(sometime, after the Banquet, in a tavern in Sochi)
Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Victor!
Looking so down in the dumps.
Every skater wants to be you, Victor.
No one else can do your jumps.
Thereās no man on the rink as admired as you.
Youāre everyoneās fave Russian guy.
Everyoneās awed and inspired by you.
And itās not very hard to see why!
No oneās slick as Victor
No one oneās quick as Victor
No one aces a quadruple flip like Victor!
For thereās no man in Russia as flawless, shining as bright as the sun!
You can ask Georgi, Mila or Yakov -
and theyāll tell you whose victory theyāre betting on!
No oneās skilled like Victor
No oneās willed like Victor
No oneās programs are instant judge kills like Victorās!
As an ice skater, yes, Iām quite fascinating!
My, what a guy, that Victor!
No one smiles like Victor
no oneās di- āØdog is quite this large in size as Victorās!
For thereās no other student as stubborn!
Thatās right, Iām one determined guy!
Heās strong-minded , I do beg your pardon!
And if you want the last word, then please feel free to try !
No oneās rare like Victor
Struts round bare like Victor
No one else can wear long fashionable hair like Victor!
Iām especially good at this flower braiding !
When I was a teen, I could not hold a drink, and the vodka all just went to waste.
Now that Iām older I hold 15 drinks -and Iāll just add juice if I donāt like the taste!
My what a guy , that Victor!
No one rules as the stadiumās king like Victor!
I use ninjas in all of my decorating!
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