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i am writing words and stuff cos im on freaking tumblr

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I FIGURED OUT HOW TO FIT TRANSGENDER GOLF BALL INTO FANTASY AU. OK LISTEN UP NERDS

EARLIER TODAY!! i thought "what if her dad the king either didn't accept or didn't acknowledge her transition? and she was repeatedly addressed as the prince throughout the au?" AND THEN IN THE SHOWER I REALIZED THAT DESTROYS HALF OF HER CHARACTER. BECAUSE SHE IS REPEATEDLY PUNISHED FOR NOT ACTING SOFT AND PRETTY AND HAS HALLUCINATIONS ABOUT HERSELF AS A PROPER PRETTY PRINCESS. so THEN i thought!!! what if this was ADVANTAGEOUS!! because as the prince, it was guaranteed that she would inherit the throne!! and she would need to be taught how to run the kingdom and do all those kingly things!! but when she asked someone if she could be a girl (and this was brought to the king because she didn't tell him anything directly because there was virtually no relationship at all there) the king decided that it would be better in the long run for her to be a girl!! because now he just needs to find her a husband from somewhere!! because women obviously cannot rule kingdoms thats why. how was this taken by the public? i don't know yet!! you see, nickel is just a crazy person!! and blocky and woody have to hide their relationship!! obviously this kingdom doesnt take gay people too well!! how would they feel about transgender people!! AS I AM TYPING THIS I THOUGHT OF SOMETHING!! you see!! she is already messed up from being tortured!! she would get even more messed up from being tortured more, which they plan to do in order to force her to act like a perfect pretty princess!!! it can simply be stated that the prince went insane and is now a princess!! an insane princess who sits down and does as she's told is a small price to pay to be the next ruler of this kingdom right!!!!!!!! someone will marry into the throne and probably have some kids and that'll be the end of it!!!!! or yknow!!!! golf ball will kill everybody and become the evil overlord!!!!! i like that option a lot better!!!!

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my really cool au i made yesterday

woody is a prince! his dad is a king!

his dad is evil and awful and hurts woody for. checks notes. Being Young And Afraid. which makes him even more afraid. nice going

his dad gets fed up with his child acting like a child and forcefully crowns woody king because how will woody learn the way of the world unless he is forced into it haha am i right

woody is an absolute wreck and his dad hurts him worse because he's bad at ruling a kingdom (he was never taught how.)

random jester shows up and his name is blocky and woody kind of likes him

blocky and woody hang out alone at some point and talk about how much they hate this place

blocky tells woody that he kinda just got kidnapped and forced to be the jester and he wants to go home

they make out

at some point woody's dad hears about this and throws blocky in the dungeon and plans to gouge his eyes out because he has been looking upon royalty in a disgusting manner. or something

woody orders the guards to arrest his dad instead because woody's the king now

his dad goes No. that crown means nothing i am your father and nothing you do will diminish my power over you.

woody freaks out and falls on the ground

his dad attacks him because a king can NEVER be seen on his knees

or something

somehow it all works out in the end

there's also a bit where woody and blocky go back in the castle and woody freaks out cos his dad is there and he's backed up against the wall terrified and blocky just squeezes his hand and goes "your majesty, is everything alright?" and it turns out woody is hallucinating because his dad is awful and terrifies him out of his wits

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sitting on the backyard wall, all watching the sunrise. its going to kill us, so it's better to watch it together.

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we won't have to say goodbye this way

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i dont want to die

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pen: i kill people quickly and painlessly to keep my kill count high while doing as little damage as possible

eraser: i throw grenades at whoever's in my line of sight because i don't really care enough to come up with any sort of strategy

blocky: i drag people away so we're alone and then i cut em up nice and slow till i get bored and slit their throat

snowball: i beat weaklings to death in hand to hand combat

the murder battle au brothers

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golf ball: i am always looking to perfect my chemical weapons and ensure an excruciating death for whoever is unfortunate enough to enter my range of attack

woody: i swing my axe wildly out of panic and escape danger soaked in blood

puffball: i rip people's throats out with my teeth

balloony: i shoot people with guns

needle: i cut people into little tiny pieces with huge blades that are sharper than even golf ball could imagine

golf ball: wait really

needle: yeah do you want a demonstration

golf ball: no thank you

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i think there should be an au where woody has wings and blocky is all niceys to him like nooo dont hide them youre beautiful...and he's woody's friend and stuff and after a while woody's like Hey...i have a confession to make...and blocky goes you love me don't you. well that's wonderful to hear because youre gonna be spending a looooot of time with me. and then puts him in a birdcage

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im thinking about toy blocky again. and his circus of nightmare horrors. tennis ball trapped in the maze frantically destroying mirrors and walls trying to get closer to his sweet little golfie's voice and all the while she's tied to a merry go round thats just getting faster and making her sicker. and blocky is loving this and telling tennis ball to "just keep going, you're almost to her!" playing gb_scream.mp3 to screw with his head. and he is flirting with a now dizzy and nauseous golf ball while she watches tennis ball look in all the wrong places for her. she's not in the maze. she was never in the maze. that's not her in the mirror, but tennis ball thinks it is. she's stuck with blocky. he doesn't know that. and also nickel is probably also with blocky in like a doghouse or something

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blocky came up with the sweet little golfie part btw. cos he sucks and is awful

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i'll put this here too

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physical intimacy vs knife to his throat...decisions decisions

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both?

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are you happy?

of course!

are you happy?

never better!

are you happy?

i'm so happy i could cry!

are you happy?

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roboty snaps and calls out everyone on their actions and makes them all really upset. YOU, balloony, can't STAND the idea of someone else's actions deciding YOUR fate. you are DESPERATE for control because you feel if ONE thing doesn't go according to YOUR plans, it will ALL fall apart, and only YOU will be left in the rubble. and YOU, nickel, seek out ONLY the people you KNOW will hurt you, put you down, and leave you a BROKEN WRECK. the idea of being WORTHLESS is SO deeply ingrained in your being that you CAN'T comprehend being loved, so you choose to stick around people who will JUSTIFY your self hatred.

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he yells at everyone and then looks at cloudy and goes i don't have anything for you i'm not sure you've ever had a bad thought in your life

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"Sweetheart, why-?!"

"Oh, I'm not your 'sweetheart' anymore, babe~ not since you ran off with smarty-pants here."

"I will have you know that the 'smarty-pants' you've bound and gagged is MY partner!"

"Not much of a partner, is he? Kissing on MY dollface behind your back."

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"You know why you're here, right, GB?"

"Of course. I'm here for the crime of being a girl who hit back after being tortured rather than stay quiet and take it."

"I don't appreciate that attitude."

"You didn't lock HIM up. You wouldn't have done anything. Of course I'd take matters into my own hands."

"He wasn't our concern."

"Ah, right. You only deal with death, regardless of anything that led up to it. You don't care if someone locks his girlfriend in a lab and tortures her for a year. You're gonna do the same thing now, is that it? Lock me up for retaliating? Tie me down 'til I stop struggling? Some heroes you are."

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i am going to redo villain au nickel and balloony for three reasons

foldy takes information and yellow face takes souls why do we even need money

"nickel why are you in my lab." "oh no reason just overheard some stuff you wanted to do to a friend of mine?"

"tennis ball? who-" "wait. no. NO...NONONONONO." "BALLOONY. WE NEED TO FIND WOODY NOW."

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this is how things will go probably

weather duo

nickel somehow gets. WIND. haha. of what tennis ball's up to now that pen's no longer being held hostage

nickel goes through tennis ball's stuff in true nickel fashion and finds out he is, in fact, gonna go for woody

tennis ball gets mad and goes "well you made part of the plan easier" and erases part of nickel's memory

he does the same thing to balloony shortly after it's just that balloony wasn't snooping in his lab so he had to go find him

he does a really shoddy job because he's at the end of his rope by now

he also takes their powers. ha

they wake up really confused and stuff

they kinda just do whatever seems correct at the time because they're missing a lot of memory

nickel also has this feeling that there's something extremely important he was supposed to do but forgot

someone. bomby maybe. brings up how tennis ball's been really pissy and tired lately

nickel gets confused about who tennis ball is for a minute and then has a major freakout and tells balloony they NEED to find woody

it's ok. protag tennis ball has already taken villain tennis ball's place by this point. woody is safe

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can u remind me what the deal w regretboty is

they (mean people) built him out of magic and metal to be like a servant and they purposely built him without a mouth and then somewhere along the line both his eyes got shattered so he can neither see nor speak. and then he snapped and killed one of em and ran off and somehow learned how to use a bow n arrows. and now he is hanging out with tengolf and golf ball might try n fix his eyes

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anyway tengolf swap au where tennis ball is eliminated in bfdia 14 and golf ball stays. here is what will change

golf ball probably ends up with nickel anyway and maybe just maybe they get along better tha tennis ball and nickel do. when asked if she's sad tb's gone she probably just goes "it was his time 😔"

she builds the growth ray and stuff and then probably gets distracted when they all shrink to atomic size. she also does not get stuck in the growth ray probably. she knows what a quasi-rhombicosidodecahedron is it's just not her fourth-favorite she thinks there's much better ones and doesn't quite understand tennis ball's taste in geometric figures

her trinket is probably her growth ray. she puts it on top of her obelisk and then nickel just jumps off the balloons and lands on top of it or something. and then has his fun with the obelisk itself. also he hid his chunk in fries' fries and he never noticed cos he's dumb

she has trouble looking like herself (her truest self) cos she's not entirely sure what her truest self is in the first place. she refuses to go to anyone for help meanwhile nickel goes to tennis ball for help figuring he'd be more open to helping a competing contestant. golf ball throws a fit when she finds out about all this

golf ball probably just gets killed in bfdia 18 and nobody bothers to recover her becos she's a bossy bot and none of the wtfers are attached to her so they don't recover her either. unfortunate

she gets sciency in bfdia 19 and 20 and she probably thinks of it as within the rules to sell things to tennis ball. the whole wtfers thing never happens cos she leaves them alone cos outside interference is against the rules. selling things to people requires outside communication and therefore selling science stuff to tennis ball is well within the rules of the game. she doesn't pull the whole recovery center stunt BUT. she signs a contract with needle. which is where this whole thing came from. her feelings are just the "i will NOT let anyone else decide my fate!!" thing from tpot 13. she says "I'LL DO ANYTHING" and then is like "wait shoot" but she can't go back on her word so. contract

bfdia 21 has a different sideplot cos she didn't feed anyone to evil leafy. i don't know what the sideplot would be though. she's probably having a freakout due to needle telling her not to devise strategies before the next challenge or something. book wants to help her be kind and golf ball is comically bad at it

bfdia 22 she operates entirely within needle's rules and wins because she's awesome. leafgolf

bfdia 23 there is no tengolf fight uh uh yeah i got lost. she asks tennis ball for her prize normal-style and he gives her one normal-style because she didn't run around breaking rules and tennis ball would've forgiven her if she did