me: ok i’m gonna shut up about this now
me 5 mins later:
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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Monterey Bay Aquarium
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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JBB: An Artblog!
KIROKAZE
$LAYYYTER

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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
cherry valley forever

Love Begins

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me: ok i’m gonna shut up about this now
me 5 mins later:
god she has these gorgeous blue eyes you can get lost in forever. and that smile … that damned smile
someone deleted my response and now aesthetic and roleplay blogs are reblogging this as some sort of deep quote and i just want you all to know this post is exclusively about how sexy and fuckable the blue car from cars is
Yeah sex is great and all but have you ever voted a Republican out of office?
I’m gonna need the entire country to bust a collective nut in November
me: *looks out the window*
me: when will my online purchases arrive
I’ve decided I’m only going to answer my dads texts with pictures of Ben Wyatt
pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of sex education. we’ll do it properly. public: applause pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of snow plowing. we’ll do it properly. public: confused applause
pornhub: chaotic good
what timeline is this
my blog’s cancelled you gotta come to my house n listen to me talk
you, intelligent: you gotta talk to them if you want them to be interested in you! you gotta show interest =)
me, stupid:
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Please fire me. I work at McDonald’s and last week I spent 15 minutes trying to explain to an old man they we do not sell hot dogs (McDogs as he claimed it) then he threatened to report me for “withholding products from him”!
hes from an alternate timeline
the McDogs man actually proves the multiverse theory
People always say ‘life is short’ but it’s the longest thing we’ll ever do
HOW TO HELP TORTURED GAY MEN IN CHECHNYA
We can’t allow this to continue. A petition has also been launched by change.org and signed by tens of thousands of people.
It demands a full investigation of all the facts and unlawful repression in Chechnya of the LGBT population and calls for punishment for the ‘guilty parties’ and the end to the practice of extra-judicial violence.
You can sign that here.
Instagram.com/WeTheUrban
Can y'all share this please???
Birth certificates are basically receipts for humans