[10alex01]

Oryx & Son

A quick Illustration for the weekend. 

[phantomrose96]

Prompt-based fandom events are when you really learn everyone’s colors like you’ll find the people who take the prompt “death” and come up with some smarmy ship-art of character A and character B walking over dead leaves while wearing scarves and drinking hot cider and then you’ll find the people who take the prompt “sunshine” and write how a bright glint of sunshine reflected off the barrel of a gun is the absolute last thing character A sees before taking a bullet to the chest

you can lead a content creator to water but you sure as fuck can’t make him drink

[allthingshyper]

content creators, much like the elder gods, must not be given requests that can be left to interpretation, for the results bring madness upon the unwary

[fuckosexual]

helping my pals decorate for their engagement party and we’ve just made loads of banners with swear words on them

[fuckosexual]

this is a totally adult engagement party no goofs n giggles here

[fuckosexual]

absolutely correct the mistake has been rectified

[gaydelgard]

[updatebug]

Can you even imagine being the poor alien sod responsible for auditing an earthling spaceship’s spending allowance? Like: 

“I see, and why do you require many tubes of white plant flavoured paste?” 

“Oh well, if we don’t rub that on our teeth twice daily the bacteria living in my mouth will begin to devour me teeth.” 

“…Noted.” 

“I have also noticed several large shipments of specific medications, and a variety of individually packaged absorbent material - however injury records do not show sufficient numbers to justify these recurrent deliveries.” 

“Ah, yeah, it’s not really an injury per say. As part of our natural reproductive cycle approximately half the population will shed the lining of one of their internal organs and expel it.”

“…that is the most horrifying thing that I have ever heard.”

“Yeah.”

“Does such a process not hurt?”

“That’l be what the medication’s for. Pain killers for the cramps, birth control to stop the process.” 

“…and your reasoning behind the fully functional, high-tech entertainment system?” 

“Okay, that we could probably do without. But in our defence that was actually insisted on as a standard feature of all fleet-ships expected to encounter Terrans. Admiral Plo’Kaght insisted on it. Something about bored humans and a an illegal betting ring featuring a cleaning robot with a knife strapped to it going up against a human with a mop?” 

“…I believe I should speak with my superiors.” 

[batzendrick-deactivated20230703]

I love how Stabby the Roomba has become such a consistent in-joke among these sorts of blogs.

[tumblunni]

Galactic hero stabby the roomba: his legend continues

[ebonyheartnet]

@stabbyroomba Admiral, your legend lives on.

[stabbyroomba]

*roomba beeps of approval*

[evangelala-blog]

internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content

[eveningflares-deactivated201903]

#i’d illegally download you all

[leafpool2014-deactivated2020011]

reblog if you’d illegally download your followers

[astutejiminie]

When they pose like this ..o(^^o)  

[aurjeon]

fake love extended version

[bangtan-chats-and-memes]

Jimin: *Is out*

Jimin: *Sees that Namjoon has started his live*

Jimin: *Realizes he can’t make it in time to bother him*

Jimin: *Dials his phone*

Jungkook: *Picks up* Hyung?

Jimin: I need a favor.

[imelimelz]

Yes.

[jiminrolls]

fake love x dispatch

[beui]

yoongi was too busy with the puppy to answer properly

[vetur02]

Taking selfies with the team! (AU where Rover never died. Thank you.) 

[arzeron]

I don’t even have words for how perfect results are.

[01010101010101010111-deactivate]

Someone who doesn’t watch baseball please explain this picture

[pornqvist]

Simple. It’s naptime.

[imploder]

The actual answer is just as funny:

Bees.

[cyberxarchives]

OH SHIT BTS ARE COMING TO LONDON THIS IS NOT A THRILL BITCH😭👏🏽👏🏽

[skelixrikkard-remade]

my computer is black and blue…. not black and red….. it’s a Fake Gamers

[monado-soup]

This black and red shit has to stop. The true gamer colors have been and always will be black and green. Black representing the exile and pain a gamer goes through, and green representing the mountain dew all true gamers pump directly into their bloodstream.

[skelixrikkard-remade]

the red represents mountain dew code red, you fool

[jaspertheshark]

The blue represents mountain dew voltage, you are all true gamers

[skelixrikkard-remade]

im valid???

[connard-cynique-deactivated2024]

you are valid

[rosereaperwrites]

Mine is black and white, am I part of the club?

[connard-cynique-deactivated2024]

we’re all in the same family

[rosereaperwrites]

[saihyo-of-the-frost]

All colours game.