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I like to listen to lcd soundsystem and pretend I’m 38

Thinking really hard about Ianthe. She convinced her one-sided lesbian situationship to give her a new arm after she got dismembered by a saint. She and her twin sister love to dip their toes into incest sometimes but not in ways you’d expect. She also uses her magic to make herself look sickly so her sister can breast boobily. She and Jesus might be fucking but neither of them probably enjoys it. She voluntarily wore a maid dress in a game show inside her own mind. I hate her. She’s awesome. What is wrong with her.

faildyke

Oh yeah and there’s also the cannibalism. I guess.

darwinsleastfavourite

She’s the character ever. She routinely dresses for and inserts herself into scenes as the sex appeal, knowing she looks like a drowned albino rat. She’s smart enough to know going mad with power has consequences and she’s okay with it because she’s also smarter than most of the consequences. She’s canonically cannibalized people and it’s the least interesting thing about her. She’s even gay.

#tlt #yanthe......yyyyuckkk

beargirl2

#fourth house

charlottan

lets make jokes that dont make sense and are bad

#every day

toastyglow

"it's inscrutable" maybe to you it is. I scrute it all the time

i-give-you-a-fish

You get a Milkfish

Chanos chanos

fish-identifier

i scrute the milkfish

lakemojave

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

iamoutofideas

no 🛩️

transmechanicus

anotha one🛩️

avantgarden-er

The knife? Baby it’s edgy and Dull

thecryptkeeper

i love women

#allison reynolds

precious-link

come over and form a strange connection wth me

#andrew minyard

dogpuppy

grynwood

It's their day 🌷

#tlt #just finished rereading gtn so this is kind of like being lifted into the air by my nuts by an aerial drone and spun in circles #and then released over a large body of still water where i land face first all limbs tense and every single bone in my body turns to dust #this also happened to my good friend palamedes sextus. in a way

roconize

Today I woke up at 2 AM. Instead of falling back asleep my brain decided to conjure up these images which haunted my mind palace until properly expelled