Booster The Dog

(They/Them) professional unprofessional room decorator, playlist maker, collector of things, et cetera

[adogcalledbooster]

I greet you *whimsically*, citizens of the Internet

please call me Booster. It is not my real name but who cares.

on this blog i post about things i find interesting and i love getting silly asks.

my biggest interests are music (especially boygenius), literature (especially the Osemanverse and pretty much anything sci-fi or fantasy) and World War II, but I also sometimes enjoy watching movies and TV shows (mostly coming of age or fantasy/sci-fi)

Music i like — a small summary: boygenius (they are the best band in the existence of the universe) and the members’ solo stuff, The Smiths, Simon & Garfunkel, My Chemical Romance, Weatherday, Sidney Gish, girl in red, Kent, Wet Leg

Authors I enjoy — a smaller summary: Alice Oseman (my favourite <3), Siri Pettersen, Tove Jansson, Sara Bergmark Elfgren, Neil Gaiman, John Green (or at least some of his books, not the cock monologue, though…)

My favourite films/shows — a summary of not so petite size: Heartstopper, Bee & Puppycat, What We Do In The Shadows, Arcane, The Owl House, The Addams Family (NOT the Netflix series ”Wednesday”, I do not like it), Community, Trolls, The Spiderverse movies, My Little Pony, Juno, anything by Tim Burton or Hayao Miyazaki, Mean Girls, Hilda

i really really like writing stories and making up stories.

I am currently plotting what could potentially be a 300 page vampire novel. I LOVE to reference and talk about it. The characters are like my friends (does that sound sad..?) :3

Additional information:

I am autistic and have ADHD (medically diagnosed with both, if that matters). this blog is basically just me ranting about my special interests.

i am non-binary and use They/Them/Their pronouns :3

probably ace, on the aro spectrum as well (one could call me an AAA battery — Autistic, Asexual, Aromantic)

I am Swedish and like to compare Swedish culture with other countries. Learning about other cultures is interesting.

I will usually separate together-written words, such as wouldn’t -> would not / I’m -> I am, because I am a pretentious little guy, just so you are aware.

even though i literally call myself a dog on this blog, i am more of a cat person in real life. i have three cats, all of whom i love until death do us apart <3

I am a minor (and a sensitive little puppy) so CREEPS GENTLY BACK OFF!

[was-funny-before]

I wanna know what's y'all's favorite songs! :3 (taggame?)

1: they'll post it online - overnight

2: shotgun - overnight

3: mirrors demo - overnight

4: nope your to late I'm already dead - WiFiskeleton

5: HANSEL - Soddiken

6: I've had enough of you - billie bust up

@battersweet @eeveestarstudios-blog @puddiesblog @razedxd @moonlitvomit @a-little-ray-of-fantasy @kingludoavarius @ anyone else

[moonlitvomit]

wowowowow new personnnn

1.all you do is drugs- inuday

2. zittie e buoni- manskin

3.brown eyes- re6ce

4. brooklynbloodpop

5.girl in hell- h3nce

6. in later life- h3nce

7. digital silence

@lunarlee101 @constantlymusing @mod-san @whimsyy-yurisworld @popcorn077 @jojothedinooo @radio-silence-fan @toulousesparkle @neversaymayday @i-hate-everything101 @im-the-dead-girl-in-the-pool @ieatmacbooks @miserable-angels @miacosmicx +open tagsss

[jojothedinooo]

yayyy thanks for tagginggg

1.the seed - aurora

2. chihiro - billie eilish

3. sacrilege - yeah yeah yeahs

4. I can do what I want - mei semones

5. alien blues - vundabar

6. girl with one eye - florence + the machine

@adogcalledbooster + anyone who wants to ⭐️

@moonlitvomit u tagged everybody else I know and won’t annoy🥲

no it’s ok haha

[adogcalledbooster]

oki oki oki!!

i am going to do 5 of them, because otherwise i will not be able to stop!

The Boxer by Simon & Garfunkel

some song by boygenius (can not just pick one!!)

This Charming man by The Smiths

Maybe… Simulation Swarm by Big Theif

Savior Complex by Phoebe Bridgers

yeah, that will do…

@radio-silence-fan @lexxiesthoughts8 @tree3friend @sharksandwaffles and anyone else!

[heartstoppercomic]

Chapter 8 - 42

scared

Read Heartstopper Online

More info/buy the books: https://aliceoseman.com/

Heartstopper updates three times a month, on the 1st, 11th, and 21st at 11am UK time.

A note from Alice

Hello everyone :) I just wanted to say that there will not (barring any emergencies) be any more hiatuses or breaks in Heartstopper's updates until the comic has completed, which will happen in a few months time. Thank you so much for being here for this final part of the journey with me!!

[adogcalledbooster]

A late Hapoy new year

hapoy new year to every freaky little tumblrina in my vicinity.

I will soon be returning to my deep, dark, now completely snow-covered, hole (it is hard to crawl out of this thing). but I thought it would be a good idea to just hope everyone has a good 2026

:3

[edgebug]

a speculative analysis of mupproduction (muppet reproduction), with sources

The method by which muppets procreate is not well-known to most. There are a few individuals with firsthand knowledge of muppet sexual behavior, and I will be relying on these primary sources (namely the blog of @the-muppet-joker) for this essay.

However, many of these reports are directly contradictory. To isolate the truth, or approximate it, we must first identify the facts.

Fact 1: Muppets are capable of pregnancy, and can procreate with other species.

It has been repeated over and over that muppets are capable of pregnancy.

It is an inviolable fact that muppets are capable of pregnancy.

Fact Two: Muppets have one sexual opening.

Waste is NOT excreted through the Muppet Hole, and under normal circumstances, there is no digestion. The Muppet Hole is mostly for sexual and reproductive purposes, with occasional intake of nutrients as a secondary purpose.

Fact Three: Eggs are involved.

Self explanatory.

Now, into the realm of speculation.

1) How does an egg-laying species successfully conceive a pregnancy with a mammalian species?

Here is where I drop a hypothesis that may change the face of muppology forever.

I assert that muppets are monotremes (egg-laying mammals).

Think about it: it lines up with what we know. Both muppets and monotremes have:

A single opening for digestion, impregnation, and birth (a cloaca)

Lower base body temperature (muppets are made of felt)

Variations in anatomical structure between subspecies

And of course, most importantly, muppets and monotremes both lay eggs as opposed to bearing live young.

This is of course not conclusive, and more research is desperately needed.

Counterargument: Muppets menstruate. Monotremes do not.

Evidence:

Rebuttal: Muppstruating is a slang term. Muppets do not traditionally menstruate.

Evidence:

Like cats, rabbits, and ferrets, muppets are induced ovulators--rather than a monthly cycle, ovulation is based on state of mind or sexual opportunity rather than rote biological timing.

In conclusion, it is very plausible that muppets are mammals of the order monotremata. Despite contradictory evidence regarding menstruation, it is clear that, since muppets lay eggs and do not give live birt

wait

fuck. god. okay. nevermind. whatever. fuck. post canceled. i give up

[i-dream-of-sheep]

Never thought I'd see the day, but this non posting streak is breaking me

[the-muppet-joker]

Worry Not, Young One

[the-muppet-joker]

The Truth

Haven't posted in a while. A lot has happened since my last post so I'll just get into it.

Basically, as some of you may have surmised, my relationship with Kermit the Frog had turned pretty toxic. I believe the old character I once played, good ol' croaker, had revived itself within the Muppet as a form a divine punishment from God for what I had created, and franky, I deserve it. There's a lot of old posts out there of mine that make me shudder in horror. I cannot even look at a clown without thinking "The Joker," and then gnashing my teeth in regret. The colors green and purple throw me into despair.

Anywho, it all reached a head when Kermit tried to take my life at the Dangerous Chemicals Factory (where I work). He took my company-mandated non-slip shoes and tried to make me fall into a big vat of Joker Chemicals, after which point he would possess my corpse and take over my life. For those of you who don't know, this is the fate of all who create tumblr fake stories. They come to life, kill the person who created them, and take over their dead body. Why do you think we haven't heard from the Weed Smoking Girlfriends guy? Baka. He IS the Weed Smoking Girlfriends now. They puppeteer his corpse, probably with all three hands deep in the muppet hole of his mind (we all have one). I can only hope he managed to have bangin sex with them before they killed him, as I was able to have bangin sex with Kermit while he was inhabited by the Croaker Persona. God the sex was amazing. And Let's Just Say His Cock Was Huge

But I'm getting sidetracked. I signaled for Batman (my ex wife) just moments before his attack. I did not realize this at the time, but she had been tailing me, concerned for my safety, so she arrived the moment she saw the signal. She picked me up and threw me a safe distance away, entering a vicious brawl with Kermit. She ripped off Kermit's arm and bit off one of his eyes, but it was no use. He began to mupp her to death right before my eyes. I looked around frantically for anything I could use as a weapon, even just something I could throw at him.

And then, I felt something slip out of my ass.

I had put it there before, for safekeeping:

The

Jrap

On

(Joker Strap On).

Grabbing my weapon, I quickly jumped on a nearby skateboard (also produced by the Dangerous Chemicals Factory), and began to race towards my former lovers, taking the shorter but more dangerous route over a tank full of Deadly Sharks (another byproduct of the Dangerous Chemicals Factory).

My heart raced.

My skateboard raced even faster.

Somewhere, within my mind, I felt my inner Joker chuckling darkly.

Completely jumping the shark, I leapt at Kermit, and roaring like a lion, I stabbed a fatal blow deep within his Muppet Hole using only my sheer will and my trusty weapon, the

[adogcalledbooster]

tjis would be my favourite movie

[the-muppet-joker]

The Truth

Haven't posted in a while. A lot has happened since my last post so I'll just get into it.

Basically, as some of you may have surmised, my relationship with Kermit the Frog had turned pretty toxic. I believe the old character I once played, good ol' croaker, had revived itself within the Muppet as a form a divine punishment from God for what I had created, and franky, I deserve it. There's a lot of old posts out there of mine that make me shudder in horror. I cannot even look at a clown without thinking "The Joker," and then gnashing my teeth in regret. The colors green and purple throw me into despair.

Anywho, it all reached a head when Kermit tried to take my life at the Dangerous Chemicals Factory (where I work). He took my company-mandated non-slip shoes and tried to make me fall into a big vat of Joker Chemicals, after which point he would possess my corpse and take over my life. For those of you who don't know, this is the fate of all who create tumblr fake stories. They come to life, kill the person who created them, and take over their dead body. Why do you think we haven't heard from the Weed Smoking Girlfriends guy? Baka. He IS the Weed Smoking Girlfriends now. They puppeteer his corpse, probably with all three hands deep in the muppet hole of his mind (we all have one). I can only hope he managed to have bangin sex with them before they killed him, as I was able to have bangin sex with Kermit while he was inhabited by the Croaker Persona. God the sex was amazing. And Let's Just Say His Cock Was Huge

But I'm getting sidetracked. I signaled for Batman (my ex wife) just moments before his attack. I did not realize this at the time, but she had been tailing me, concerned for my safety, so she arrived the moment she saw the signal. She picked me up and threw me a safe distance away, entering a vicious brawl with Kermit. She ripped off Kermit's arm and bit off one of his eyes, but it was no use. He began to mupp her to death right before my eyes. I looked around frantically for anything I could use as a weapon, even just something I could throw at him.

And then, I felt something slip out of my ass.

I had put it there before, for safekeeping:

The

Jrap

On

(Joker Strap On).

Grabbing my weapon, I quickly jumped on a nearby skateboard (also produced by the Dangerous Chemicals Factory), and began to race towards my former lovers, taking the shorter but more dangerous route over a tank full of Deadly Sharks (another byproduct of the Dangerous Chemicals Factory).

My heart raced.

My skateboard raced even faster.

Somewhere, within my mind, I felt my inner Joker chuckling darkly.

Completely jumping the shark, I leapt at Kermit, and roaring like a lion, I stabbed a fatal blow deep within his Muppet Hole using only my sheer will and my trusty weapon, the

[the-muppet-joker]

Working at the Dangerous Chemicals Factory! Today we are putting chemicals in a deadly shark and giving it the ability to do sick and epic skateboard tricks! Very important to our shareholders. Then we are releasing the shark into the lake the children swim in

[brightbeautifulthings]

"I hate the phone. It's the worst invention in the history of the world because, if you don't talk, nothing happens. You can't get by with simply listening and nodding your head in all the right places. You have to talk. You have no option. It takes away my freedom of non-speech."

— Alice Oseman, Solitaire

[itsfunnybcuzitstrue]

ALED AND TORI OFFICIALLY INTERACTING MY DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE MERRY XMAS GUYS

[prindew]

[pessimist-and-insomniac]

Brother-in-law?

Sprolden marriage confirmed?

[adogcalledbooster]

merry Christmas

to those who celebrate, and happy winter to everyone else! we celebrate on December 24th in Sweden, so I am hopping in here on Tumblr and wishing everyone in other parts of the world an “early” Christmas now, before escaping back into my little sunless hole.

today I will, in holy moly baby holiday spirit, be rereading “This Winter”, accordingly to ancient holiday traditions!

[listersdrumstick]

i feel like girl in red would be such a fire opener for the ark like … cussing out your crush cos they ain’t into you is the exact type shit the ark fans (and lister probably) would vibe with bsfr

[lover-over-the-moon]

No clue what to do for a background but I love Tori spring so.. posting anyways 🙂‍↕️

[ilianazzzblog-x]

This drawing of IWBFT will forever hurt me💔 (i'm sorry idk who drew this pls can you tag them if you know who it is?)