the red infinity stone

if i studied as much as i talked about marvel i'd be an overachiever

[bushra-akb]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[ghostedmemoryofficial]

The Absolute Bullshit that Stark Industries Interns have to listen to because Tony and Peter don't have any situational awareness whatsoever #1 (masterpost here)

Peter: Mr Stark, i swear to god, that is NOT WHERE THAT GOES?

Tony: i make the rules, 'roos. and i say, it does in fact, go right here.

Peter: did you do any math? like...at all? you have like, a bajillion doctorates, and yet you haven't done the math for this?

Tony: hey i did- i did the fuckin' math, Pete.

Peter, amused: okay.

Tony, hesistant: ...okay, what does THAT mean?

Peter: no, i'm believing you. you did the math.

Tony, actually terrified: shit, what the fuck am i missing? i did the math, Peter, i swear. what the actual fuck are you on about?

Peter: *snorts* oh, NOW you're thinking your missing something?

Tony, distracted: uh huh, yeah. hey, pass me that screwdriver real quick?

Peter: yeah, catch- *hums* nice. anyway, you're good now.

Tony: mhm- wait, what?

Peter: you're good.

Tony, confused, and a little scared: ...underoos. what the fuck are you on about?

Peter: take a look at the equation you were following, what you actually did, and what you almost did.

Tony: ...oh my god i almost blew up the lab.

Peter: yeah- *snorts* yeah, you did.

Tony: how did you catch that?

Peter: well, unlike someone in this room, i've actually slept. when was the last time you had a proper meal and like...a minimum of five hours of sleep?

Tony: irrelevant.

FRIDAY: three days ago, Mr Parker.

Peter, smug: yeah, that's what i thought. thanks FRI, you're my favourite.

Tony: SHE'S YOUR FAVOURITE?

Peter: she tells me the intern gossip if i ask for it. by the way, lab 14D's coffee machine broke, and they sent a repair request that you never answered. they're gonna start a coup if you don't replace that.

Tony: FRIDAY?

FRIDAY: already ordered, boss.

Tony: if the interns start a coup, you're getting the company early. actually, what do you think of-

Peter: if you haven't talked to May, i don't wanna fuckin' hear it.

Tony: ah, yes. aunt hottie.

Peter, flat-faced: *gets up and just starts walking closer*

Tony: no no NO IM SORRY-

[aryacontrast]

no but i honestly just can’t get over how big of a deal irondad and spiderson is. tony spent almost a month in space, a place he’s always hated and felt traumatised of, yet the first thing he said when he landed on earth was how he lost peter—like that was a bigger heartbreak than almost dying in the very place that haunted him for years

don’t even get me started on tony calling morgan his second chance, which indirectly meant that his first chance was peter. tony had other kids that he may have treated as if they were his own, but the title belongs to peter because he was the one who flipped the switch and actually caused tony’s change of character

and out of all of tony’s ownerships, edith was his most expensive one ($15B) and he left it to peter with a message that he knew peter wouldn’t get bc it “wasn’t a star wars reference” like oh my god guys ofc this fandom will not die easily when we can come up with so many scenarios out of all these canon events

[thepunisher]

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[nyukaart]

Nobody told me turning 18 would mean going back to all of your 12 year old fixations

[soliloquent-stark]

tony and bruce being absolute cuties in aou

robert downey jr and mark ruffalo in avengers: age of ultron (2015)

bonus:

[gracieparkerr]

sometimes I love going on irondad tiktok bc they’ll “discover” things for the first time that irondad fans already analyzed on 2018 tumblr and twitter

[idk-i-was-bored]

I decided to do something a little bit insane. I sat down and typed every word spoken in revenge of the Sith so I could then hand write every word to create this scene redraw. I am very pleased with the final result I’m not gonna lie.

[irondad3000]

Tony's biggest fear was turning out like his father. Scratch that. Tony thought he was his father. He promised himself he'd never be a dad, the generational trauma ends with him.

That's until he met Peter Parker. Tony tried not to get attached, he tried to stay away, but Peter wormed his way into Tony's heart.

Tony had Peter over on weekends, they worked together, they had movie nights, it was all good. Too good.

Tony loved Peter, but he couldn't help feeling like the time they spend together was almost like a ticking bomb. Something bad was going to happen. Something terrible.

He shoved that voice to the back of his mind. Nothing is going to happen. Peter's safe, he's made sure of it. Peter has more protocols in his suit than Tony has money. "Peter's safe." he'd tell himself, but he'd wake up breathless in cold sweat after dreaming about losing him.

"Peter's safe" but is he? Who's that "Thanos" Bruce is talking about?

"Peter's safe" aliens from New York...they're back. Peter isn't safe. Peter is here.

"Peter's safe" he sent him home, there's no way they're going get him now. Except he didn't. Peter's in space.

"Is peter safe?" Tony couldn't stop thinking.

"Why's everyone turning into dust- Peter? God no. You're safe. You're-"

"You're alright."

"I got you. You're okay. You're not going anywhere, kiddo. Peter?"

Peter isn't safe. Peter's dead. He knew something was wrong. He should've trusted his instincts. He should've stayed away, maybe it wouldn't have hurt as bad then.

[arasaka-android]

[heathercollinsmd]

reblogging again with perfect tags by @fayrouze

[666moira666]

[vxin-x-exe]

Happy 30th Birthday to Tom Holland.. our beloved Spidey 🖤🫀🕸️

[gracieparkerr]

the first time tony makes peter’s suit, he spends the entire night workshopping it.

he’s got only about a gazillion original failsafes, including the old ones programmed into the iron man suit. over 576 webshooter combinations, an integrated training protocol, a voice modifier for ‘enhanced interrogation’, scanners for criminal databases, heartbeat sensors, heat scan sensors, a drone, a tracker, a heater, a parachute. and that’s just barely scratching the surface.

tony stark thought of everything the kid could have possibly encountered, and made a function for it. he was sure that he hadn’t missed a thing.

they’re working together and tony asks him how his suit was holding up, if it needed any repairs or anything. he’s opening the door up. and peter starts rapid-firing ideas for the suit that never even crossed tony’s mind. which is crazy. because everything crosses tony’s mind.

the kid thinks outside of the box, he applies concepts to situations in unique ways, inventive ways. he’s scrappy, even in the most top-of-the-line tech. using the given materials to come up with a solution to a hyper-specific problem on the fly.

tony will make the next suit to match that quality— intuitive.

for now, he’s having a blast sharing the lab with a kid so smart. peter never runs out of things to say, and tony never runs out of things to improve.

[irondad3000]

[goth-queen]

[philcollinsenjoyer]

about 90% of fanfiction takes place in a utopia where men are thoughtful and unsure of their place in the world

[mycatismyfriend]

@skulandcrossbones this might be the greatest tag on a reblog I’ve ever seen.

[irondad3000]

dr. strange is such an underrated asshole, i love him.