Marvel enthusiast but I also love DC. Spidey/ Peter Parker is my no.1 love. She/Her. Headcanons, prompts and my thoughts on mainly marvel and occasionally DC😋
Hi people. I noticed there are a lot of starkers here in Tumblr. And I hate it. I hate it so much. So here’s a warning to you sick fucks. If you ship Tony and Peter, who are a literally father and son duo, get out of my page and don’t be reblogging my posts and thinking it’s starker. Tony’s love for Peter is paternal, not romantic. Get out. Peter’s a damn minor in the MCU. It doesn’t make it any better if you age him up. It’s still weird and sickening to see, especially if’s fucking smut.
- him and may's pantry isn't completely empty like some people may think, but it's filled with stuff that you never know what to do with. like onions, random spices, cereal, skim milk, stuff that doesn't go together. may can't cook.
- his main meal whenever he eats at home are things like hamburger helper, macaroni, or ramen.
- he doesn't really eat a lot because if he ate something he'd want to keep eating, and he doesn't like to feel bloated while on patrol (at least that's what he tells people)
- to make up for the energy he doesn't get from food, he sleeps every second he's not busy. and he does it in random ass places.
- if he's ever sleeping somewhere strange at the tower and someone finds him, he almost always wakes up with a blanket.
- he eats a lot at the tower, everyone makes sure he gets a little food in him. he never refuses it, he knows how rich they all are.
- he used to bike places all the time, but duck-tape only works for so long to patch holes. he takes the subway most of the time, happy can't drive him everywhere after all.
- he doesn't struggle too bad with being offered basic things like food and water, but he does hate whenever it's bought specifically for him. natasha is offering him one of her protein shakes? yeah, he'll take one. steve bought him a sandwich from a new deli place? thank you so much. you really didn't have to, but I don't think mr. barnes has eaten today. why don't you give it to him instead?
- back before he got the suit from tony, he started using his sewing materials only for his suit. meaning that his regular civilian clothes had small tears at seams, holes that were held together by safety pins, and socks that were held together by a single stich and a dream.
- speaking of sewing, this kid can SEW. he's incredible at patching up clothing, which in turn made it easier to stich up wounds.
- sewing honestly became a hobby for him after he got the suit from stark. of course, he still had to use it sparingly for his casual clothes, but now he enjoys the repeated motions of it.
- he gets cold REALY easily, and when he gets cold, he gets extremely sleepy. so despite not having many nice clothes (or clothes at all) he still saves up on some better quality jackets.
