outlast FIEND

he/they | cinephile, weeb, gamer, and metalhead | the stinkiest twink

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Ship art you say... Can I interest you in doomed Yuri?

your ship art good sir :3

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@dolldrawzz GAVE IN AND MADE A SIDE ACCOUNT FOR TOON INFORMATION, POINT AND LAUGH

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I AM AUTISTIC AND I HAVE WORLD BUILDING TENDANCIES FUCK SO FAR OFF

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IF YOU DIDN'T WANT ME TO PUT YOU ON BLAST, WHY'D YOU REBLOG THIS ? >:3

[dolldrawzz]

CAUSE UR MOM IS GAY

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MY MOM????

[gyozumaki]

Mother's lawyer here-

I can confirm that their mom is NOT gay because I (man) slept with her first. Checkmate, liberal ☝️

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Silly Game Time: WRONG ANSWERS ONLY! Why does it get dark at night?

Bruce Wayne funded NASA three billion so they can make the sky dark at night so he can run around as Batman more efficiently

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Silly Game Time: WEIRD GLADIATOR FIGHTS! Kazmaloon, the shittiest wizard apprentice in the land. They're 17½ and only barely managed to graduate from Wizard High School, so this Human's spells are NOT reliable. However, they do have a staff that's hefty enough to crack skulls and three pockets full of glitter. VS Parz, the most conspicuous thief in the land. They were a mid-tier thief and cutthroat until they were cursed with fabulousness (which compells them to dress strikingly & vogue while doing everything), which dropped this 22-year-old Goblin to the lowest tier of their guild. They have a ludicrous amount of small but very sharp knives and legs that just will not quit (because of the curse).

You have $5 to wager on the winner (no split wagers). Place your bet!

Kazmaloon, specifically on sheer dumb luck

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Silly Game Time: I have decided that the planet Mars needs a new name, and so henceforth it shall be known by this new name. (Which I can make happen, because I am very powerful.) What do you suggest its new name be?

Daisy :3

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Silly Game Time: The world's greatest stage magician and a shapeshifter who prefers to live as a talking horse are both waiting for the only bus out of town. It'll be at least 25 minutes until it arrives. What do you think they'll talk about to pass the time?

Idk if they'll be talking but I know they'll be...

...

Horsing around

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Silly Game Time: If you had to guess, what would you say upset that bald dude so much in that famous painting "The Scream" (by Edvard Munch)? Why is he screaming?

He didn't have any of the crunchy good ice in his drink :(

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Silly Game Time: You have decided to bioengineer a chimeric abomination against nature using two random animals. HUZZAH FOR MAD SCIENCE!

Step 1) Use a random letter generator, then look up an animal that starts with that letter to determine what the first animal in this chimera will be. Repeat the process to determine the second animal. Maybe post a picture of each. Step 2) Combine their names to find out what your new, abominable species is called. Step 3) ???? Step 4) AND THEN THEY'LL ALL BE SORRY!

Front of a gorilla, back of a jumping spider. I'm calling it the Resident Evil Bullshit Creature

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Silly Game Time: Who are some Loser(TM) characters you like, and why? Maybe they're wimps who're afraid all the time; maybe they're sad and pathetic because life is unkind; maybe they're cringefail because they just suck at what they do; maybe they're a worm on every level except physical; maybe they're unlucky due to being the narrative's favorite punching bag; maybe they have everyone fooled into thinking they're cool except you.

They can be of any species, of any age and gender. They can be from any genre of any media (movies, shows, books, comics, games, etc.) (OCs count, too, if you like). All that matters is that, first and foremost, they're losers ... and yet you still like them!

I absolutely love pathetic men in media. James Sunderland is a sad wet dog (and super complex with deep conflicting feelings about his wife ig). H.J. Easterman is a sad wet middle aged man going insane and is a complete loser (though also narratively really well done). And finally Kurt Kunkle from Spree is peak loser but is such fun to see whenever I rewatch the movie because Joe Keery puts on such a good performance

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Silly Game Time: We need to update the zodiac signs. (Like, seriously, what's up with the loser ones we got now? Some scales? A guy with a bucket of water? A freakin' virgin, as if that's all that matters about her? Boo!) Pick at least two of the current zodiac signs, and then replace them with two newer, cooler symbols or figures or whatever.

(For example, I'd go with Aries the Ram and Gemini the Twins. They are now ... Ramsey the Chef and SamFro the Gay Hobbits.) (Don't worry, I'll make the constellstions match the new signs.) (... Well, at least as much as they match the current ones.)

Tyrannus the Rex and Ceratops the Tri

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Silly Game Time: COMPLETE THE PHRASE! "They say an apple a day can keep the doctor away. But the secret is that a casaba melon a day can ___."

Turn you into a Kaiju. No more medical issues but it's kinda hard to get a job now 🤷‍♂️

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Silly Game Time: WRONG ANSWERS ONLY! What is a llama?

A horse that accidentally took the poison for Kuzco, the poison specially made for Kuzco, Kuzco's poison

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Silly Game Time: WEIRD GLADIATOR FIGHTS! Winnie the Pooh, a teddy bear brought to life by the magic power of something or other (Englishness?). He's both riding high on a sugar rush from eating so much honey, and armed with some long and very sharp shards of ceramic that he procurred by breaking a honey pot. VS Sheriff Woody, a pull-string and floppy-limbed, cowboy doll brought to life by the power of everything from Pixar secretly being alive when humans aren't looking. He's smaller (weaker?) than Winnie the Pooh, but more cunning and resourceful. He's also weilding a plastic shepherd's crook he borrowed from his girlfriend, Bo Peep.

You have $5 to wager on the winner (no split wagers). Place your bet!

Woody, he's fucking feral

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Hello fellow Reagents!! It has been a moment since I've done this poll but with the (belated) release of the Kress Twins, which main trial is your favorite? bonus points: what do you think about the Kress Twins as our new Prime Asset?

Kill the Snitch

Grind the Bad Apples

Cleanse the Orphans

Vindicate the Guilty

Pervert the Futterman

Poison the Medicine

Pleasure the Prosecutor

Liquidate the Union

Kill the Politician

Voting ended onAug 10, 2025

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Silly Game Time: When you see SOUP, what are the first and second kinds of soup that come to mind?

Minestrone and chicken tortilla

Yum yum

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Silly Game Time: I've decided to host an art competition & exhibition in my smallish town. Now the only question is, what should be the overarching theme?

*You* get to choose it! No matter how abstract or concrete, vague or defined, serious or silly, complex or simple, whatever you suggest will be the guiding inspiration for the people of my smallish town as they paint, draw, photograph, or sculpt for this event. What do you suggest?

Super complex looking characters being drawn in a simplistic way or vice versa with simple characters being drawn with extreme detail

Example: The Emperor of Mankind is now an MS Paint goober while Crayon Shin-chan has been turned into a 4k hyper-realistic abomination

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Silly Game Time: Who are the protagonists of two stories you really enjoy? (could be from any media: movies, shows, novels, games, comics, etc.) (yes, OCs count) AND which of them would be better at running a snowcone stand during the height of summer?

Springtrap and James Sunderland

Tbh, William might have the upper hand here as a businessman, so long as people ignore the whole dead murderer in a fursuit thing. James is trying his best