Cai Huhyn Reporting @howdoesthisworkexactly - Tumblr Blog

i hate having crushes..

#plus my current potential beau #takes hints about as well as my dad takes instructions for building furniture #that is to say #that even if i write it down and sit next to him to walk him through it the entire time #he still won’t get it #although to be fair #my crush definitely knows #txt #this is why my middle school brothers want to beat him up #fortunately #he has the height advantage on them for now #plus they are incapable of working together so

adonisreborn

howdoesthisworkexactly

…. haven’t you allegedly come back from this holiday like twice?

adonisreborn

I went on holiday again, my fellow bluette. Family duty calls, or whatever the Americans say, aha.

howdoesthisworkexactly

since you’re currently a junior and going into your senior year,,, id say approximately 450 days until you graduate

#two holidays???#do your parents not care for your education?!#appalling #reblog #calix fox

adonisreborn

howdoesthisworkexactly

…. haven’t you allegedly come back from this holiday like twice?

#do you even attend this school?#or are you renting a room here while you jetset #reblog #calix fox

howdoesthisworkexactly

it would be a shame to lose someone who doesn’t have the moral backbone of a three day old chocolate eclair, yes. what a pity you have no one rational who can say the same for you

liarlixr

Do you need any help looking for more original comebacks, Cai? You've used that one before :O

howdoesthisworkexactly

you’re clearly a little lost without someone willing to let you cheat off of their english homework, so let me break it down for you:

i have made statements about both your lack of morality and i have made them about your inability to connect with others. sometimes i will even use these together.

however, there is an evolution of language here. they are not the same because they are fundamentally different in terms of both sentence structure and specific content.

i do not reference the exact same thing beyond broadly, what i believe to be an accurate measure of your character. ie your inability to form deep, meaningful connections and your lack of moral compass.

the fun part of language is i can say more and more on the subject without being confined to the statement at its base: i believe you have a profound lack of morality and sense of identity, and are thus, incapable of forming anything but shallow connections.

#let me know if there’s any other work you need help with #i fear what your grades will turn into with ms sterling there #to pick up your slack #reblog #shiloh fields

howdoesthisworkexactly

everyday i pray that you are sent in a black hole so i wont be subjected to the drivel that comes out of your mouth and everyday im disappointed

liarlixr

You're so funny Cai :3 you should consider taking up comedy on top of your other hobbies

I guess you'll have to settle for the gnome stopping by who knows when. You sure do seem to have fun whenever Leon's around for that temporary bit of time. I bet it'd be so sad if last time was the last time and you just never saw him again :C

howdoesthisworkexactly

it would be a shame to lose someone who doesn’t have the moral backbone of a three day old chocolate eclair, yes. what a pity you have no one rational who can say the same for you

#i’m surprised our #tabloid fellow newspaper #hasn’t picked up a story of you being platonically dumped #in front of this school’s equivalent of the jumbotron #reblog #shiloh fields

liarlixr

Anonymous asked:

WHY DID YOU DELETE QUEEN FINN 🤬🤬🤬🤬

Huh??? D:

I don’t think I did anything, maybe she might’ve did that on her own?

howdoesthisworkexactly

it is quite intriguing that she met with you and felt compelled to delete her account though. perhaps you simply bring out the worst in others

liarlixr

That's so mean Cai... I was just trying to help her after she felt bad about stuff :(

howdoesthisworkexactly

everyday i pray that you are sent in a black hole so i wont be subjected to the drivel that comes out of your mouth and everyday im disappointed

#i suppose saying that you single-handedly caused a woman to delete her blog #is a bit of a stretch #that would be giving you far too much credit #reblog #shiloh fields

liarlixr

Anonymous asked:

WHY DID YOU DELETE QUEEN FINN 🤬🤬🤬🤬

Huh??? D:

I don’t think I did anything, maybe she might’ve did that on her own?

howdoesthisworkexactly

it is quite intriguing that she met with you and felt compelled to delete her account though. perhaps you simply bring out the worst in others

#or you have been given the power of support #though i think you would brag about that if you had it #something so inconsequential and petty would be right up your alley #reblog #shiloh fields

sighhh

#no one would last fifteen seconds on a deserted island #i’ll go clean them up #vague #txt

howdoesthisworkexactly

liarlixr

howdoesthisworkexactly

aside from being a manifestation of the whore of babylon you mean?

#the way you carry on is disgusting #you have no self respect #or opinions of your own #you couldn’t connect to someone #if you had a usb port #reblog #shiloh fields

liarlixr

I'd really hate to be a bother! But can anyone fill me in on what exactly happened while I was gone...? ^^;

howdoesthisworkexactly

#reblog #every time you return #and leon leaves #i wish that someone detained you #more and more #shiloh fields

howdoesthisworkexactly

i will not burn down the school because i am surrounded by lunatics.

i will not burn down the school because i am surrounded by lunatics

liarlixr

fuckin you and me both.......

howdoesthisworkexactly

i’d like you to go home eventually,,, i just am afraid that you will instead be sent to wherever mr suzuki went

#i have yours too #although i think that goes without saying #reblog #leon fields

i will not burn down the school because i am surrounded by lunatics.

i will not burn down the school because i am surrounded by lunatics

#leon is the only thread of my sanity that remains #please gnome #if you are listening to prayers now #do not replace him with a worse version of #the diseased rodent that he replaced #txt

liarlixr

ok so what im getting is that other universe is actually nothing like this one at all. gotcha.

edithsharp

ehhh

don’t worry your pretty little head over it.

howdoesthisworkexactly

i have long felt that you were the shit smeared on humanity’s shoe, but every day you take it to new heights

#you do understand what just happened don’t you?#your FRIEND #was just transported to the universe #of a suspicious individual #with dubious intentions #reblog #edith sharp

…..

#what kind of fucking idiot #sacrifices himself #not for anything important #or noble #but exclusively to go do #whatever it is #with the version of jasper #that currently has me standing in an alleyway #trying to purchase horse tranquilizer #jesus christ #i’m going to bed #txt

sterlingguranteed

@quartzspecs Hello, I am moving the conversation over here. Jasper, what have you gotten us involved with now?

quartzspecs

i didnt do aaaaanything 🥺! didnt you get chased by a gnome too?

sterlingguranteed

I did. It offered me a drink but I thought it was ridiculous. When I rejected, it simply threw it at me.

quartzspecs

and u didnt dodge? 😬 kinda cringecore tbh

sterlingguranteed

I have very slow reflexes.

quartzspecs

we'll work on that! together <3

sterlingguranteed

Yes. We will :)

sterlingguranteed

Hello, hold on. What are you going to do here? Are you going to contact them?

quartzspecs

nooo i dont want to involve her in that maaaaybe take this as a break? you deserve one for all the help youve been <3

howdoesthisworkexactly

…. why do i get the sense you are doing something suspicious?

quartzspecs

?? bobby just thinks this is another prank im doing and does this mean i gotta do my own seperate gnomehunt then? :(

howdoesthisworkexactly

i think you ARENT trying to do your own gnome hunt, which is the problem

quartzspecs

the issue is i am? i just wanna go home and if this gnome is the cause of why im here (and bobby too now??) then well go find it with or without other universe people o7

howdoesthisworkexactly