My mom assigned me my fursona

and now Jenny has to live with it | it's a bear btw | 18+ blog/NSFW blog | find me on ao3 under adorasbuttcheek (I write very gay stuff) | 20+ | gay | 🇩🇪 | OFFICIALLY A PERMANENT RESIDENT OF CANADA AND REUNITED WITH MY BEAUTIFUL CANADIAN WIFE| main fandoms: dunmeshi, bg3, wednesday, shera, adventure time, tloz, svtfoe, jjba, gravity falls, shitposts, some political shit

[farcille-zine]

✨🪽PREORDER SHOP OPEN

You’ll find a many bundles & other goodies to preorder as part of our Delicious in Dungeon zine celebrating Farcille ! Our shop is OPEN until July 30th.

Wings of Desire: A Farcille Zine

WINGS OF DESIRE is an unofficial Dungeon Meshi SFW and NSFW fanzine focused on the relationship between Falin Touden and Marcille Donato! 🪽✨

Take a look at our goods below~ We’re sure to have what you desire…

🪽Tier 1 – SPARKS OF MANA ($15)

Our gorgeous zine, glowing with the light of a spell… Or a screen!

✨ Digital PDF zine copy ✨ 6 digital Falin and Marcille emotes

This bundle is NOT eligible for stretch goals.

🪽Tier 2 – DUNGEON DUET ($26)

A stunning tome full of spells of devotion and love. ✨ Physical 7x10in perfect-bound zine ✨ Digital PDF zine copy ✨ 6 digital Falin and Marcille emotes

This bundle is NOT eligible for stretch goals.

🪽Tier 3 – SPELLBOOKS AND LOVE LETTERS ($38)

A token of love sweeter than fresh raspberries ✨ All items in the “Dungeon Duet” tier ✨ 2 die-cut stickers ✨ 1 5x7in sticker sheet ✨ 5 Polaroid mini-prints

Additionally, this bundle is eligible to receive select stretch goals!

🪽Tier 4 – A DRAGON’S FEAST ($50)

The perfect bundle to fulfill your desires…

✨ All items in the “Spellbooks and Love Letters” tier ✨ 1 2in acrylic charm ✨ 1 2.5in double-layer wooden charm

Additionally, this bundle is eligible to receive ALL stretch goals!

🪽Add-ons – A LA CARTE ($12 ea.)

A spicy-sweet way to end your meal! Pick from… ✨A PDF of Wings of Passion, our digital NSFW Zine ✨LIMITED tote bag – Only 100 available, can only be added to a physical zine/bundle

Ordering only an add-on will NOT qualify for any stretch goals.

🪽STRETCH GOALS

New desires are born all the time… Make sure to not let go of them. We have three stretch goals in place, locked within the Mad Mage’s labyrinth… We can set them free if we hit certain preorder goals!

If you have any questions, please send us an ask or check out our Carrd! Thank you for your support!

[swarnpert]

mao zedong shirt in the live action scooby doo movie

[livedinthecastle]

I love gay hockey thank you gay hockey

[dyatlovpassingprivilege]

hunk of parmesan: i'm getting so small! 😁 keep going! i wonder if i can get even smaller 😯

microplane, getting more and more delirious with lust as my knuckles get closer to it: he's ruight

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

Give soup!!

[yellow-cat]

remember to be scared all day so youre not caught off guard when it happens

[yellow-cat]

OF COURSE this post is a joke. you have to be scared at night too

[curioscurio]

when I tell you I had to do a double take because I thought these were 2 parts of the same whole joke

[nickyflowers]

they should make a soup that fixes everything. one sip and you are free. one slurp and it all makes sense

[bintro]

[actualized-animal]

Did You Learn?

you can lie on the floor in your home and the Soft Baby who lives there will approach you. this will increase your chance of contact with Nose Wet by 75%

[tuxankhamun]

sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year

[bester-jester]

good news babies, momma just cleared some chump of everything. Two christmases this year. God i love beetles fighting

[hellsite-testing-ground]

˙ʇɐqʇᴉnɹɟ ɐ ǝɯoɔǝq oʇ pǝpᴉɔǝp ǝʌ,I

[lustcannibalism]

I hate when I go to copy a picture and it doesn’t paste. Do not disobey me.

[txttletale]

sorry for [remembering a tumblr post about expressing gratitude instead of apologising to make the interaction more positive for the other person] i mean thank you for having a boyfriend who was so easy to run over withmy car and reverse over three times maybe four

[penandinkprincess]

[charl0ttan]

back of the fridge is home to many fucked up sauses

[toskarin]

accidentally got a site's ai assistant bolted down, and I do believe I was personally responsible for it, if only because I found out how to ask it for clothing suggestions in just such a way that it kept trying to find visions of hell in its stock and describing offerings of assorted red and pink scarves as like, insect-mutilated infants

[toskarin]

like I do really think I might be at fault if they ever looked at the logs and saw what happened