yikes!

Adam Dolan. 25. That's all.

[adamwtg]

character aesthetics; adam dolan

[minctte]

“I tried nice once – didn’t love it. Would not recommend. And really I didn’t need to know that, yikes.”

[adamwtg]

“Mmm, alright. The way I see it, you had the option to not talk to me. Could have saved us both some wasted time, here.”

[wwryand]

“It’s because I like to be the instigator. You should know that by now. And also, because sometimes the fucking ghosts won’t shut up, or my brain’s misbehaving. There’s many factors we have to take into consideration, Adam.”

[adamwtg]

Adam rolled his eyes. “Yeah, yeah. Sometimes I just want to destroy my partner’s asshole, is that so wrong?”

[wwryand]

“Just murder me. Shove it straight through my digestive system and ruin my internal organs. Only then will I be satisfied.”

[adamwtg]

“Oh bitch you into that freaky shit. But whenever I try to be rough with you, you don’t want it. I see how it is. You fake.”

[esmeraldacastillo-deactivated20]

“Well, sugar, I think this is private information, classified... Thank you very much. A girl never reveals more than a smile – it’s my motto. I’ve got an image to maintain, however nonexistent it may be to some.”

[adamwtg]

“I mean, I was talking about me and the amazing sex I had with my partner, but go off, I guess.”

[wwryand]

“Mm, no, can’t say that’s ever happened to me. What a strange phenomenon.”

[adamwtg]

“Uh huh. Obviously I need to try harder.”

[minctte]

“I’ve had plenty of good sex but I wouldn’t say I’m a different person. Don’t think anyone’s dick has that sort of power, to be honest.”

[adamwtg]

Adam raised his brows. “My datefriend’s ass definitely seems to. I’m almost feeling nice.”

[adamwtg]

Go to a bar, dude. Just pick somebody up, give ‘em the dicking of the century - which I know you’re capable of - and maybe that’ll calm you down enough to take care of business with Shannon.”

[jaysonwhy]

“Maybe. I don’t know. I need like, sixteen naps right now.”

[adamwtg]

“Sleep, then. Maybe it’ll clear your head. If I get a chance to talk to Shannon, do you want me to?”

[adamwtg]

Adam looked at him blankly for a moment, then sighed. “Jay, have you even… Tried to talk to him yet? Thought about picking somebody up to fuck while you’re waiting for the courage?” He raised his eyebrows and shrugged. “I would’ve done it if it weren’t for how much I like Ryan.”

[jaysonwhy]

“Ain’t nobody around. It’s so hard! I mean… not that, but… my life.”

[adamwtg]

Go to a bar, dude. Just pick somebody up, give ‘em the dicking of the century - which I know you’re capable of - and maybe that’ll calm you down enough to take care of business with Shannon.”

[adamwtg]

“You ever have such good sex, you feel like you’re a completely different person?”

[jaysonwhy]

Jayson glared at Adam for what seemed like minutes, trying to comprehend why he’d say such a thing in Jayson’s “fragile” state. “Fuck you. Fuck you and die, Adam. Oh my god.”

[adamwtg]

Adam looked at him blankly for a moment, then sighed. “Jay, have you even... Tried to talk to him yet? Thought about picking somebody up to fuck while you’re waiting for the courage?” He raised his eyebrows and shrugged. “I would’ve done it if it weren’t for how much I like Ryan.”

[adamwtg]

“You ever have such good sex, you feel like you’re a completely different person?”

[adamwtg]

txt with adam

Jay: i dont know probably not because he really likes plants so he wouldnt want to hurt them

Adam: jay... u should ask. usually when ppl say they like plants they say that bc they smoke weed

Adam: I was asking bc it might chill u out if your first time hanging out was to get high

[adamwtg]

txt with adam

Jay: BUT HES CUTE I CANT HANG OUT WITH HIM HES SO CUTE ADAM

Adam: does he smoke weed

[adamwtg]

txt with adam

Jay: LISTEN I NEED TO CHILL W HIM FIRST BC HE SAID HE WOULD AND I FELL OUT OF MY CHAIR.

Adam: THEN... HANG OUT? OMG you haven't even done the most basic thing when it comes to potential dating yet.

[adamwtg]

txt with adam

Jay: WHAT IF THEY WONT DO IT I CANT RELY ON A THIRD PARTY ADAM PISSBOY DOLAN

Adam: I'm a third party I don't know her

[adamwtg]

txt with adam

Jay: shannon dont know either just dont fuckin be like 'hey im adam and im a big cocksucker and when i say that i mean i sucked jaysons big cock anyway how u feel.'

Adam: I can get them to be like "ur friends w my boyfriends boss is he cute? do u like him? u sucked his cock yet?"

[adamwtg]

txt with adam

Jay: i dont know them u fuckin do it

Jay: i mean

Jay: please :)

Adam: I have not met this boy yet and also if Ryan asks they'll get an unbiased answer

Adam: bc they don't know what a hoe u are