[expelliarmus]

[themultifandomnerd-deactivated2]

Modern AUs I Want to Happen

I need new glasses and you’re the optometrist running my vision tests, but your good looks are really freaking distracting

You’re allergic to cats but my cat really likes you my bad

I adopted a kid and you help me take care of them all the time since we’re neighbors, but you came over and got so involved in the kid’s life so much they think that we’re both their parents instead of just me

I got caught in the rain without an umbrella and an attractive stranger is sharing theirs with me

We’re playing Monopoly in the local library and the game just got serious, I think the librarians are about to kick us out

I have a crush on my younger sibling’s tutor, but I don’t know how to work myself into the scene without making everything incredibly awkward for me

You caught me having a Barbie movie marathon and now I’m trying to keep you from telling anyone about this!

My pet ran away, I got fired from my job, it started raining out of nowhere and I fell in the mud, and you’re just a random stranger at my bus stop but I really need someone to talk to

Alternatively, I’ve always wanted to tell a stranger my life story and I’m choosing you

It’s Spirit Week at school and I’m determined to out spirit you for once

We got put in the same group for the senior trip

This is a big ass mall and I just got lost, please help me

My rival and I are determined for us and our respective partners to be the ultimate power couple, but you and the other person in our rival couple really don’t care

You keep coming in to get your laptop fixed but I’m pretty sure your breaking it on purpose but you’re cute so I’ll let it slide

You’re my apathetic (onesided) rival at work and this month I’m determined to get Employee of the Month, which you always get without even trying

I met you at a convention and you’re cosplaying Person B to my OTP and I’m cosplaying Person A

We’re internet friends and we’re meeting up in real life today and I’m super paranoid because what if you’re a deranged killer and– omg you’re perfect

You got me addicted to playing Love Live and I’m ruining my life

I’m an artist who was at shit creek until I met you, so please be my muse, no, I’m not asking you out

I just showed you all the Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life videos and I think I just scarred you for life

I just crashed this wedding and one of the guests just asked me to dance and I’m pretty sure that they know I’m not a guest from either the bride or groom(brides, grooms) fml

Dude check it out this pair of jeans fits us! Shut up, they aren’t sweatpants they’re jeans

I’m donating blood today and I’m afraid of needles

We’ve been hooking up for the past few weeks and holy shit it turned out you’re my fifth grader’s teacher oh god this embarrassing!

Pack up man; we’re going on a road trip

Let’s get tattoos together

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but can you go on the bungee jumping thing with me? Cuz I’m too scared to go by myself

I’ve never had a proper conversation with you, but I always see you at this cafe folding paper cranes and I you’re really peaking my interest

I’m forcing you to watch my favorite show and you’re more into it than I am now

We’re having our first argument as a married couple: do we explore this island, or do we stay in bed all day

[adelstenar]

although i’m still working on adding muses, i’m all here for the gay, so give this a like if you’d like to plot and i’ll hit you up within 24h !

[adelstenar]

                        carefully she unfolded the egyptian silk bedspread, measured exactly for the material not to touch the floor when she readied her final task. 10.53pm it read on the clock on the nightstand. her programmed thoughts told her her owner must be awaiting her arrival downstairs and minnie gave alexa the order to activate the shutdown procedure of the house. the locks of the doors clicked, so were the windows losing its outside view by the panels that came down. there was nothing much to see anyways, the dark took the breathtaking view away. or so she was told by people. she had no opinion, none formed by herself. there was no aware consciousness in minnie, none that raised any red flags. although, there were some things she did if given the moment. when she passed the bedroom mirror, she couldn’t help but stare at the reflection, as if to judge one self, wonder what humans were staring at, thinking of, when glaring at the mirror. hands stationed by hips, she just stood there, eyes going up and down before nothing in particular got her back in movement, down the creaky stairs, meeting her owner from the doorway. ‘’everything’s ready, miss. is there anything else i can do for you?’’

@indemimonde​

[adelstenar]

hey hi ! i’m ready to start over, so anyone who i haven’t interacted with either here or discord (or hasn’t cared to reply back) i’ve unfollowed. if we’re no longer mutuals then well ... sucks to suck, but i’m ready for a clean slate ! here’s to a new year & double the gay !

[adelstenar]

                        entering her friend’s room, she didn’t wait for an invite — open doors were simply an open invite on its own, right? ‘’i’ve heard you started a twitter war, princess,’’ the statistics were right there on her phone she threw in front of the other, onto her bed before hopping on it herself. ‘’you must be proud, solara. or should i say queen of the island? should i call you queen now?’’

@crimsonmuses​

[adelstenar]

                        ‘‘this is your daughter? oh my,’‘ her eyes shamelessly wandered over the doll’s body, a mischievous glare set in the blue pearls that were filled with intentions one couldn’t simply put into words. ‘‘it’s my pleasure to finally meet you, miss waithe, hope you’re having fun tonight.’‘ shifting her gaze shortly back towards her parents, she noted,’‘ again, thank you so much for inviting me over to this ...’‘ well, it wasn’t the best charity event she’d ever been to, but it was something, ‘‘lovely evening.’‘

@0fpeaches​

[adelstenar]

💐🌷🌹🌺 𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘦𝘯 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘨𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘶𝘭. 𝘬𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨!!! 🌺🌹🌷💐💕

awww thank you, right back at you babe !!

[adelstenar]

hey hello. it’s your local gay trash, returning to this abandoned and very dusty blog. how are you all ?? do hit me up, or like this so i can hit you up !!

[adelstenar]

stupiidgood‌, darling !!

@adelstenar

“You said some mean things about me,

but I still believe in myself.”

                                ‘‘And I should care about that... why exactly? — Do I even know you?’‘

[adelstenar]

her eyes trail along the form of her wife with a certain hunger, the corner of lips tugging upwards into a smirk. "as darling as that looks on you, mon trésor, i can't help but think it'd look better on the floor." / caroline to millie skjdf

@velvetipped​, darling !!

                                 Urging back a playful eyeroll, she tended to her wineglass instead. It helped her resist the smirk that was building on her lips, though blocked by the glass and its bitter fruity taste inside, it was clear she had taken the bait. Her eyes never betrayed a thing — unless Caroline was involved. ‘’Why do you always manage to convince me, despite everything — what is it with you that makes me so weak in the knees, my darling?’’ Millie put down the glass, curiosity combined with a building need for exploring her wife’s body she’s come so familiar with yet still discovered something new about every single time their conversations turned into intimacy. ‘’Those intimidating yet such sweet eyes of yours increase my heart rate and I can’t help but wonder — is it the late summer’s heatwave or is it you that makes it so hot in here?’’

[adelstenar]

@ofmusingsxandmayhem, darling !!

                                  The hotel’s doorbell rang way past check-in time, hours after the sun had set, when she snuck into the building. There was no soul that batted an eye, her appearance had become regular and whoever had dared question her tendencies before had received an answer in a way that ended in bruised knuckles. Neon flickering lights flashed over her figure when she moved past the front desk, accentuating her cheekbones as she skillfully covered up the job she had cleared the past few hours. Her vest clutched around her body so much, the inside blending with the still wet blood, she could nearly compare its tightness with a corset. And right now she longed for a refreshing shower, but the clerk held her up. According to them there was a package waiting for her upstairs and all Lucya could reply with was an understanding nod and an eyeroll she fled up the stairs with. She had no time for underage sass, nor for the package she hadn’t ordered for. Once upstairs on her level she unlocked the door with a relieved sigh, but didn’t quite turn the knob yet. There was another eerie feeling creeping in her gut and she kept herself silent, retrieved her knife from the back of her belt. Ready for a fight, if necessary, she told herself before pushing open the door, catching any intruder by surprise. But no one jumped out at her — no unskilled whack was sent her way, which tensed every single muscle in her body. The darkness was as handy as it was safe to the brunette, but for all she knew it would be the same for whoever was hiding and she made the conscious decision to flick on the lights — only to be surprised by a familiar face sitting right across from the doorway, yet she remained tense. Prepared for a fight with the knife behind her back, now the situation had drastically shifted between the two, she wasn’t going to assume Ilsa would let her pass on their previous meeting.

[adelstenar]

cont. from here (x) — @ofmusingsxandmayhem, darling !!

                                  There has got to be more to life than this. This meaning the eternal cat and mouse chase they had going on. Words that had barely left her lips before a well-planned bullet came crashing through the window and hit Lucya in her chest, right below her vital organ. A count of three seconds it had taken for the brunette to lose all control of her legs and drop to the ice cold floor of the thirteenth level of the abandoned skyscraper in Caracas, the heart of Venezuela. For months she had kept herself low, knowing she had fucked up after the politician attacks that had been attempted in her name. Her name had gone viral, her real name. People had taken it as a sign, to rebel against the system, all anonymous and Lucya had to take the fall for the organization who she had no connection to. The second had name had been dropped as inspiration, she had made a run for it and settled in South America, made the foolish mistake to think she could be safe here. 

To think Ilsa wouldn’t find her. And bring backup, with or without authorization, she didn’t know  — she never got the chance to find out. Now the love of her life tended to her bullet wound, there was so much she wanted to say. So much to still live for, but she knew there was no hope. She was a wanted terrorist, she’d never make it out alive. Which had brought her to the words she never thought she’d say in a million words. I’ll watch over you, always. Words that couldn’t fall from the unstoppable Lucya. It became harder for the brunette to breathe as her eyes became blurry, she wasn’t sure if it was from her lack of oxygen, the cold temperature, Ilsa’s tears or her own goodbyes. ‘’You live,’’ she managed to bring out, ‘’you win.’’ There was no way she’d make it out alive, no hospital was close enough. No rescue could possibly be given to her, not to Lucya Volkov. ‘’You win.’’

[adelstenar]

so here’s the thing; i suck very hard, in a very gay way lol, and i’ve both lost and gained followers and i got no clue how ?? but welcome if you decided to follow me !! and i’m most likely going to reboot my blog to actually make this place like a home. so stick around if you wish and i’d very much love to chat either on discord or ims !!

[timelaedy]

we’re never gonna see Idris again just because of the sheer fucking power that suranne and jodie would have on screen would be too fucking much for our poor hearts to handle

[mikaeled]

Moving Esquire cover with Rachel Weisz

[diantos]

Like thief, like TARDIS