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✷ 19 any pronouns

[parasitoidism]

I like to listen to lcd soundsystem and pretend I’m 38

[ticklefighthockey]

the real fantasy of heated rivalry isn’t that the hot cocky sex god will fall in love with the uptight socially awkward virgin… the real fantasy is that you can be sooooooo fucking annoying & avoidant & allergic to intimacy and someone who is securely attached will nevertheless doggedly pursue you, make you feel your feelings, and then marry you

[judithdeuteros]

absolutely fucking raw

[molabuddy]

3 hours of sleep = i hate people who laugh

0 ours of sleep = waouw 🌼🌼🌼🌼🐎

[encryptidarchivist]

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

[zamczysko]

WRONG! searching "dracula" on letterboxd alone gives almost 600 results! and that's just movies! thousands of draculas are upon us

[kozlarz]

cmon they just started… give it some time

[encryptidarchivist]

thank you.

two

[onemilliondraculas]

Keep going

[ewaneneollav]

music & a bite to eat is life

[ewaneneollav]

playing my game

[that-one-idiot-11]

whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls

[omegaversereloaded]

does anyone have the "you should give him some pussy" tweet please

[omegaversereloaded]

[pukicho]

I’m literally in my beast form going to bed

[pukicho]

[pukicho]

Stop calling the crumbs shit. None of you realize how hard it is to photoshop crumbs falling mid-air via a birds-eye perspective. They don't just have 'mid-air granola crumbs' on google, no one has ever thought of photographing that before. I had to color a bunch of boulders brown. I had to find images of various boulders and color them brown, whnich yeah, when I say it out loud, does make it sound like a funny euphemism for shit, but it's really more of a light brown color and it took a lot of time and effort, so stop.

[akashicrecord]

starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club

[overturned-toybox-of-thoughts]

Why the fuck are you suggesting putting CHILDREN in a club?

[akashicrecord]

So they can sip grey goose, maybe have a cig, and feel the rhythm? Are you the fun police?

[scholarhect]

pyrrha: everyone get unemployed. i will provide for us.

corona: I love how safe everyone feels about being entirely dependent on a potentially psychopathic benefactor 😬

pyrrha: im nice……

cam: She’s literally nice

[briargeese]

Rocks, waves, summer, Lake Michigan.

[colaskyefree-blog-blog]

[gondorrevealparty]

baseball interviewers will ask "how do you throw the ball so good" and Mariners players will casually drop that they have a headmate who plays the game for them

[jadeharleyinc]

all my alters become walters when i pitch the baseball of success

[punkitt-is-here]

[vividciggy]

TLT as tumblr text posts (pt. 2)

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

too perverted for the normies not perverted enough for the real perverts how am i supposed to make it in this crazy world

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

the moderate/neutral pervert

[hettyqw]

0 days without thinking of adam parrish, army of one.