The Gentleman

I'm like Alexander the Great - except my name is NOT Alexander and I am far greater. [XOD RP OC Roleplay Blog]

[askeverettgray]

my obsession with avocado toast is becoming unhealthy

[adonisreborn]

[howdoesthisworkexactly]

…. haven’t you allegedly come back from this holiday like twice?

[adonisreborn]

I went on holiday again, my fellow bluette. Family duty calls, or whatever the Americans say, aha.

[howdoesthisworkexactly]

since you’re currently a junior and going into your senior year,,, id say approximately 450 days until you graduate

[adonisreborn]

That doooooes make sense but one really does have to wonder. We started our new school year in september yet we have all been interacting even before the start of this school year. The club of unsociables have been around for how long?

I must be siiiimply overthinking things, no matter! Though that would definitely be an investigation I'd be interested in reading about!

[adonisreborn]

[howdoesthisworkexactly]

…. haven’t you allegedly come back from this holiday like twice?

[adonisreborn]

I went on holiday again, my fellow bluette. Family duty calls, or whatever the Americans say, aha.

[adonisreborn]

[adonisreborn]

Oh good LORD, no one told me Barcelona was so swell this time of the year! My father truly does have taste - it was almost worth missing a whole month of school!

Alas, I cannot waaaaait to be back, aha. I might even have souvenirs! :=^)

[adonisreborn]

There is a NEW outdoors store! Camping supplies - forget those! I am quiteeee curious to see their selection of bug spray, aha.

[adonisreborn]

Can this gnome be consistent, aha

[adonisreborn]

I do not like her. She reeks of devious intentions and ulterior motives.

[quartzspecs]

youre this verses calix right?

[adonisreborn]

You truly are an imposter! What heavens did you do to your hair?!

[quartzspecs]

? i combed it?

[adonisreborn]

Your hair is down and it is disturbing. It is as if a skinwalker has come and taken over her place. Normally I'd pop a bottle in celebration but you are arguably worse!! BEGONE!! OR I SHALL SALT UPON YOU!!

[adonisreborn]

I do not like her. She reeks of devious intentions and ulterior motives.

[quartzspecs]

youre this verses calix right?

[adonisreborn]

You truly are an imposter! What heavens did you do to your hair?!

[adonisreborn]

I do not like her. She reeks of devious intentions and ulterior motives.

[adonisreborn]

good afternoon, mr. fox. i hope my message finds you well

this is cai huhyn from the school newspaper. i have noticed some recent unfortunate events have befallen you from members of the so-called “jerk squad”, my condolences. however, that is not why i am reaching out to you today.

this is regarding the mysterious and elusive gnome that continues to terrorize our school. it appears to target those in heightened emotional states, so it may be a good idea to quarantine until you are feeling better.

all the best and good luck

cai huhyn, discourse daily

I see, aha. Thank you sooooo much for letting me know, Cai. However, I will be alright! Life goes on and how could I, the great Calix, continue to be raffled by worldly trials?

[edithsharp]

@probably-an-extraterrestrial

plan c is a go. make it snappy

[adonisreborn]

You had a part in this.

[adonisreborn]

Just because you think the world is out to get you doesn't mean the rest of us have the time to play along with your victim fantasy. Go lash out and take your anger out on your ambiguous relationships, or your 'friends' who you're convinced want something from you.

You say I disappoint you with my lack of self-respect but it's clear there's lots of self projection here. Kettle calling the pot black.

[edithsharp]

@probably-an-extraterrestrial

plan c is a go. make it snappy

[adonisreborn]

You had a part in this.

[adonisreborn]

calix, honey… you know how fond i am of you but this is a little embarrassing. this is the equivalent of smearing bacon grease on yourself and letting a dog lick it up. it’s too easy, you should at least try to enjoy a little bit of a challenge and not just run into the arms of a cute girl because she thinks you’re the greatest thing since sliced bread. sweetheart, it’s beneath you.

call me when you become cool again -sharpers

Helloooo Edith. I'm not sure what you're implying, aha! I'm simply making more friends! Calix is going universal, or one could say intergalatic? Calix Galaxy? I do like the sound of that. And my my my! How ludicrous, to let a DOG lick me? Such behavious is scandalous!

And I would call you however I don't give out my number. It's quite the exclusive thing, you see.

[edithsharp]

sighhhh

oh sweetheart…. you’re so transparent

i guess we’ll be doing this the hard way

[adonisreborn]

Oh? ,':^)

[edithsharp]

): you know this really hurt my feelings! i thought we were closer than that…

luckily, having your ex girlfriends tongue down my throat made me feel soooo much better <3

[adonisreborn]

If you are trying to disgust me, I'm impressed to say you did! I don't have any interest in what that universe of Jasper(She has a name, aha.) is doing. I know pregnancy is NOT on the table, but protection is still important!!

Also we are veeeeery good friends, Sharp but my number is exclusive, aha. A good step in raising your tier would be to perhaps not keep me updated in your romantic life :=^>

[probably-an-extraterrestrial]

man all this to say ur haven’t checked ur room huh

[adonisreborn]

You broke into my dorm and took my personal belongings. I don't recall ever interacting with you.

[probably-an-extraterrestrial]

nice to meet you baby cakes!! -3-

[adonisreborn]

Genuinely, I have no clue why you would do this, but stealing is a crime. You're lucky the monetary value of what you stole isn't enough for the cops to warrant an arrest.

[probably-an-extraterrestrial]

>:3c ur gonna need to be more specific,,,, i dont remember everything i stole lololol

[adonisreborn]

Is this is your attempt at grasping for any last straws of attention? Was Edith lying to you not enough anymore or you have a taste for it after you abandonned poor Finn?

You can keep whatever you took, just stay far away from me. I don't want to catch anything.

[adonisreborn]

calix, honey… you know how fond i am of you but this is a little embarrassing. this is the equivalent of smearing bacon grease on yourself and letting a dog lick it up. it’s too easy, you should at least try to enjoy a little bit of a challenge and not just run into the arms of a cute girl because she thinks you’re the greatest thing since sliced bread. sweetheart, it’s beneath you.

call me when you become cool again -sharpers

Helloooo Edith. I'm not sure what you're implying, aha! I'm simply making more friends! Calix is going universal, or one could say intergalatic? Calix Galaxy? I do like the sound of that. And my my my! How ludicrous, to let a DOG lick me? Such behavious is scandalous!

And I would call you however I don't give out my number. It's quite the exclusive thing, you see.

[edithsharp]

sighhhh

oh sweetheart…. you’re so transparent

i guess we’ll be doing this the hard way

[adonisreborn]

Oh? ,':^)

[edithsharp]

): you know this really hurt my feelings! i thought we were closer than that…

luckily, having your ex girlfriends tongue down my throat made me feel soooo much better <3

[adonisreborn]

If you are trying to disgust me, I'm impressed to say you did! I don't have any interest in what that universe of Jasper(She has a name, aha.) is doing. I know pregnancy is NOT on the table, but protection is still important!!

Also we are veeeeery good friends, Sharp but my number is exclusive, aha. A good step in raising your tier would be to perhaps not keep me updated in your romantic life :=^>

[probably-an-extraterrestrial]

man all this to say ur haven’t checked ur room huh

[adonisreborn]

You broke into my dorm and took my personal belongings. I don't recall ever interacting with you.

[probably-an-extraterrestrial]

nice to meet you baby cakes!! -3-

[adonisreborn]

Genuinely, I have no clue why you would do this, but stealing is a crime. You're lucky the monetary value of what you stole isn't enough for the cops to warrant an arrest.

[adonisreborn]

calix, honey… you know how fond i am of you but this is a little embarrassing. this is the equivalent of smearing bacon grease on yourself and letting a dog lick it up. it’s too easy, you should at least try to enjoy a little bit of a challenge and not just run into the arms of a cute girl because she thinks you’re the greatest thing since sliced bread. sweetheart, it’s beneath you.

call me when you become cool again -sharpers

Helloooo Edith. I'm not sure what you're implying, aha! I'm simply making more friends! Calix is going universal, or one could say intergalatic? Calix Galaxy? I do like the sound of that. And my my my! How ludicrous, to let a DOG lick me? Such behavious is scandalous!

And I would call you however I don't give out my number. It's quite the exclusive thing, you see.

[edithsharp]

sighhhh

oh sweetheart…. you’re so transparent

i guess we’ll be doing this the hard way

[adonisreborn]

Oh? ,':^)

[edithsharp]

): you know this really hurt my feelings! i thought we were closer than that…

luckily, having your ex girlfriends tongue down my throat made me feel soooo much better <3

[adonisreborn]

If you are trying to disgust me, I'm impressed to say you did! I don't have any interest in what that universe of Jasper(She has a name, aha.) is doing. I know pregnancy is NOT on the table, but protection is still important!!

Also we are veeeeery good friends, Sharp but my number is exclusive, aha. A good step in raising your tier would be to perhaps not keep me updated in your romantic life :=^>

[probably-an-extraterrestrial]

man all this to say ur haven’t checked ur room huh

[adonisreborn]

You broke into my dorm and took my personal belongings. I don't recall ever interacting with you.

[adonisreborn]

What.