Ad Hoc Reckons

The deep deep thoughts of a 20-something, atheistic, pro-feminist, anti-capitalist, pansexual, Axis I, Appalachian lawyer.

[tanzende-synapsen]

[wtfevolution]

"Hey, evolution, what’s that you’re working on?"

"Wheeee!"

"Is it a spider?"

"Wheeee!"

"Wait, is it… doing cartwheels across the desert?”

"Wheeeeee!"

"What? Why? What’s wrong with just running really fast like all the other spiders?"

"Wheeeeeeee!!"

[rosalarian]

Short shorts and tiny tops are not an invitation for your commentary. The temperature is higher than my patience.

[neekolexo]

“The temperature is higher than my patience.” is my new summer motto.

[best-of-imgur]

Coffee http://best-of-imgur.tumblr.com

[putsammyinabox-deactivated20160]

[freaksandgeeksmoments]

[adhocreckon]

You’re the head on the spear You’re the nail on the cross You’re the fly in my beer You’re the key that got lost You’re the letter from Jesus on the bathroom wall You’re mother superior in only a bra You’re the same kind of bad as me

Tom Waits, "Bad As Me"

[svetlanabelikova]

Make me choose:

→ [@adasbooty asks]Silent Hill 1 or Silent Hill 3

[edd-de-saren-deactivated2021011]

This is the most blatant case of false advertising since my suit against the movie The Neverending Story.

Lionel Hutz (via edd-de-saren)

[amajor7-deactivated20210823]

[gorgeousnessss]

[imgfave]

[nondeterminism-deactivated20191]

[koolaidicecubes-deactivated2020]

Wait what

[kitsunehaku]

Hold on a second what

[mikerugnetta]

Good morning, there is no fear.

[ngjenkins-deactivated20221105]

I keep telling everyone, “walk without rhythm…” But do they listen? No!

[time-kompression]

Okay, Jill.

[row-seven]

[ubegustealuborrow-deactivated20]

Replaying The Cat Lady just adds more pain to the punches because you know what the Queen of Maggots is talking about.

[adhocreckon]

OH GOD THE FEELS

[pugblug-blog-blog]

Confident pug ready to enter the ocean (with a lifejacket)