~Machina

26/Bi ~ We have no time for shame in this house

[adoptedbythekangaroos]

[deactivated-blog]

My Chemical Romance recording I Brought You My Bullets, You Brought Me Your Love X

[throwbackblr]

[ruinedchildhood]

[afabtwink]

Every time this goes around I forget what it’s gonna say and every time I lose it

[bob-belcher]

me @ life

[peblezq]

I made these hilarious set of photos into a gif to emphasize how fucking funny this is

[robertpattisons]

[sakura-haruka]

[jilylicious]

“[…] and I’m always upfront about who I am cause I live my life, this is me. If you don’t like it mother had you, mother love you, motherfuck you. That’s it.”

— Flame Monroe // They Ready

[goawfma]

PLS UNMUTE I’M MF DECEASED ASJAKJSASHSHASKJ

[assyrianjalebi]

[wesandresons]

[lastdjnosaurs]

tell me this isn’t the cutest thing I’ve ever seen

[peachyfrostslave]

I just… That’s the Egyptian Prince from Night At The Museum and Jasper from Twilight and its a little gay and I just ugh I love it

[traingay4460]

Too adorable! XD

[awed-frog]

Do I need to say something?

Nah.

[whitebeltwriter]

he knew he knew exactly what he was doing

[violet-nomad-deactivated2018120]

SLOW CLAP

[pipermashea]

I had to reblog it twice

[heavydirtyghoul-inactive-deacti]

sORRY BUT THIS IS AMAZING

[isnerdy-deactivated20190101]

It’s from The New Yorker. It’s satire.

[alexander]

What moms are like when guests are about to be coming over…

[collisionofdcandmarvel]

Bad ass. Smart ass. Great ass.

[dimoism]

Getting my dab game up like this nigga

[brownngyal]

this is so next level omg

[atribecalledj]

@eebro

[marsblackmon101]

This is so dabulous

[mickeygifsmain]

literally…..a masterpiece 

[poonany]

My shit

[ishipitlikeups]

They turned what is arguably the worst song of all time into something amazing

[land-of-departure]

did this person just say hollaback girl is “arguably the worst song of all time”??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????