65$ Worth of Airheads

Just a lil guy

[aduckthatescapedfromhell]

dont worry he is just sleeping...

[demelly]

future grace

[stereosonicanimatronic]

ryland grace is aroace. however he is also stratt’s dead wife, rocky’s red string of fate starcrossed soulmate, & intensely violently homosexual for mark “simon iron lung” iplier. all things are true & all things can coexist. peace & love on planet erid

[airyal245]

Rocky watch Grace

[ghostly-cabbage]

Chat am I on to something

[melodic-cherry]

PRIDE MONTH!

HAPPY PRIDE MY MUPPET MONSTERS. Be gay like them...

[googoogojob]

[googoogojob]

[googoogojob]

[assiraphales]

rocky always yells “enrichment for grace! enrichment for grace!” when he has a new invention to make the humans time more interesting on erid. grace, while appreciative, replies ‘I know I’m in a zoo enclosure but could we maybe not call it that? I feel like a bear getting thrown a pumpkin covered in peanut butter.’ rocky simply gives him a thumb, not wanting to explain that a significant amount of the population sees grace as the celebrity savior scientist who rocky keeps as a controversially young trophy wife and publicly lavishes in gifts

[edgebug]

I think it would be funny if most of Grace's eridian students went to him and asked for earth pronoun designations instead of picking for themselves, because they think it's cool to get word-gifts from the coolest teacher in the galaxy

and grace is trying so hard to not accidentally be sexist or assign gender roles to a monogendered species, so like, trying hard not to call someone he/him just because they like sports, or she/her just because they seem caring, or whatever. and he's having a hard time about it because he's like oh man why am I assigning the pronouns I'm assigning, i hope I'm not bringing any of my biases into this. just absolutely eating himself up over it

he tries to fix this by starting to roll a die, or throw darts at a dartboard, but his students immediately throw a fit because the point of the word-gifts is that they are specific, picked deliberately for them, right? and grace tries to explain gender bias and so on, but it becomes clear these kids could genuinely not give less of a shit, they just want to know what their AGAG (assigned gender at grace) is, alright? why is this so hard for him to understand??

eventually grace comes to the conclusion that he's on a different planet, and severely overthinking this, and that his kids really just are having fun--they really don't see the grace-given pronouns as categorization, he figures they see them as something more akin to astrology. or an eridian tiktok trend. when grace learns they call the assigning a word-gift he probably cries tbh

"teacher grace!!! what my pronoun question???"

"hmm. getting big they/them vibes off you"

"HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY. THANK"

[hayden-thefuck-whywouldyoudothis]

daniel craig would have made more james bond movies if bond was actively having crazy gay sex with ben wishaw's q i swear it and you know it

[dogpuppy]

[iwikpines]

can you guess my favorite song from the guy

[the-hipster-nugget]

BECAUSE IM BAD IM BAD

[gh0ststag]

ORBWEAVER COME HOME THE KIDS MISS YOU 💔

commission for the lovely caroldirge on twitter <3

[where-is-the-sam-standee]

Could you put him in the secret Muppet storage?

The Sam standee is in the "secret" Muppet storage in the Smithsonian National Museum of American History!