allister ⭐️

lister bird enthusiast. yes allister is my real name

[listersdrumstick]

i feel like girl in red would be such a fire opener for the ark like … cussing out your crush cos they ain’t into you is the exact type shit the ark fans (and lister probably) would vibe with bsfr

[grace-ful-13]

Lister Bird seems like the human embodiment of 24K Magic by Bruno Mars

[listersdrumstick]

does anyone remember the demiromantic lister headcanon or am i tripping

[listersdrumstick]

emergency contact by pierce the veil is the listerjimmy anthem i dont care

[grace-ful-13]

Conan Gray has done it again. He's impersonating British boyband The Ark

This Song is 10000% pining Lister sorry not sorry

[dr-drea]

I bet Alice Oseman thought to herself "What if the comic relief is actually the most tragic character?" and then created Lister Bird

[listersdrumstick]

nightly reminder lister has a rat tattoo ok goodnight five tumblr moots

[runawaysfromthepride]

the ark ( original post by @mairon-goth-minion )

Rowan the cuntiest ever

[lonelyflowerpot]

IT’S ALIVE! THE FANDOM IS ALIVE!

[catboylister]

the ark being on im a celeb (or any reality show) could break the way the fans view them because its edited to emphasise the drama. so all their dysfunction is on show. like people are expecting some silly ark moments but its just the three of them arguing with each other. but the moment someone else starts an argument with one of them the other two start ganging up against them. they are absolutely getting voted off half way through

[grace-ful-13]

was thinking about When Did You Get Hot from jimmy's perspective & thought to myself "man does this even apply? lister has always been seen as the hot one to the point where even jimmy in the first chapter is like 'yeah yeah lister is so classically james dean handsome and just-rolled-out-of-bed sexy, WE GET IT,' what could possibly be his When Did You Get Hot moment," and then I remembered that that is literally the EXACT plot of that one calvin klein photoshoot oneshot alice wrote in like 2019 lmfao. it's not about lister suddenly being more attractive it's about jimmy suddenly realizing on a random tuesday that he needs him BADDD

Ironically I was JUST listening to this song

When Did You Get Hot is Jimmy's Calvin Klein Lister-sexual wait-a-minute awakening. Lister has always been hot but Jimmy doesn't realize that HE finds Lister hot until like you said ba BAM! And ofc he has to get a little sultry with it in a song

[grace-ful-13]

Lister Bird seems like the human embodiment of 24K Magic by Bruno Mars

[de-activated-offical]

I used to be a serial "()" user, and I switched to "—" just in time for the rise of AI. The world is against me.

[listersdrumstick]

iwbft fandom isn’t dead i was js on the wrong socials ???? well i guess i have to reread it now…

[mulletlister]

hello iwbfters have we listened to 5sos' new album yet. also has alice listened to it yet. something very iwbft2 in the air with everyone's a star... AND phan4real... idk... anyways many signs pointing towards the fact that it's time for a reread.

[plague-carrier]

"I asked chatgpt" "I asked grok" Well, I asked Tori Sping and she told me "it's funny because it's true" and now I have clinical depression.

[michael-clifford-eclipse]

honestly you don’t go to parties might be one of the best songs that 5sos has ever released. forever my favorite 5sos5 song