Keheheh!!

a member of [kerria academy] [dorm: ichigo #4 ; all by himself like a fucking loser ] Heheh.... the laws of this world... I shall decide them!

[addamantine]

"So who missed me? I bet it was everyone, right? Because I'm so GREAT?"

[theeludicatormage]

"Though I would like to hope they would not go as far as to do a horrendously silly - not to mention dangerous - action as that, considering the amount of rumors and overall unserious behavior going about, I cannot help but worry a little." The mage adjusted his glasses in a pensive fashion at that point, but the agreement of assisting brightened his mood considerably. "Ah, thank you. I am certain madam Yosafire shall appreciate it as well - she’s the teacher attempting to rally up students for the subject of ‘laying down the law’ with inappropriate students and behavior, you see, and she already asked for my assistance on the side.  So therefore, the more serious-minded folk we have to uphold the laws of the school, the better."

A pause, there.

"Do you know of anyone else who would be willing to join this effort, sir?"

[addamantine]

He pinched the bridge of his nose. Did this dude know ANYTHING about the mysterious language called 'sarcasm'? Apparently not. Then again, Add is pretty bad at conveying it so it's partially his fault. "I was joking, but at the rate things are going I wouldn't be surprised at all if that happened. In fact, I'm anticipating it."

He shoved his hands into his pants pockets and shrugged. Who's this 'Yosafire' lady? He doesn't really know the names of any of the teachers. Except for one, unfortunately. "About that..." He paused. "I don't really like talking to people I consider dumb, so I don't really know anyone here. Even though I've been here for around a month." Ah yes, brutally honest, are we? Well, there's his roommate.. That Kissme guy.. But that dude probably wouldn't care at all.

[killedagainkenny-deactivated202]

“ It’s my favorite fucking thing to wear, so I wear it. I’ve had it for a while. ”

Okay, so maybe he didn’t take insults to his beloved coat lightly. Kenny kept his hands in his pockets, now a light frown on his lips as he quipped—

" And it’s called a parka, you Hot Topic reject piss-baby.”

[addamantine]

Was it just Add or did this stranger just get really upset from him insulting his ugly orange parka? Perfect. Time to make this around ten times worse. At this rate they're probably gonna kill each other in no time.

"Why would I care about what it's called? It's hideous and you can't change that. Why do you even need a PARKA, it's not even that cold outside. What are you, some kind of wimp who can't even handle a single breeze of air?"

[killedagainkenny-deactivated202]

He grinned, blue eyes sparkling with mirth as he beamed at the other, rocking back and forth on his heels.

    “Ah, then I marvel at the wide, gaping vastness that must be your large ass—”

And then he added idly, 

" —that largeness could also explain why you seem like the type a’ guy to spew a lot of shit. ”

[addamantine]

What has he just gotten himself into.

"How about instead of marveling at my ass, you marvel at how shitty your fashion sense is. Who the fuck wears orange pullover hoodies? Maybe that's why you act like you have a fork up your ass." He retorted as he pulled up his hood, which was obviously ten times better than the strangers. Mainly because it had cat ears on it.

[killedagainkenny-deactivated202]

          “ What crawled up your fucking ass and died, dude? " 

Flipping the hood of his parka up before stuffing his hands in the pockets, the young man affixed the other with a tilt of his head an a curious expression—

—as if he were legitimately worried something had actually happened to the other. 

[addamantine]

Well, he certainly wasn't expecting THIS kind of reaction, that's for sure. And let's be honest, what HASN'T crawled up his ass and died? He crossed his arms and scowled at the other.

"Your hopes and dreams."

[theeludicatormage]

"…Hm. It appears that one of the teachers talking to me yesterday was asking folk to help make a disciplinary council for good reason." He’s heard all the rumors, too, and overhearing another student being disgusted at them is like a slap in the face. People should…enjoy their time at this school, not want to leave. Not…think about dropping out.

"Good sir, do you mind if I ask a question? Do other students agree with you? If I rallied a group behind me, I could assist by helping form the disciplinary council, but one person alone cannot change things. This may seem an odd request from a stranger as I, however…would you be willing to lend me your aid so we may band together on this?"

Laurent is exceedingly serious, here. He wants others to enjoy their time at this school, not feel like they have to leave, like they can’t enjoy it because of too many shenanigans.

…If that means having to ‘lay down the law’, so to speak, then….so be it.

[addamantine]

Oh, hey, it's that big hat guy again, you know the one that gives him headaches. But this time, what he was saying actually made SENSE to him. What a miracle, really. Is this what schools are usually like? He wouldn't know, considering he spent most of his life isolated from the world.

"Tch, the way this school is going, they're gonna need one. These idiots will probably burn down the place in no time, just you watch." He sighed. Why must he be smarter than almost everyone here? He shrugged. "Sure, why not. Not like I've anything better to do. SOMEONE needs to control this army of idiots, and I don't care if it has to be me."

[addamantine]

What's been going on in this damn school? People getting drunk, smoking... STRIP CLUBS? This isn't a school at all, my god. He is absolutely appalled. And this is why he thinks he's better than everyone else.

"What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys, holy shit."

[dulcise]

      “Kisumi Shigino. And your name is Add. Tell me, Mister Awesome. Do you like math? I’d rather divide and multiply, you know.”

            “Eh? Kiss you? If you say so.” he leans in, pecking the other on the cheek.

[addamantine]

He is DISGUSTED. He doesn't really like affection. If he had no self control he would've punched his new roommate, to be honest. But sadly, he has some, so instead he just wiped his face off using the sleeve of his jacket, then he sent a glare at him.

"If I had a quarter for every math joke made about my name I'd have at least 10 dollars."

[dulcise]

        Blows you a kiss.

            “It’s Kisumi. And I could say the same about you! I’ve never heard of a person named Add.”

[addamantine]

"Kisumi. Kisu-mi. Kiss me. Your name is Kiss me. And Add is a GREAT name, it suits me because I'm awesome."

[addamantine]

"Why am I now roomed with a dude named 'Kiss Me'."

[fadedmemoryy]

Addendum? Respecting someone? that was a thought that would make her laugh her head off if she was sober. “You’re welcome.” She remarked with a smile up at him. She wouldn’t admit it ever again (she slipped up once.) but Add was an attractive guy and he had his sweet moments so she was sure if he actually tried he could have some great friends.

She chose to ignore the brow raise and wobbled a bit, looking around. “Well, you have a point, but! Being out in the water, shooting said people with water guns, no classes, freedom, that is fun, yes? Unless you’re just a spoilsport.” She asked, only slurring a few words as he leaned her weight into his side by accident.

[addamantine]

He's trying his best to keep her up, he doesn't want her to fall and if she did fall she probably wouldn't remember, but it'd cause a scene so he'd rather just bear it. And holy shit, she's heavier than he expected. Where the hell does all her weight GO?

He sighed. Wait, shooting people with water guns? That sounds fun, if only because he'd like to shock people. He finds it funny, what a sick fuck. "Well, I don't have a water gun, so there's nothing fun to do here besides bake in the sun."

Shinka better move or else she's gonna fall over very, very soon.

[theeludicatormage]

Ah, the unfamiliar stranger complaining in plainest of eyesight on the desert sands made the robed mage who ad only come out onto the sands buit for a moment to try and get dressed into something more heat-resistant than his robes for the time being squint in his way of showing a degree of sympathy and relation - he couldn’t agree more.

Why had he come here? Only because the rest of the school was doing so and he wouldn’t get any work done otherwise? For science? Ugh. Well, people CERTAINLY had to sacrifice for the sake of science in this case, and he spoke to the stranger.

"I do have to agree with you - on retrospect, though I came here for the sake of work school-wise, it hardly seems as if any actual ‘work’ is going to be able to be handed in to the teachers at this point…and it’s far too warm. On the brighter side of things, however, sir, at the very least one can always go to the nearby forest to get a reprieve from the sand and sun…"

Sensible advice! Laurent was going to head to said forest himself, once he got changed.

[addamantine]

He groaned. What's with this random dude that's using all these big words and talking all smart? He found it absolutely IRRITATING to listen to. Honestly, Add would've punched this dude in the face if it weren't for the fact he'd get detenton. Honestly, someone should give him an award for not resorting to physical violence for a whole month. Well, that's soon to change, anyways.

Wait, a forest? That sounds MUCH better than this shitty hot ass beach. It's making him sweaty, he hates being sweaty. It makes him feel gross and awful.

"A forest? How interesting. Where is this said forest? Being there would be ten times better than being on the shores of this shithole."

Wow, he has such a way with words.

[fadedmemoryy]

A soft hic could be heard as the female swayed towards her…. friend? Yea, she thought of Add as a friend! Although she was sure he would disagree, ah well. Leaning on him some in her drunken stupor, she giggled a bit.

"To have some fun, of course!" She remarked, her words slurring somewhat. She was a happy drunk, it would seem, but who wasn’t going to be happy at a beach. "Nice suit." She remarked when she glanced at the boys swimwear before smiling up at him again.

"It fits you, dark and stuff." Another hic and she laughed at her own ‘joke.’ Sorry, Add. She may need to be sobered up.

[addamantine]

And out of nowhere, here comes his new math teacher. He would groan, but now he HAS to show respect to her, sadly, even if she's drunk out of her mind, as evidenced by the thick smell of alcohol in her breath. Yes. He can smell that. Now, how's he supposed to deal with this?

"Yeah. Thanks."

Why did she laugh? What was so funny? Was there a joke he missed? He raised an eyebrow at her.

"What's fun about being outside in the blazing heat surrounded by sand and loud, annoying people? I can't name a single thing."

[addamantine]

Hot. That's the only thing going through his mind right now. He hates going to the beach, he's never exactly figured out why, it's just something he's always disliked. Maybe it's the sand that gets in your shoes, or the BLAZING HOT SON. The fact that he's wearing a jacket probably doesn't help either, though, and he was getting a lot of weird looks as he struggled to walk in the heat. He figured it'd be a good idea to change so he does so.

As he walked out of the changing room, he shivered. He feels so... exposed...

"Why did I agree to coming here."

[fadedmemoryy]

"I am not that much of an asshole but if you’re going to act like that I’ll just eat it myself."

[addamantine]

"... Please don't eat it."

Is he desperate? Yes. Yes he is.

[fadedmemoryy]

"I’ve got some chocolate cake put up in the fridge at the dorm if Atsuya hasn’t eaten it." Snagged a kitty.

[addamantine]

"I don't know if I can trust you. I bet you put laxatives in it or something."

[addamantine]

"I want something sweet."