haunted by sound.

adrien harlow. 17. technically a medium Co-Captain of the White Crest High School Hockey Team.

[adrienharlow]

natusvincere​:

…

I am from Sweden.

Are you swedish? 'Cause you the sweetest fish I sea.

[adrienharlow]

detectivedreameater​:

Actually, it’s Doctor astronaut scientist princess robo-cop pirate, thank you very much.

Oh my b, sorry about that Dr. Astronaut Scientist Princess Robo-cop Pirate -- say if your a princess would it be Dr. Your Highness or would it be Your Highness Dr???

[adrienharlow]

kadavernagh​:

[pm] I could carry a gun if I had a gun license, but I do not, nor would I have had any need for one in my profession. I dislike firearms. I’ve seen too much of what they can do. I cannot arrest people. You are grossly misinformed about what a Medical Examiner is and does. You need to read books and papers for information, not watch television.

You’re stuck? Are you still there? Do you need assistance?

[pm] Ugh, you sound like my sister. She carries a gun and she was all Don’t Even Think About It they’re DANGEROUS and whatever. Like no shit they’re dangerous, I’m not stupid I was just wondering why she’s packing! But you don’t pack, got it. And I’m bad at reading, do they have anything in audio format?

No, not like stuck stuck. Well, I am stuck but not like in the mud or something. The guidance consoler was a total bitch jerk and placed me in the sciencey-forensic elective instead of the extra gym class I wanted. I’m no good at that shit stuff, so I needed help with some stuff.

[adrienharlow]

kadavernagh​:

[pm] I used to. I was never a police officer. Medical examiners work under the CDC, not the police.

I don’t know who the Bones Lady is. What do you want?

[pm] Oh so you can’t carry a gun and arrest people?? I thought you could be like bam pow the murder happened like THIS and THIS IS DNA OF THE KILLER and then wham bam thank you ma’am, justice is served.

Well, until the trial. But that’s where Law & Order comes in.

You know, Bones? Like the best TV show ever?? 

Oh I got stuck in a high school elective about forensics and Chemistry or whatever and I had a question. But you seem cranky busy so I don’t want to bother you.

[adrienharlow]

letsbenditlikebennett​:

[pm] Okay, clearly I’ve hit a sore spot so I’ll chill. If you want to have an honest to god conversation, I’m here. If you’d rather not, I’m also content to kick you ass at a neutral sport of your choice (aka no hockey or soccer). 

[pm] You don’t know anything about my relationship with Blanche, alright? You don’t know how we grew up or what happened or what it’s been like so just ... Just stop, alright? Please. 

[a few minutes pass]

I run in the mornings sometimes.

[adrienharlow]

walker-journal​:

I will later, text your sister instead

god you’re so annoying.

[adrienharlow]

walker-journal​:

Talk to Blanche like a loving brother and the Jar will clear your outstanding debt Hockey Harlow

Bite me.

[adrienharlow]

letsbenditlikebennett​:

You are, but being tough doesn’t mean you get to be an ass all the time. You should really show that off more. Chicks dig the whole sensitive soul thing. 

Jar him, Fratty Light, he just said fuck. Can confirm there were no pictures of abs sent though. My girlfriend can and would kick his ass if I didn’t first. Blanche is one of my best friends and I’ll punch anyone who isn’t nice to her. What do you mean over a week? It’s a holiday. Text your sister, Adrien. Adam owes me one and I say not texting your sister on holidays is $20 in the jar. 

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I tried! She was freaking out about something last week and I don’t know when she freaks out I freak out and 

Christ, what is it with people trying to micromanage my relationship with my sister. Fuck off, Bennett. 

[adrienharlow]

letsbenditlikebennett​:.

But you’re not a hot girl. The whole tougher than you thing looks way hotter on girls. On guys it just looks like really fragile masculinity. :/ 

Show off the abs all you want, Harlow, I can still kick your ass any day of the week. If you’re not nice to your sister, I just might. :) 

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Hey, I’m allowed to be TOUGH. But I also have a sensitive soul. Deep down. Somewhere. 

We support abs in this household - wait, consensual abs! Don’t fucking jar me, Walker :/ And what the fuck does Blanche have to do with this? I haven’t even talked to her in over a week? :/

[adrienharlow]

walker-journal​:

Unsolicited hot bod pictures to girls are 1,000 bucks for the swear jar

Hey! I attached no pics I’m not a swine. I’m just SAYING I have abs. :/ 

[adrienharlow]

letsbenditlikebennett​:

Your attitude would be less annoying if you were a hot girl. 

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But I am hot. ;-D

I got the abs to prove it.

[adrienharlow]

walker-journal​:

You will to do 1,2, and 4, before you are worthy to face the jar Hockey Harlow.

Also you owe the Jar another swear. 

Wait, for which one? The shit or the fuck? Or did the shit not count because it’s a meme? What are the rULES?

[adrienharlow]

My guidance counselor said I had to work on My Goals while approaching graduation and here they are: 

Do more Hot Girl Shit

TikTok Famous

Break Walker’s stupid fucking swear jar

Egg my Guidance Counselor’s car :/ 

[adrienharlow]

kadavernagh​:

Then why not simply say muscular to avoid confusion? Well, your pinky is likely swollen if you’re attempting to fight people with it.

Swol is the cool kid slang, lady. I’m plenty muscular. I work out.

My pinky is perfectly normal, thanks.

[adrienharlow]

kadavernagh​:

I assumed that was children’s slang for swollen. Is the swelling getting worse?

What? No! It means I’m muscular. What exactly do you think is swollen?!

[adrienharlow]

deadswitchengage​:

Hey, don’t try to fist fight the messenger, I’m just telling you.

Yeah, sure, keyword had. You know she’s getting married? Pac-Man’s a decent enough guy. You could learn a thing or two from him.

Yeah? You’re just scared because I’ll wreck your ass.

The only thing Pac-Man’s good at is opening his big fucking mouth. The only thing I’m going to learn from him is how to run the fuck away from the ghosts of his past. Fucking cOWARD.

[adrienharlow]

kadavernagh​:

You’re swollen? Why? What happened? Where is the swelling? Can you send me a photo?

.... What? No, swol. Not swollen.