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[piratedllama-art]

the librarian [x]

done in procreate

[arienai]

Happened to glance over at my coworker and her phone was at just the right angle and she is ON TUMBLR. what if we have reblogged each other and don't know it.

[arienai]

LMAO????

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

any time i hear the insufferable transphobic athlete arguments i think of that one time in middle school when my boys lacrosse team did a full-contact scrimmage against the girls team (who typically play with limited contact) and i, a six-foot, 180lb defender, got utterly laid-out by this 5-foot-nothing girl experiencing the newly-unleashed animosity accompanied by violent sport and as i looked up at my assailant from flat on my back i experienced a brief bout of heterosexuality and fell wildly in love and then had to be taken to the ER because i had a concussion

[rwoh]

“from flat on my back i experienced a brief bout of heterosexuality” took me out

[only-tiktoks]

[lacefuneral]

[luxlightly]

I love that he apparently got the job because he looked so pathetic that children truly believed he would be unable to solve puzzles created by a cartoon dog without their assistance.

[kaijuno]

You would kill a man for this bedroom

[sgt-celestial]

idk why but i feel like being a punk is for he/hims and doing ballet is for she/hers

[sgt-celestial]

Bibliography

dykeparasite (2023) Barbie (2023) is to she/theys what The Lego Movie (2014) is to he/theys. I can’t explain it but it’s TRUE., Tumblr. Available at: https://dykeparasite.tumblr.com/post/714005432703877120 (Accessed: April 14, 2023).

finalgrrrl (2022) don't ask me why but mlm belong in dark academia and wlw belong in cottagecore, Tumblr. Available at: https://www.tumblr.com/finalgrrrl/681884740465360896/this-post-is-killing-me-what-in-the-patriarchy?source=share (Accessed: April 14, 2023).

Joke (2023) Wikipedia. Wikimedia Foundation. Available at: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke (Accessed: April 14, 2023).

Lavigne, A. (2010) Avril Lavigne - SK8ER BOI (official video), YouTube. YouTube. Available at: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIy3n2b7V9k (Accessed: April 14, 2023).

[lumberjackloverboy-moved]

[image description: a screenshot of a tumblr post reply by the-floof-king. It reads ‘Are you unfamiliar with the concept of gender roles’. End id]

[rubensmuse]

[droids-in-disguise]

Via twitter

[droids-in-disguise]

The tags on this post lmfaoooo

[droids-in-disguise]

gems from the tags: round 2

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

WAIT

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

[physicsiguess]

[radiofreederry]

[funnytwittertweets]

[oysters-aint-for-me]

i call my parents and say ‘yeah i can’t do family stuff tonight, i got too much stuff to do for school’ and i e-mail my professor and say ‘i can’t do my assignments tonight, work got crazy’ and i text my boss and say ‘sorry i can’t work late tonight, i gotta some family stuff’ and through this triangulation of deceitful excuses i at last will be free

[cannibalchicken]

[sobbing-space-trash]

How I feel everytime I have to be a customer

[metalgearsolid2]

i love how delusional some articles of clothing are, like you read the tag and its like “hand wash only/tumble dry on low” son you are a cotton tshirt. youre going in the warsh and whatever happens in there is in gods hands

[stardust-devi]

an absolutely insane way to end this year 

[draintheblood]

heard porn bots might be following you guys again. sorry about that. but in some good news i have been gaining many new followers who are real stunningly beautiful women. welcome ladies :)

[facts-i-just-made-up]

[portaltwo-deactivated20231028]

“using keep inventory is cheating and you’re not playing minecraft the REAL way” <- this guy cant get home by jumping into a 100 block deep ravine 

[portaltwo-deactivated20231028]