That was total bullshit.

Independent Stanford Pines roleplay blog.NSFW due to contiual heavy drug usage and alcoholism. I follow the cannon pretty well aside from My Stanfords heavy dependence on mind sharpening drugs. He pops them like candy so be warned.     (M!A: none but send that shit in)

[figglypuff]

These hitboxes are jank af

[adderallandritalin]

Stan: Tell her about the birds and the bees

Ford (to Mabel): They're disappearing at an alarming rate

[adderallandritalin]

~CHRISTMAS~! RP Starters

"Ho-ho-holy shit it's almost Christmas."

"I see that you purposely gave the gingerbread men horrified expressions. I suppose it's so we feel bad as we eat them?"

"NO DON'T FLING YOURSELF AT THE TREE THIS ISN'T ELF."

"How come you're not on top of that tree, angel~?"

"You better not pout, you better not cry, you better good I'm telling you why— the in-laws are coming make a good impression."

"I'm not saying that you can't reach the top of the tree to put on the star...but you could just ask for help."

"Did you know it's scientifically proven that Santa won't come any faster if you keep sticking your head up the chimney?"

"DON'T TOUCH THE COOKIES THEY'RE NOT READY YET!"

"So...just you and me...y'know..chillin'...totally normal except HEY THERE'S SOME MISTLETOE UP THERE WOULD YOU LOOK aT tHAT WHAT A COINCIDENCE!"

"I brought you some hot chocolate while you wait for Santa."

"What do you want for Christmas again?"

"Why does Frosty the Snowman look like a demon?"

"Let's drink our sorrows out with the elves and some eggnog."

[adderallandritalin]

casually starts existing again so like this for a thing.

[adderallandritalin]

How do you feel about Outlast?

B r0 I loved that game. Why?

[adderallandritalin]

"- and then they had sex, the end."

“That was a relatively unsatisfying ending.  I was hoping for a bit more gore.”

[thespianthelesbian]

“Someone remind me…is this the holiday with the obese mascot?”

[adderallandritalin]

         “Shit ---is it? I thought that was a few weeks away.”

[karaii]

the continued (mis) adventures of buff smol stan and politely bemused grunkle ford

sorry not sorry XD

[mvessickart]

space is gay

[adderallandritalin]

"i,i'm--" exhale. "--yeah, i'm well. did you eat today?"

          “That– that’s a question.. I think I had breakfast or I had coffee at least. I’ll eat something later. I’m working.”

[adderallandritalin]

"sixer!"

          “Hello, Stanley. How are you?”

[singlesighted-deactivated202007]

hctbelgianwaffles

Following 💜

[pincstree-deactivated20210224]

^^^^ that anon URL needs more love. Welcome him to the fandom 💜

[adderallandritalin]

Yoooooo

[mostlysaner-deactivated20170116]

[badsciencejokes]

Don’t show again.

[vayena]

my aesthetic is the kid on the playground who tells all the other kids that ring around the rosie is about the black plague

[freedricksanchez]

Day 298: Rick is still in prison.

[sandandglass]

The Daily Show, December 8, 2015

[toshio-the-starman]

The Daily Show was absolutely NOT fuckin’ around with this episode.