Adena Arlovaskaya

[whitepeopletwitter]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[dominateeye]

World Heritage Post

[deadblog293898210398]

*has video game open* hm i dont feel like playing this right now actually *closes it* man i wish i was playing video game right now *opens it again* hm i dont feel like playing this right now actually *closes it

[exeggcute]

any comparison between early 00s online youth culture and late 10s online youth culture is fundamentally incompatible as soon as you move beyond the similarities of "lol teens being cringey" or whatever because we are in a completely different media landscape these days. making heavily-edited cosplay tiktoks is nothing like curating a deviantart gallery full of anime blingees because the former is always, implicitly or explicitly, an attempt to cash in on internet fame while the latter was simply rooted in the deep twisted psyche of someone feasting on the dark side's cookies

[mossbug]

u ever go take a piss at a party and as soon as u close the door u feel like ur in a different dimension

[godhatesfrankie]

save point

[toxiccaves]

like…y’know, nyah

[ironinkpen]

me: [listens to a new song]

my brain, upon receiving one single hit of Döpamine™: we shall listen to only this song until we have wrung every last neurotransmitter out of it

[tcon]

Skandar retweeting this made me snort.

[rthstewart]

giggle snort

[penny-anna]

having a job is very weird bcos by and large your coworkers will be a variety of ages and you will not all be at the same stage of life. your coworker will be like, well I’m off home to spend time with my husband & child, what are you going to do with your evening? and you’re like, well, I plan on playing Rollercoaster Tycoon for as much as it as possible

[shmuzzieheart]

People with uteruses get vibe checked every month

[aberrantemotion]

Wow! I did not connect this with periods at first.

[internet-fae]

This is exactly what it feels like

[tastefullyoffensive]

“I have been failing to get my comics published in the New Yorker for months now. Here are some of my favorite rejects.” - Phil Jones

[mittensmcgee-deactivated2018033]

These are fucking amazing what better stuff do they have that they gotta reject these

[amy-vic]

“Canadian Death” is now my new phone lockscreen

[cali-cocaine]

this is good

[embyrr922]

I’d just like to add, see how they behave when they’re angry/frustrated/exhausted, and if you see something that concerns you, wait until they’re calm, and then talk to them about it.

My husband used to yell when he got frustrated, but after I explained to him that I found it upsetting, he stopped yelling and started consciously working on asking for help before he got to that level of frustration.

When I’m upset over something, or just in a bad mood, I tend to withdraw. My husband explained to me that it makes him feel like I’m mad at him, so now when I need some space, I’ll tell him what I’m upset about, or that I’m in a bad mood for no particular reason, and I need to be alone for a little while.

See your friends and partners at their worst, but don’t assume that their worst is immutable. If someone loves and cares about you, they’ll try to accommodate you to the best of their ability.

[ladylike-foxes]

^^^^ This is the best advice I’ve ever seen on this site, and it is so important. Communication is everything, and is 80% of the reason my husband and I have such a healthy, strong, and supportive relationship.

[kkachi95]

Sokka and Suki absolutely deserve more time with each other

[gaydemigod]

Suki made Sokka drink respect women juice one time and he proceeded to chug it for breakfast for the rest of his life

[immylovesheripod]

Makes me very happy they’ve put all of avatar on netflix I get to relive this cuteness again

[notbecauseofvictories]

look, hamilton is great and everything but I’m pretty sure lin manuel miranda’s crowning achievement and most hashtag relatable content is that one vine where he’s lying in the grass going “come on brain, think of things, come on brain, be so smart”

[hamiltonthemusical]

Agreed.

[hoplocats]

what she says: im fine

what she means: i cant stop thinking about that penguins of madagascar episode where kowalski makes a time machine and then goes back in time to stop himself from making a time machine then goes back in time again to stop himself from stopping himself from making a time machine and then the time machine stsrts ripping apart the fabric of reality ad everythjngs getting sucked into this huge hole in the fabric of reality and kowalskis just like “yeah the universe is bejng destroyed were all gonna die” and rico picks up the time machine itself and throws it into the rift in time caused by the time macine and that f i x e s the p r o b l e m and kowalskis  like “that,, , ,  shouldnt have worked” and skipper just says “its rico . he makes his own rules”

[halorvic]

[unclefather]