Rainbows and cats.

35, from Germany. I blog about animals, my work, random things that I think are funny, my personal life, queer rights, and current TV shows and movies. I ship the ships. Happy snowflake. Convinced that society is in the process of collapsing and viewing most things through that lens.

[cocainesocialist]

them: why are you so sad all the time?

me:

[hyumjim]

Starting a collection

[hyumjim]

[wakingfromthewater]

This was shared as a "bad" joke but I was so charmed by it I've been thinking about it for days.

[artistic-octopus]

[wordswithkittywitch]

Moose at the next table: No they don't. I've been waiting here for an hour.

[totally-not-an-al1en]

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[jesterlesbian]

you have to remember it's always always worse on twitter

[pumpkan]

Me: waiting for any form of public transport

Rain: starts

Some deep dark part of my brain that never forgot the first night vale episode: 👀🕐🚌🌧🌧🕐🕐🚌🌧

[waldemarstr]

Have we considered that between Ilya Slavanov and Mr. Autism 3000 this is probably how they look to the outside world even when they're as happy as can be 😭

[war-crime-wizard]

my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think

[killhitleragain]

[jbt7493]

has anyone noticed that sometimes you take incorrect or undesirable actions instead of the correct and desirable ones? what's up with that

[itshype]

Yes, the fics where Ilya goes to Shane's game in his jersey are cute and romantic. But why has no one even considered:

[themoonandmyman]

Every time I see this image

I can’t help but think of this

[sodorz]

thinking abt how fucked up steam engine boiler explosions can look. theyre just pipes under there

gives me the idea of a ghost/monster engine that looks normal, albeit a bit battered, only to swing their smokebox door open and a myriad of pipes come bursting out like fucked up tentacles

[marlynnofmany]

I didn’t know a train could be an eldritch horror, but here we are.

[siphersaysstuff]

The Call of C'thchoochoo.

[scamguy]

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

[sluttyquarantinetheory]

The most horrifying thing about being a human is that no matter how intelligent you are or how much customer service training you have, nothing will stop you from being the idiot customer on occasion. At some point you won't read a sign or you'll misread a menu or ask the dumbest question a human has ever formed and there is nothing you can do to prevent this. It will happen. Accept it and continue on your way as one of today's dipshit customers.

[princncess]

porn is bad because [christian talking point] and [alt-right study] and [misunderstood neurochemistry] and of course [feature of capitalism]

[princncess]

thank you SO MUCH for reminding me about [feature of patriarchy] and [problem caused by lack of kids' sex ed] random tumblr user in the notes! louder for those in the back!

[fantaboy91]

The adult content warning on this post is really just the icing on the cake

[argillaforma]

shane and ilya as tumblr text posts part 1 of probably many

*sorry about the quality tumblr turns everything i do into 2 pixels :/

[the-haiku-bot]

shane and ilya as

tumblr text posts part 1 of

probably many

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.