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[befikra]

i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water

[befikra]

[sarthathrace]

me to the accursed whispering amulet: hey can you speak up please i have an audio processing disorder

[etoilesdeglace]

Your destiny lies elsewhere. The Great Prophecy right? I planned to tell you myself, nearer your sixteenth year, but, I suppose there is no ideal age to carry the burden of deciding the fate of the universe.

And there you go, that's the show. (and also my sallyposeidon heart)

[brilliantpines]

do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that

[brilliantpines]

is anybody out there

[acakewalkofcrocodiles]

[valtsv]

thoughts on tiktok?

[valtsv]

my sincerest apologies to miss kesha i have nothing but respect for the party anthem of all time

[forestlymph]

[victusinveritas]

[richyjerimovich]

Who Even Am I? with the cast of The Odyssey

[zendadya]

ZENDAYA "The Odyssey" Paris premiere (July 8, 2026)

[papayajuan2019]

i'm close ☹️

[papayajuan2019]

[myfavoritevoices]

Phoebe Bridgers on The Tonight Show

[azertyrobaz]

Hey, kiddo.

[scienceviewscreen]

Project Hail Mary // Incorrect quotes 2/?

[despazito]

Sometimes I'll be looking at bullshit online that I know will just rile me up and I have to think of this image to get myself to stop

[cupcraft]

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

[aropride]

do u like mine

[cupcraft]

Oh wow.

[cupcraft]

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

[lutz4lesbians]

ALYSA LIU AT THE ESPYS🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏GORGEOUS AS EVER. WOWZERS

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

did anything crazy happen in ur town?

yes

no

one next to mine

one my friend/family member/partner lives in

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