Adam The Human

I reblog things that make me smile, make me angry, and things I find interesting. You'll get a weird smorgasbord of things here. Turn back now if you have any sense at all.

[egg-tampon]

back in my day we didn’t call it “shitposting”, we called it “nightblogging” and blamed the australians

[mycatstail]

I’ve been on this god forsaken website for too long.

[randomslasher]

I literally had the sensation of being slammed back in time just now

[big-ovipositor-energy]

nowadays we make bad content all day

[boota]

do people actually preheat their ovens

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

this is the worst post i have ever fucking seen

[janiesg0tagun]

[whitepeopletwitter]

All better

[kuvirametalbender]

i need coffee too because my bf came inside my bussy and i have cum dripping out of my hole and i have a presentation

[911official-deactivated20200526]

[manhub]

My hookups when I leave their place

[shrbrts-deactivated20170709]

anytime i hear someone use the term “man cave” i feel my body sag as it craves death

[pochowek]

its not any better than boy pussy tbh

[pochowek]

may or may not be misinformed on what a man cave is

[weloveshortvideos]

This dog sucks at fetch

[cachorritx]

“WHO FUCKING THREW THIS.”

[iwritemonsters]

It’s a parent’s responsibility to teach their kids how to summon the damned screams of the hellbound in an emergency.

[kumateddi]

Person: What do you and your friends talk about online

[mikkynga-deactivated20210728]

He looks like a fleshlight

[viewtifulmarkovich]

It would have cost you $0.00 to not say that and yet you did.

[fuckingfreud]

Mort à Vignole (Death at Vignole), Olivier Smolders, 1998.

[frogmp3]

[justaslut4pizza]

OH. MY. GOD. CHRIS PRATT’S NUDES FINALLY LEAKED

NSFW, and he can guardian my galaxy anyday

[racing-faster]

[consonant-deactivated20251203]

if i were a drink i’d be cherry vanilla coke

[consonant-deactivated20251203]

if you were a drink what would you be

[consonant-deactivated20251203]

everyone’s like “bleach” or “sewage” please calm down edgelords

[catsbeaversandducks]

[notobadthings]

I knew what would happen and yet

[disgustinganimals]

What *can’t* we learn from looking to the wisdom of nature?

Here’s one

[astalkingirin]

The best part is that the cat’s first box was already too small. “I learned nothing and never will.”

[imwaaal-cyberpunk]

Source

[ampervadasz]

[back-that-sass-up]

it took nine seconds for me to fully process what i was watching and then i started LAUHGHING

[docteryn]

I would be dead

[gifbro]

[4gifs]

Spooky scratchings. [video]