pairing: seungcheol x reader
synopsis: Y/N accidentally sends a breakup text meant for her ex to her new boss â Choi Seungcheol. Instead of firing her, he offers to be her fake boyfriend to make the ex jealous. The plan works too well, and now sheâs fending off both men... while catching feelings for her boss.
wc: 4.9k
genre: Fluff, Office Romance, Fake Dating, Romance Comedy
warning: Fluff, Crying (breakdown in the printer room), Mentions of ex, Meetup with said ex, Mutual Pining, Cheesy flirting (Seungcheol is serious but sweet), Minor Jealousy,
a/n: HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHEOLLIE!!! WOULD GIVE YOU A TREAT
You donât realize your mistake until the message bubble turns green.
A single line of textâfirebomb-level destructive, somehow both petty and poetic â stares up at you with a wicked little smirk.
âI hope your next girlfriend knows the breakup playlist I made was about you and that you cried to Taylor Swift. Twice.â
Sent.
Not to your ex.
To your boss.
Choi Seungcheol.
CEO. Of. The. Company.
You fling your phone across the bed like it burned you, and your life flashes before your eyesânot the sweet nostalgic kind, but the HR-violation, resume-rewriting, LinkedIn-updating kind.
Your group chat explodes within seconds.
[Group Chat: Chaos Coven]
Juri:
what did u do.
Hana:
Y/N. SAY SOMETHING.
You:
it was supposed to go to Minjae
THE PLAYLIST TEXT
i sent it to SEUNGCHEOL
Juri:
YOUR. BOSS???
Hana:
pack your things. dye your hair. flee the country.
Juri:
can i have your bluetooth speaker
You:
THIS IS NOT THE POINT
You donât know whether to throw up or scream into your pillow, so you do both, in that order.
Minutes drag by. Maybe heâs busy. Maybe heâll think itâs spam. Maybe you typed so fast autocorrect changed âMinjaeâ to âSeungcheolâ somehow?
Your phone buzzes.
You sit up slowly, dreading the notification, a gulp caught in your throat. Your worst fear is confirmed.
â
[Text â CEO (ok, thatâs new)]
CEO:
Well⊠I wasnât expecting that kind of honesty.
But I did cry. Twice. Taylor hits hard.
Alsoâwant to make your ex cry harder?
â
You blink.
What.
â
You:
sorry???
that was not meant for you oh my god
please donât fire me i can bring you coffee and delete the servers
CEO:
Donât worry about it.
I have a stupid idea, but it might actually help you.
Want to make him jealous?
Heâs joking. Has to be. You pace, holding your phone like itâs made of live wire. He texts again.
CEO:
Iâll be your fake boyfriend.
You get closure, I get to avoid another company dinner alone. Win-win.
You nearly choke on your own breath. Your bossâyour unfairly attractive, sometimes-too-nice, definitely-too-intimidating bossâis offering to be your fake boyfriend?
You respond the only way you can:
â
[Group Chat: Chaos Coven]
You:
what the actual hell is going on
Juri:
YOUâRE FAKE DATING YOUR BOSS NOW????
Hana:
this is better than any drama
iâm making popcorn.
Juri:
youâre going to catch feelings
You:
i will not
Hana:
you absolutely will
You:
iâm still spiraling can we circle back to the part where i ACCIDENTALLY EMOTIONALLY BLACKMAILED MY BOSS
Juri:
he emotionally bonded instead.
Hana:
did he use a taylor swift lyric?
You:
NO
âŠi think
â
You donât sleep that night.
Instead, you stare at your ceiling, thinking about Taylor Swift, corporate doom, and the way Choi Seungcheolâs name sits in your messages like it was always meant to be there.
â
Itâs supposed to be a soft launch.
Just a casual post on Seungcheolâs Instagram storyâa blurry photo of two coffees, one marked âY/Nâ in loopy handwriting. No tags, no faces, no captions except a single emoji: đ.
You choke on your tea when you see it.
âHE POSTED YOU?â Juri screeches through the phone, voice distorted by wind and fury. âHE JUST? SOFT LAUNCHED YOU? ON HIS MAIN?â
âI didnât even know he took a picture!â
âDo you know how many employees follow him?â Hana yells from the background. âYouâre already on gossip accounts!â
âWhat-â you open Instagram, hands shaking. âNo way.â
You search.
You find it.
An account called @/KworkKtea has already posted a collage of evidence:
âmystery girlâs coffee name = confirmed Y/N from financeâ
âseen walking into his building twice in the last week đâ
âsource says she made him smile at the Q3 report meeting???â
And the worst part?
Thereâs a poll.
Is Choi Seungcheol in love?
â YES, 72%
â no, 28%
(these are the delulu exes probably)
You consider walking into traffic. Or HR. Whichever is closer.
â
You storm into Seungcheolâs office first thing the next morning. Heâs mid-sip of an energy drink when you slam your phone on his desk, screen open to the post.
âWhat. Is. This.â
He blinks. âPublic perception?â
âI said fake dating, not PR chaos!â
He has the audacity to look confused. âPeople love us.â
âPeople donât even know me.â
He shrugs. âThey will.â
You nearly combust. âYou soft launched me without consent!â
âI thought it was a nice coffee picture!â
You stare at him. He stares back.
This is, technically, your boss.
This is also, technically, the man who is now listed as your alleged boyfriend on three workplace forums.
âIâm going to have a stroke,â you whisper.
He softens, setting down the drink. âHey. Iâll fix it, if itâs too much. Iâll post a meme or distract the algorithm. But⊠can I say something?â
You blink. âYouâre going to anyway.â
âI meant it as a thank you,â he says, voice quiet now. âFor helping me. For making things easier. For being someone I can trust to hold this chaos with me.â
Your stomach flips.
Itâs not even the words that undo you. Itâs the way he says them â not like a script, but like a secret.
â
[Group Chat: Chaos Coven]
You:
he soft launched me and then soft confessed???
Juri:
define âsoftâ because i think youâre in love
Hana:
trusts you with chaos??? itâs over for you girl
You:
iâm being normal about it
iâm being CHILL
iâm not rereading the text 6 times
Juri:
youâre lying
Hana:
and shaking
You:
mind your business
â
A week later, he asks if you want to join him for a company dinner.
A very public, very board-filled dinner.
âItâll sell the illusion,â he says, straightening his sleeves. âBut no pressure. We can always say youâre sick or in Bali.â
You exhale slowly. âDo I have to wear heels?â
He grins. âOnly if you want to see me flustered.â
â
The dinner is ridiculous. The room is full of power suits, champagne, and cautious small talk.
You expect to be ignored.
You expect to be judged.
Instead, you are introducedâofficially introducedâby Seungcheol himself.
âThis is Y/N,â he says. âSheâs brilliant. Sheâs keeping me sane.â
It shouldnât mean anything.
Youâre playing a part.
But when his hand lingers at the small of your back, warm and protective
When he laughs at your joke before anyone else does
When he looks at you during a toast instead of the room
You realize something terrifying.
Youâre not soft launching anymore.
Youâre falling.
â
You wake up to the kind of email that makes your soul leave your body.
You sit frozen in your desk chair, eyes wide, until your chat pings.
Seungcheol:
donât panic đ
iâll handle it
come to the 9am with snacks
You reply with:
You:
YOU GOT US HR-SUMMONED.
FOR YOUR INSTAGRAM STORY.
Seungcheol:
correction: for my aestheticand your coffee handwriting
You:
I shouldâve just sent that breakup text to my ex. At least HE wasnât being monitored by compliance.
â
9:00 AM â HR Office (Aka The Firing Room)
The HR rep, Haein, is devastatingly pretty, unreadable, and sipping a colorless green juice. She gestures to two chairs. You take one. Seungcheolâof courseâleans casually against the wall like this is a press shoot.
âSo,â Haein says, smiling like a guillotine. âI just wanted to follow up on some⊠observations.â
You open your mouth. Seungcheol beats you to it.
âWeâre dating.â
You nearly fling your bag across the room.
Haein raises a brow. âOfficially?â
âYes,â he says smoothly. âRomantically. Exclusively. Legally, if necessary.â
You make a choking noise.
Haein types something ominously into her laptop. âInteresting. And this relationship beganâŠ?â
âLast week,â you blurt. âRoughly. A little after the Q3 wrap meeting.â
âI see.â She pauses. âJust so youâre aware, interdepartmental relationships arenât prohibited, but they must be disclosed. And should any conflicts of interest arise, especially with one of you in a supervisory role-â
âSheâs ungovernable,â Seungcheol says solemnly. âDefinitely not under my influence.â
âChoi,â you hiss, elbowing him in the ribs.
Haein stares. âRight. And you understand that public social media displays, especially when involving direct reports, can create an appearance of favoritism?â
You nod so hard your brain rattles. âTotally understood. No more soft launches.â
âMm.â She clicks her pen. âAndâpurely hypotheticallyâif this were a fake relationshipâŠâ
You stop breathing.
Seungcheol leans in slightly. âBut itâs not. Weâre disgustingly into each other.â
âI made him a Google Calendar invite for our first kiss,â you lie.
Haein doesnât blink. âYouâre both insufferable. Meeting adjourned.â
â
[Group Chat: Chaos Coven]
You:
hr hates me
Juri:
hr is jealous of you
Hana:
whatâs the legal status of pretending to kiss someone for a calendar invite
You:
spiritually illegal
Juri:
was he hot in the meeting tho
You:
unreasonably
leaned against the wall like a ceo/vampire hybrid
Hana:
youâre going to fall for him for real
You:
gonna? bestie iâm already on the floor
â
After the HR incident, you expect Seungcheol to back off.
He does not.
He sends you morning coffees with sticky notes that say things like "for my favorite corporate liability đ."He walks you out of the building with his hand at your waist like this is some K-drama and not a financial district.
He flirts. Constantly.
And youâprofessional, stable, emotionally intelligent youâflirt back.
Itâs not real.
Itâs not.
Until it starts to feel like it is.
â
Youâre at your desk, finishing reports, when he sends a message.
Seungcheol:
got a meeting in 10. do i look okay?
You glance up. Heâs across the office in the glass boardroom, holding his phone like a teenage girl at a sleepover. Heâs wearing his navy suitâthe one that does things to your pulseâand that dumb dimpleâs showing.
You type back.
You:
you look like a man who just made someone fall in love with him in a google calendar
He doesnât respond immediately.
Thenâ
Seungcheol:
i hope itâs you.
â
You sit frozen, half-blinking, heart punching your ribs.
Thereâs something deeply humiliating about crying in a copy room.
Maybe itâs the sound of the paper tray thudding like a heartbeat. Maybe itâs the way the fluorescent light reflects off your tears like a bad indie film. Or maybe itâs because your fake boyfriend is standing outside the door, knocking gently like a damn Hallmark character.
âHey,â Seungcheol says. âY/N? You okay in there?â
You swallow a sob, which only makes it louder. Fantastic.
âFine!â you croak. âTotally fine! Just the toner fumes!â
A pause. Then, quieter: âIs this about the press leak?â
You freeze.
Of course he knows.
The article had dropped half an hour ago:
âCEO Choi Seungcheol Dating Internal Hire?â
Complete with blurry photos, fan theories, and a very smug screenshot of his Instagram soft-launch.
The whole building saw it. The company Slack is one wrong emoji away from imploding.
âItâs not your fault,â he says through the door. âItâs mine.â
You wipe your face with your sleeve, a piece of copy paper stuck to your wrist. âNo, itâs not. I shouldâve said no to all of this. I shouldâveâgod, I donât even know what weâre doing anymore.â
âThen letâs figure it out,â he says softly. âTogether.â
You laugh. Itâs watery and sharp. âWeâre not actually together, Seungcheol. Remember?â
Another silence. Longer.
Then, very quietly:
âBut I want to be.â
â
[Group Chat: Chaos Coven]
You:
so
the ceo of this company just confessed to me
Juri:
???
Hana:
wait like
confessed confessed???
You:
said he WANTS to be together
Juri:
omg
do you want to be together with him
You:
i donât know
it was supposed to be fake
Hana:
babe your heart is not fake
You:
heâs my BOSS
Juri:
and youâre his BRAIN
Hana:
and youâre hot.
like, professionally hot.
so heâs right.
â
You expect him to pull back after the confession.
He doesnât.
He brings you tea the next morning. Doesnât say anything. Just places it on your desk like itâs a peace offering.
Later, you find a message:
Seungcheol:
iâm not expecting anything
just wanted you to know i meant it
no more pretending if you donât want to
but i still like you. fake label or not.
You stare at the screen.
Then your heart does something dangerous.
It softens.
â
That night, you sit on your bed, staring at the Google Calendar invite from weeks ago.
Title: First (fake) kiss
Time: 6 minutes after our imaginary anniversary dinner
Location: Somewhere cinematic
You click on âEdit.â
Then, without thinking, you change the title.
Title: First kiss (maybe real?)
Note: Just in case.
â
The next day, you pass him in the hallway.
He doesnât say anything. Just gives you a little smile.
You almost donât do it.
But something in your chest takes over.
You reach out and slip your fingers around his wrist.
âSeungcheol,â you say softly.
He stops. Looks at you like youâre gravity itself.
âIf we do this for real,â you say, âyou canât soft launch me again. The next time you post me, I want it loud.â
His eyes crinkle. âDeal.â
Then, like itâs the most natural thing in the world, he lifts your hand and kisses your knuckles. Just once. Just long enough to make your bones melt.
The copy room doesnât feel so embarrassing anymore.
â
You wear your best Casual Friday outfit and feel anything but casual.
Because how are you supposed to look effortlessly chic when the CEO (your fake boyfriend, maybe-real crush, habitual knuckle kisser) keeps glancing at you like youâre the sun and heâs never seen light before?
He doesnât say anything at first. Just watches as you sip your coffee and scroll through your inbox, entirely pretending to not be melting under his gaze.
Then:
âAre you doing anything after work?â
Your hand jerks. Coffee spills on your desk. âWhat?â
Seungcheol blinks. Then quickly grabs tissues. âI meant likeâdinner? As two people. Who enjoy each otherâs company. With possiblyâŠromantic undertones?â
You stare at him. âYouâre asking me on a real date.â
âYes.â
âAfter I spilled coffee all over myself.â
âYou still look incredible.â
âSeungcheol.â
âYes?â
âStop flirting. Iâm vulnerable and damp.â
â
You say yes.
Of course you say yes.
And the office explodes with theories when he walks you out of the building.
He opens the door for you like youâre royalty. Offers you his coat when the wind picks up. You catch the reflection of a coworkerâs jaw physically dropping in the elevator glass.
You lean in.
âBet they think weâre doing this for show,â you whisper.
He looks down at you.
âLet them,â he murmurs. âBut this partâs for me.â
And then, in full view of the security camera, he presses a kiss to your temple. Gentle. Reverent. Real.
â
[Group Chat: Chaos Coven]
Hana:
SOOOOOO
Juri:
[image attachment: you and seungcheol on a sidewalk, his hand on your lower back, both of you glowing like a pinterest couple]
Hana:
CARE TO EXPLAIN????
You:
um
itâs casual friday
Juri:
BABE YOUâRE IN HIS COAT
You:
okay. itâs slightly less casual friday.
â
Dinner is⊠magical.
Not in the grand, candlelit, cinematic sense.
Itâs just a tiny place tucked behind your apartment complex, where the staff knows your name and the food is warm and greasy and perfect.
But he listens when you talk. Really listens.
You tell him about your old dreams. Your worst heartbreak. The fact that your favorite flower isnât roses, but freesia, because your grandmother used to grow them outside her window.
He absorbs it all.
At one point, you realize heâs not even eating anymore.
Heâs just watching you.
âWhat?â you ask, self-conscious.
He smiles. âJust memorizing.â
â
Afterward, he walks you to your door.
âWant to come in?â you ask.
His brows lift. âThatâs bold.â
âI just meant for tea.â
âThatâs somehow bolder.â
You both laugh.
But thenâhe steps closer. His hand lifts to your cheek.
âYou donât have to invite me in,â he says softly. âIâd wait outside all night if you asked me to.â
You blink.
âWhy?â
âBecause youâre the first thing thatâs made sense in months.â
Your heart trips.
He catches it. With his voice. With his eyes. With all the stupid, tender feelings wrapped up in this ridiculous arrangement you fell into by accident.
He doesnât kiss you.
He justâŠleans in. Foreheads touching. Breath shared.
And somehow, itâs better than any kiss.
â
[Late Night Text â Seungcheol]
Seungcheol:
just wanted to say
thank you
for not being afraid of how messy this got
i know we didnât start this the normal way
but i donât think iâve ever liked someone this much
and iâm terrified
but also really, really happy
also:
freesia
noted đŒ
â
You should have said no.
You should have blocked your ex the moment his name popped up on your screen with a casual:
âHey, Iâm in town. Want to catch up?â
You meant to ignore it.
But youâre an idiot.
So now youâre hereâwearing your most emotionally detached outfit and regretting your life choicesâbecause apparently closure is a drink you share over overpriced cocktails.
And of course, the moment your ex walks in, he looks exactly the same.
Same smug smile. Same arrogant half-buttoned shirt. Same faint trace of cologne that used to make you weak in the knees.
He hugs you like he earned it.
âSo,â he says, already ordering for you. âStill writing poetry in spreadsheets? Or have you upgraded to being the CEOâs pet project?â
You blink.
âExcuse me?â
âOh, come on. Iâve seen the tabloids. âMysterious New Flame of CEO Choiâ? That's not accidental.â
You open your mouth to snap something backâbut a voice behind you beats you to it.
âYouâre right,â Seungcheol says, casually sliding into the booth beside you. âItâs not accidental. I picked her on purpose.â
â
Your ex stares. âWho-?â
âHer boyfriend,â Seungcheol says, clapping a hand on your shoulder like this is his show now.
You whip your head toward him, eyes wide. âHowâhow did you find me?â
âLocation-sharing. You never turned it off after that wine festival.â
You gape. âThat was months ago.â
He shrugs. âIâm thorough.â
â
The tension at the table is so thick it might need its own drink menu.
Your ex clears his throat, clearly flustered. âDidnât mean to offend. Just⊠surprised. She usually went for less controlling types.â
âControlling?â Seungcheol repeats, voice suddenly all steel.
âShe hated being told what to do,â your ex continues with a smirk. âBut I guess every girl gets tired of chasing pipe dreams eventually.â
You make a sound halfway between a gasp and a growl. âYou donât know anything about me anymore.â
âI know enough.â
Seungcheol puts his arm around you. âYou know nothing. Sheâs brilliant. Sheâs brave. And sheâs the best damn thing thatâs ever happened to me.â
Silence.
Your ex looks⊠uncomfortable.
Good.
He stands. âWell. Itâs beenâsomething. Take care of yourself.â
You donât say goodbye.
Neither does Seungcheol.
â
Outside, you lean against a wall and exhale shakily.
Seungcheol leans beside you. Quiet.
Finally: âI wasnât trying to crash your dinner. I just saw where you were and panicked.â
You donât respond.
He tries again. âYou okay?â
You nod. âI shouldâve known better.â
He looks at youâreally looks at you. âDonât beat yourself up. Closureâs a liar. You donât owe that guy anything.â
You glance down at your heels. âI think I just wanted to prove I wasnât the mess he left behind.â
âYou didnât have to prove anything.â
He reaches for your hand.
âYouâre not a mess,â he says quietly. âYouâre the whole damn masterpiece.â
â
[Group Chat: Chaos Coven]
Hana:
did he really show up
You:
yes. like a bad haircut.
Juri:
AND SEUNGCHEOL JUST???
You:
stormed in. defended my honor. held my hand.
Hana:
thatâs the most romantic thing since juri cried at her own proposal
Juri:
IT WAS THE MUSIC
You:
i think iâm in trouble.
Hana:
oh babe
youâre in love.
â
Later that night, you find a small bouquet placed at your front door.
Not roses. Not lilies.
Freesias.
With a note:
âFor closure. And for everything after it. -SC.â
â
You are not panicking.
You are simply adjusting to the reality that you are Seungcheol Choiâs date to the biggest company event of the year, where everyoneâincluding your coworkers, your enemies, and that weird guy from IT who always microwaves fishâwill be watching your every move.
Your phone buzzes.
Hana:
is he hot or is he i might actually fall in love with my fake boyfriend hot
You:
shut up
Hana:
so hot then
â
The moment you step into the ballroom, itâs like a movie scene.
Crystal chandeliers.
Golden light.
Soft jazz.
And Seungcheol beside you, in a black suit so sharp it could cut glass, offering you his arm like this isnât fake. Like this is the most natural thing in the world.
"You okay?" he murmurs, his hand brushing your lower back.
"Yes," you lie.
You are not okay.
You are freaking out because his cologne is perfect and his touch is warm and when he turns to you, he smiles like you belong here with him.
â
Across the room, someone gasps.
"Is that the CEO with his girlfriend?"
You almost correct them. Almost.
But then Seungcheol says it first.
âYeah,â he says casually, like heâs done it a hundred times. âSheâs mine.â
â
You turn toward him slowly. âSheâs yours?â
âTemporarily,â he adds, mouth twitching.
You squint. âSo you do know this is fake.â
He grins down at you, utterly infuriating. âItâs fake. But the dress? Thatâs real.â
You flush.
You told him not to say anything like that.
He ignored you on purpose.
â
Halfway through the night, after smiling until your cheeks ache and answering a hundred polite âhow did you two meet?â lies, you sneak outside to breathe.
Seungcheol follows. Of course he does.
âYou okay?â he asks again, this time softer.
You sit on the edge of a marble fountain. âThis whole night feels like Iâm playing a character.â
âYouâre not,â he says. âYouâre the main event.â
You roll your eyes. âSmooth.â
âAccurate.â
He sits beside you. You look at the sky.
Quiet hum of city traffic. A streetlamp flickering nearby. The soft thump of music from inside.
Thenâ
âYouâre doing amazing, by the way,â he adds. âPeople think I upgraded.â
You snort. âYou did. From single and brooding to fake-dating a disaster in heels.â
He chuckles. âYouâre not a disaster.â
âYou havenât seen my kitchen sink.â
âIâd marry you just to fix it.â
You stare.
He freezes.
"...I didnât mean that."
âYou kind of did.â
âOkay but likeâhypothetically.â
Youâre both quiet.
Then you laugh, half-crazed. âYou canât say that. Not while Iâm in heels and emotionally unstable.â
âIâll take note.â
â
Inside again. More dancing. More watching.
Then suddenly-
A flash of camera. A reporter. "One photo for the company archives?â
Before you can protest, Seungcheol slips his arm around your waist and kisses your temple.
Soft.
Gentle.
Like itâs not the first time.
Like itâs not a lie.
â
You donât know how you walk to the car. Or how you manage not to hyperventilate when the driver rolls the windows up and the city disappears behind tinted glass.
You donât say anything until the silence becomes unbearable.
ââŠYou kissed me.â
âYou had glitter on your temple.â
âYou kissed me.â
He doesnât look at you. âDo you want me to apologize?â
You pause. âNo.â
ââŠDo you want me to do it again?â
You donât answer.
But your hand, halfway across the seatâdoesnât pull away when he touches it.
â
[Group Chat: Chaos Coven]
You:
HE KISSED MY TEMPLE
Hana:
oh weâre in stage three
Juri:
whatâs stage three
Hana:
delusion and forehead kisses
You:
it wasnât even the forehead
Hana:
dear god
â
Later that night, thereâs a knock on your door.
Itâs Seungcheol.
In sweatpants.
Holding a takeout bag.
âI figured youâd be hungry,â he says, sheepish.
You stare at him. âThis is⊠domestic.â
âI can leave.â
ââŠNo. Come in.â
â
You sit beside each other on the floor of your living room, eating pad thai in silence.
And somewhere between bite five and six, he reaches over and tucks a loose strand of hair behind your ear.
Your heart lurches.
Because this feels real.
And you donât know what to do with that.
â
Your morning starts like any otherâcoffee in hand, a playlist humming softly in your ears, and a to-do list thatâs already growing.
Except today, Seungcheolâs in the office early, and heâs not alone.
Across the room, his assistant Jiwoo is showing him a presentation on a tablet. You watch their easy smiles and shared jokes, and suddenly your stomach tightens.
Jealousy, you realize with a pang, is a thing.
â
Seungcheol spots you watching and raises an eyebrow.
âDid you miss me?â
You clear your throat, clutching your mug. âYouâre here early. Busy day?â
âAlways,â he smirks. âBut I could be busier if you werenât distracting me.â
âMe?â You laugh, but the sound is brittle.
Jiwoo waves at you from across the room. âMorning.â
You force a smile.
â
By lunch, the awkwardness is palpable.
Seungcheol slides into the seat opposite you at the company cafeteria, dropping his tray loudly.
âSo,â he says, voice low. âHow about we make this fake thing a little more⊠real?â
You blink. âExcuse me?â
He leans in, lowering his voice. âJealous, huh?â
You almost choke on your salad.
âI caught you watching me and Jiwoo.â
You fold your arms, trying not to smile. âWas I supposed to pretend I wasnât?â
âYouâre impossible.â
âSame goes for you.â
â
Back in the office, you catch him stealing glances at you, his usual confident composure faltering.
You decide to play along.
Later, when Jiwoo drops by your desk to chat, you keep your voice light but a little pointed.
âSo, how long have you two been âbusiness partnersâ?â
Jiwoo laughs. âSince last month. But youâre the one I hear about most.â
You smirk. âLucky me.â
â
Seungcheol catches your eye across the room, then suddenly strides over.
âEnough games,â he says, voice serious.
You raise an eyebrow. âWhat games?â
He cups your face gently, surprising you.
âFake or not, I donât like sharing you.â
Your heart pounds.
âGood.â
â
Later that day, he texts you.
Seungcheol:
Letâs stop pretending.
You:
You mean keep pretending at work?
Seungcheol:
Only there.
You smile to yourself.
â
That night, you replay the dayâs moments in your headâhis jealous looks, his touch, the way your heart raced.
Maybe the line between fake and real isnât so clear after all.
â
[Group Chat: Chaos Coven]
You:
Heâs jealous.
Iâm jealous.
Send help.
Hana:
officially shipping you two hard
Juri:
âLetâs stop pretendingâ is literally a romance novel title
You:
now youâre just making me want to write fanfic
Hana:
please do
â
You're typing a report late one evening when Seungcheol appears in your doorway, arms crossed, eyes unreadable.
âCan we talk?â
You nod, heart thudding.
He walks in, closes the door, and leans against your desk.
âThis fake relationshipâŠâ He trails off, then meets your gaze. âIt stopped feeling fake a while ago.â
You stare. âWhat are you saying?â
âI think I was in trouble the second you marched into my office and yelled at me over a coffee machine.â
You blink. âThat was not my best moment.â
âIt was my favorite.â His voice softens. âI like you, Y/N.â
The room stills.
And then, because your heart is stupid and brave all at once, you whisper, âI like you too.â
â
He grinsâboyish, wide, like heâs just won a prize he didnât dare hope for.
âIâm your boss,â he says, like heâs reminding himself.
âI sent you a breakup text that wasnât meant for you,â you counter. âWeâve both made choices.â
He laughs, takes your hand.
âCan I take you on a real date?â
You squeeze his fingers. âYou better.â
â
The next morning, you walk into work with a coffee in each hand.
When you hand one to Seungcheol, he grins and says loud enough for the office to hear, âWow, thanks babe.â
You nearly drop yours.
Jiwoo, across the floor, snorts into her tablet.
âStill fake dating?â she asks sweetly.
You and Seungcheol exchange a glance.
âNo,â he says, slinging an arm around your shoulders.
âNot anymore.â
â
[Group Chat: Chaos Coven]
You:
WEâRE DATING. OFFICIALLY. I THINK.
Juri:
HE ASKED YOU OUT???
Hana:
caps lock ON for romance
You:
i hate all of you
Hana:
u love us
Juri:
send kissy selfies rn
You:
bye
â
That weekend, you have your first official dateâreal food, no staged paparazzi, no fake smiles. Just the two of you, laughing like youâve been doing this forever.
Afterward, he walks you to your door, fingers brushing yours.
âYou know,â you say, âyou never did fire me.â
He leans in, voice low. âShould I?â
âYouâd have to fake date someone else,â you tease.
âTerrifying thought,â he murmurs before kissing you.
â
Itâs sweet, slow, and a little dizzyingâlike every built-up emotion finally unraveling in the best way.
When you pull away, heâs smiling.
âWorst mistake you ever made,â he says, âwas sending me that text.â
You grin. âBest mistake I ever made, actually.â
â
Later that night, he sends you one more message.
Seungcheol:
CEO. Crybaby. Crush.
Youâre stuck with me now.
You:
good.
i donât want out.
Seungcheol:
come over?
You:
you had me at âcrybabyâ
â
â Fake dating contract: terminated.
â Feelings: mutual.
â You: in love.
â Him: yours.
RAHHHH jaeil is officially in da slammerhouseeeee #celebrategoodtimes đââïž fuck that bastard i hate how rough the jail time is in sk... wdym ONLY 7 years for đ?? justice partially served, not served if they let him out early like sewngri and the rest of the burning sun icks... yikes!
[15/10 update: lowk the songs themselves aren't masterpieces, considering mark is fluent in english and most of the lyrics don't make sense, but they're still nice to listen to. the reason i loved mark sm was because he was one of the only authentic and down to earth idols who wore their hearts on their sleeves (i mean that in the best way possible). unfortunately mark has contributed to a greater image with his collab with coca cola. showing that he has no input in the happenings of the world, with the war in palestine. this creates the impression that despite how strong in christianity he is, mark will not be able to put his religion aside or the morality of christianity into perspective very real events. and that to me makes him not christian at all and i SWEAR down, north american and korean christianity is propaganda. i feel it's also used as leverage to project themselves (white supremacy/superiority complex) on a pedestal. and i forever will stand by that, as a person who grew up catholic in the uk (who isn't anymore and is able to see both the religious and non-religious sides of the war in terms of the quote on quote "holy land" which is in fact palestine but was a whole train reck after wwii and the allies gave the captured jews a place to live).
mark does not deserve the sheer amount of hate that he's received with people jumping on the bandwagon without really explaining what he's done. personally these boycotts do nothing to teach people about the war. however, mark ABSOLUTELY did not need to lash out at renjun who in that short clip of nct dream's live hesitated on something and mark told him not to mind the people who were probably spamming "free palestine" in the comments. this shows the lack of knowledge he has on the war, as well as the lack of empathy and willingness to grow and learn. i mean, look at eaj (formerly jae in day6), who went from leaving heavy misogynistic comments about jamie, to being a right activist in speaking up about world issues! people can't forgive eaj, when he changed for the better. yet there are ignorant fans out there who will support mark no matter what because he is their saviour. which is ironic because the golden calf part of the old testament in the bible teaches readers to not contribute in the worship of any other idol figure that isn't god. which mark is clearly doing as a labelled idol LMAO. anyone who is christian and supports israel is a fat hypocrite which mark is now double.]
"But to actually dream in detail about something that's bigger than my whole life,"
NAH FUCK IT lsfm are finally getting back on track and i thought the world of kpop was healing.
WHAT DO YOU FUCKING MEAN NJZ ISNT A THING ANYMORE? ador is using the girls as their payback to min hee jin smh đ if its about trademark too there is LITERALLY no resemblance whatsoever.
hybe has defo pulled strings cause how is everyone so nice to lsfm again. i love come over (so jungle coded and i am HERE for it) but i absolutely cannot listen to it if hybe has used the new jeans, njz, mhj, ador, whatever situation as projection then that is SICK!!
i am definitely not hating on the girls in both groups but they must be aware of what its doing to the other and vice versa. like wdym theres evidence showing that source music was told to rush lsfm's debut before new jeans đ
actual get to fuck hybe and do not ruin the dreams of minors and barely adults who bring you your dirty money. disgusting.