kind, sober, & fully dressed.

[lesbianrey]

me: please help me i’m dying

brooklyn 99 fan: you really should watch brooklyn 99

[jonahsimms]

the nine-nine family [17/22] → jake and gina You’d make a decent prostitute. I’d make an amazing prostitute.

[trueloveistreacherous]

Well, I clearly have an arch-nemesis. Finally! Must be someone I put away who’s hell-bent on revenge. He’s probably gonna make me choose between saving the city….and saving the women I love. Little does he know, I can save both.

[poseidont]

a concept: future jake and amy having a kid BUT amy goes into labour on halloween and jake has to figure out if amy is cheating him out of the heist or if he’s actually about to have a kid

[dizzybunnies]

bold of you to assume she didnt plan to get pregnant exactly 9 months before halloween so that its actually both

[mrgaretcarter]

bold of you to assume it wasnt jake who planned to get her pregnant exactly 9 months before so she’d be thrown off by contractions

[mrgaretcarter]

bold of all of us to assume Holt didn’t pick an exact date to compliment them both so they’d have validation horniness so that jake AND amy were in disadvantage during the heist

[ninenine-brooklyn]

[jonahsimms]

“From now on, I’m gonna be super chill.”

[missedmyhearts-deactivated20210]

How am I not a cop Terry, cos I don’t have a badge? Being a cop is a state of mind

bonus:

[nooboonation]

1.17

[amesantiagos]

Jake & looking at Amy 

[montygreen]

[egrets]

jake, sobbing, immediately after finding out that amy is pregnant with twins: and they were womb-MATES

[adderallperalta]

listen since we know jake is adhd and andy is pretty much jake, can i just say that andy pretending to laugh and then whispering to melissa “i wasn’t listening” when the facilitator said a question is a big mood

[juliadorable-deactivated2020120]

[grad-school-fool]

This is 100% how anxiety works

[jonahsimms]

Fan: Is there any like room for like mental health representation?

[youngsamberg]

the hero we deserve

[missedmyhearts-deactivated20210]

reasons i love gina linetti 8/∞

her love + support for her friends

[juliadorable-deactivated2020120]

Brooklyn Nine-Nine @ #SDCC2018