy shit though, I mean there has to be some truth behind them right? Like how its never actually mentioned that Humpty Dumpty is an egg; some guy got like brutally fucked up and why were the kings horses and kings men even involved in trying to put him back together again, huh? What exactly was Humpty Dumpty doing on the wall in the first place? Was it a literal wall? Or a figurative wall? You know I think I might actually go do some research on this. Justice for Humpty 2k14.
Not even an Evelyn? Evangeline, maybe?
Negative. I figure its probably because any Eve that I do meet, will obviously be my future wife whom which will ultimately end up leaving me for a guy who is either literally or figuratively; a snake.
Way I figure it, folks don’t wanna name their daughters after the chick who fucked it all up.
Yeah, god damn it Eve, you had one job
I know it’s probably distasteful for me to be this excited about a party in the wake of a girl’s death, but all I’m seeing is a welcome break from slaving over my NaNoWriMo so it’s hard for me to be too remorseful.
If people actually thought it was distasteful, the party wouldn't be happening in the first place, I think you're fine. You're doing WriMo? I feel like I'm the only person in our degree that isn't.
Weirdly enough, I've never met anybody named Eve.
I doubt it. I doubt they’ll even remember or I see them next semester.
Probably not, but I doubt they're paying attention enough to remember anybody.