adventure in these words

Not your average female person. J|20

[adventure-with-words]

Because even though I drive him up walls, he still spoils me. ♡

[shizumes]

[asdfgghjkllkjhgfdsa]

Do you ever look at your best friend and just ” Who the heck blessed me with this dork , i am the luckiest loser in the galaxy.”

[dairyqueenofficial]

*parents still arent home 5 minutes after they said theyd be home* i must adjust to my orphan life

[amestrisans]

one time my parents left me home alone when I was sleeping and when I woke up the power was out so the phones or anything wasn’t working and I immediately assumed that somehow everyone on earth except for me had vanished so I panicked and baked 42 cookies

[dairyqueenofficial]

its true

[trust]

"all girls dress the same"

[officialstarscream]

there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the elevator

[mibunookami-blog]

see what intrigues me about college isn’t the intellectual pursuit or the bonding or whatever, its the fact that people have the freedom to do random shit like this

[haedia]

Okay, everybody, I have a story about random shit in college. When I was in college, there was a particular class I took where, no matter what time you walked into class, if you made it into the room before the professor, you wouldn’t be counted late. I mean, that’s a pretty cool policy, given how some professors are really obnoxious about attendance. 

Well, one time, a fellow student of mine was running late to class. As she reached the edge of the building, she saw her professor making it to the front steps (super long rectangular building here). He looks up from walking and he sees her. He then points to his watch, gives her a well-meaning “Look who’s late” face, and walks on inside.

What he didn’t know, though, was that this particular student was like freakishly good at bouldering and related climbing skills, so she was just like “Fuck it” and SCALED THE BUILDING!

She tapped on the window of the 4th floor classroom (the floors had like 20ft ceilings, so, she was quite a ways up there), nearly making one student piss himself. They opened the window, she rolled through, onto the floor, and slid into her seat about five seconds before the professor opened the door to the classroom. 

He did a double take, started to say “How the hell d—” when a security guard ran in, red-faced and panting, pointed at her and bellowed “STOP DOING THAT!”

[intoxicatingtouches]

Flowers grow back, even After they are stepped on. So will I.

resilience   (via exercise-for-confidence)

[thetowndrugdealer]

i always wear all black just to remind you that im always ready for your funeral 

[mare-moment]

Some ticks carries a disease, so we’re supposed to avoid them all.

Some sharks bite people, so we’re supposed to always be cautious in the ocean.

Some snakes are venomous, so if you can’t decide whether it’s deadly or not, assume deadly.

But no, not all men.

[absolvtetrash-deactivated201507]

DUDE

[adventure-with-words]

what i say: i'm bored

what i mean: none of my usual hobbies are stimulating enough for me anymore because i am dead inside and i am desperately craving human interaction in a vain attempt to keep myself from slipping into the abyss of insanity

[senshi-moon-empire]

[catsdogsgifs]

[leviebooks]

that orange cat just stares like wait… there was another one in there? …are there more ???

[sluttyfranzkafka]

Reality show where Canadians are send to Australia and vice versa. 

No plot.

No missions.

Just Canadians and Australians trying to survive each other’s weather. 

[sluttyfranzkafka]

Our latest episode

[sluttyfranzkafka]

People who are reblogging this without the pictures are missing out because I’m hilarious 

[dutchster]

i have such a busy schedule. i may have to cut out “studying” to make room for “crying over tv shows” and “4 hour nap”

[vol-au-ventbaudelaire]

A squirrel lunch meeting

[d0nn0]

do you ever sometimes just lay next to your dog and copy the way they breathe in and out

[radic00ler]

Snapchat gold