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Adele Garderobe. Daughter of the World's Most Famous Wardrobe. 19. Sophomore. "The Fashionista."

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YOU TWO HAD 76% COMPATIBILITY

@adelegarderobe, you’ll be meeting your match at 8:00 pm sharp on the staircase. She will be wearing artichoke green, and will be the girl with the long slit up the left thigh. Have a lovely time!

@ofeliasourplum, you’ll be meeting your match at 8:00 pm sharp on the staircase. She will be wearing black and will be the girl with the rose headband. Have a lovely time!

[adelegarderobe]

Text || Chardele

Charlie: It stops me from punching people because I get to punch punching bags. It's healthier.

Charlie: Also, I'm gonna need to find a wedding dress like...by summer? And I figured you'd be the best person to help me with that.

Adele: People have much sharper edges, the risk you do to your own body punching them, oh no no no!

Adele: And of course, you've come to the right place! Would you like one custom designed? We can go through all the magazines and get a sense of the style you like and then make you something so perfectly you!

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TEXT 🎄 JADELE

Jac: stopppp. I'll wear a heel to like, a formal event, but have no need for them when I'm just going to class or cutting hair. :P

Adele: Then can I count on you being in them at the Valentine's Ball, at least? I'll even help you find one that's low while still being cute, if you so desire!

[daddymaddiebeer]

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TEXT 🎄 JADELE

Jac: lololol no need, I was just wondering! I don't wear enough heels to fully appreciate Louboutins, anyway.

Adele: A shame. Your legs look incredible enough now, imagine if you gave them the world's most beautiful boost. You'd be irresistible!

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Text || Chardele

Charlie: I normally go jogging. I also picked up boxing while I was back home for that like... hot minute. Both of those calm me down pretty fast. Y'know, you could always join meee.

Adele: In boxing? You know, I think I'd actually be happy to. They've started designing tres adorable boxing gloves these days.

[adelegarderobe]

FMK - Link, Teddy, Dawn

Fuck: @linkmilne. He’s a cutie and probably a little less set in his sexy ways than other people in this ask.

Marry: @theteddybae. His husband skills seem to be on point.

Kill: @dawndupont. Overdone and boring.

I Need Entertainment

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TEXT 🎄 JADELE

Jac: O M G Mrs. Garderobe, NEVER DISAPPOINTING. Also um does that generosity extend to children she watched grow up that she's NOT related to? :P

Adele: Not ALL of them, she doesn't have the deepest of pockets! Metaphorically, I mean; she has quite deep pockets on some of her outfits literally. I suppose I could wink wink nudge her in the direction of a favorite, though.

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Text || Chardele

Charlie: Silk is better!

Charlie: WELL NOW I AM.

Adele: Well, that simply won't do! What exercises do you do to help boost your confidence back up after an unintended hit to it? Is there some smelly sports ritual you have?

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HYE let someone rip a dress off of you?

God, no! Fashion before passion, mon ami!

I Need Entertainment

[adelegarderobe]

I've always found you vain and annoying but like...your fashion sense is great, I suppose.

ANONYMOUSLY MESSAGE ME ANYTHING YOU WANT TO TELL ME BEFORE 2018 ENDS.

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TEXT 🎄 JADELE

Jac: Hmmmm noted. 😇 How many pairs do you already own anyway?

Adele: Mother decided that my feet must be done growing finally at age 16, so a pair a year since then.

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Text || Chardele

Charlie: Lace is so itchy! I don't like lace.

Charlie: Uh, I didn't send it to him because you said it was bad!

Adele: Fine. Silk, then?

Adele: I said it wasn't MY style. You can't second guess yourself when it comes to your true beloved!

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Send ● for a text that wasn’t meant for you.

text not meant for @serenitytriton !!

Text Message Memes  ❤ ☁ ♔ ● ♬

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TEXT 💄 ADENITY

Adele: Please, for the love of God, tell me that someone is smuggling eight tubes of chapstick into Serenity Triton's Christmas stocking this year.

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Text || Chardele

Charlie: Uh, shit, no. Fuck.

Charlie: I was supposed to send that to Wes. My bad. 🙃

Adele: Oh, good. If it was for me I would have hoped you'd be in something a little lacier :-p

Adele: I hope the actual intended recipient enjoyed it?

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charlielabouff‌:

Have you ever even  an episode of Pokemon? Because I think you’d like how cute they are.

I have aggressively turned it off while channel surfing because that redheaded girl’s fashion sense is a crime, is that close enough?