Only a Person

Dinosaur conservationist.

[risk-repeater]

this job market is a fucking nightmare

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[idlelizard]

silly salt cellar

[jackkdaniels]

when i was a kid i decided that killing people was bad therefore war was bad therefore the military was evil. and adults would tell me it's more nuanced than that and i would understand when i grew up. well i'm a grown up now and idk i still think that killing people is bad and war is bad and the military is evil

[the-quasar-hero]

It’s extremely fucked up that some ppl try to make you feel stupid and immature for hoping for a better world. You say you want world peace and mfs think you need a pacifier; dawg, I just don’t want ppl dying from violence. This idea that ppl simply must die as casualties of war is misanthropic to say the least.

[phantomrose96]

seeing one of your posts in the wild was so scary but they're so right:

the original tweet:

Completely accurate. Everyone come hang out on my 29-year-old-core blog we can talk about the good vacuum cleaners

[autistobrat]

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

[busket]

he's gonna die one day soon and it wont fix everything but it'll feel great and the whole world is gonna fucking party together

[stjohnstarling]

On the one hand, this year’s April Fools gag just being a game of centipede is kind of lazy, but on the other hand, I am sincerely relieved whenever this website shows any signs of life at all. I am glad they had the budget to do something for April Fools.

[stjohnstarling]

Being on Tumblr in 2026 is a lot like owning an extremely elderly cat and April Fools is like watching your geriatric pet get the zoomies. She’s still got it! She’ll live forever.

[rodrickheffeley]

there's something stupid going inside my head

[rodrickheffeley]

[seabassapologist]

[weenie-kun]

listening to spyro ost at work made me think about the ways the games bosses differed lol

[insomnispyro]

The Spyro 3 villains had no business being that horrible 😂😭

[orteil42]

things are getting so so stupid. honestly just let me buy tumblr

[orteil42]

am i losing the drive to create things for an increasingly alien and hostile world whose mounting taste for fascism feels like a cold metal vise around my skull or am i just lazy and unmedicated and looking for excuses

[orcboxer]

it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! 🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people,

[dogpuppy]

[firagasoap]

Jun Takahashi - UNDERCOVER

[archpaladin]

@wearepaladin Paladin fashion?

[treecitysessions]

“Goonbait” and it’s just photos of teenage girls and women in their early 20s smiling and being happy because they’ve each just accomplished one of the biggest moments of their respective careers